Jesus. Fucking. Christ. This kid wants to get out of detention in time for his school spelling bee. What the fuck are we doing.
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Jesus. Fucking. Christ. This kid wants to get out of detention in time for his school spelling bee. What the fuck are we doing.
This is just astonishingly great reporting.
All of the crises the White House has claimed over the last 14 months were planned in advance. All of them.
And however much contempt you have for media outlets who reverently relayed Trump's claim to have no relation to Project 2025, it isn't enough.
I remember when Barack Obama had to denounce Jeremiah Wright.
“Her daughter’s new student enrollment form was denied due to “license plate recognition software showing only Chicago addresses overnight” in July and August... “Although you are the owner on record of a house in our district, license plate recognition shows that is not the place where you reside.”
In the last two days, Iran struck:
- Oil tankers in Iraq, killing an Indian crew member
- A French base in Iraq, killing French soldiers
- An oil depot in Oman
- Fuel tanks in Bahrain
- Buildings in Dubai hit by missile debris
- A Thai cargo ship
- Various Israeli targets
No joke, I think this might be one of the most important roles for tech-savvy Millennials/Gen Xers.
We caught a glimpse of an amazing world, one that was almost entirely free of corporate or political influence because the suits hadn’t caught on yet. We could talk with ANYONE in an age of landlines
ICE agents have now been given the authority to detain trans people and deport permanent residents, international students, H-1B workers, and tourists over their gender markers.
A painting of a bird beside the text "this is definitely going on my “most fucked up shit” list"
Y'all--more than a dozen of these sold over night, and every single penny of profit goes to my local library. I'm excited to get my hands on this one, too.
George Washington’s strongest skill was his mastery of retreat. Hegseth really does think it’s all about who can put on the best show. And now that’s failing him, and he genuinely doesn’t know what to do.
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trump crash economy
Dark money groups are paying influencers to spread attacks about our campaign.
Voters deserve to know who is trying to manipulate our election.
Polymarket, Kalshi and all the rest of these prediction markets need to be wiped off the face of the earth. They provide absolutely nothing of value and are corrupting everything they touch.
HOLY SHIT.
A dark money group, hidden behind a bunch of shell companies, is paying influencers thousands of dollars PER POST to attack @katmabu.bsky.social on social media a month before her election.
Thank you to the people who declined the money and went forward with this. So who's behind this?
Maga in a nutshell.
"3 First Names Guy" Rule undefeated.
The implication here is that a year of secret police crackdowns fueled by racial profiling have left thousands of sleeper agents unmolested, great stuff.
*FOX NEWS RADIO AIRS TRUMP INTERVIEW RECORDED ON THURSDAY
*TRUMP ON IRANIAN SLEEPER CELLS: THERE COULD BE MORE THAN 1,700
If the government really is worried about Iranian sleeper cells, then it was probably a mistake to systematically reorient the majority of US counterterror resources toward arresting immigrant grandmothers and five-year-olds in bunny hats
The secretary of defense saying we almost have cnn in our grasp is some dark, dark shit
How much did you get paid to post this bro?
You're a shill, not an advocate. When you get paid to parrot talking points you're just a cheap shill.
Amanda didn't take the job. But some other folks might have. Here's a creator, The Woke Ginger, reciting specific attacks from the brief. He urges followers “to look past viral personalities and ask who is running and why” — a quote (see first skeet) matching a suggested quote in the brief.
A creator, Amanda Informed, was offered the money from "Democracy Unmuted." When she asked who that was, the digital marketing exec, Matt Anthes, said it was “not an official org yet,”...“individuals from the IL area who have served in the highest offices and been at top of their game in the media.”
EXCLUSIVE: A dark money group is offering influencers $1,500 for posts attacking Chicago Democratic primary candidate @katmabu.bsky.social
www.ms.now/news/kat-abu...
Those are ground troops. About 2,500 of them.
Most likely told to take over islands in the Gulf and/or Iran's coastline near the Strait of Hormuz.
If so, then:
1) It'll take time to get there and have any impact, even in the best case scenario
2) 2,500 probably isn't enough to control the Strait
JUST IN: Judge Shah in Illinois has blocked the Trump admin from yanking $600m in public health funds from four blue states, saying it appeared to be a “contrived” and illegal effort to punish them for sanctuary immigration policies storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
But I also think Trump doesn't care; in one way he's on his revenge tour against a nation that spurned him in 2020, and in another way he's on his way out and is pleased to leave a trail of wreckage behind.
bookmark this one, it's going in the hall of fame of regrettable historical quotations
