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13.03.2026 17:27 👍 56 🔁 16 💬 5 📌 0

This year's MLB batting practice hats look like they'd be right at home hanging above the counter at an independently-owned gas station

12.03.2026 17:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck, that's a bad looks for the Kraken. Can't afford many of those the rest of the way

11.03.2026 04:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's the Rick Rizzs special! My favorites are when you can clearly hear the bat contact and cheering and then "here's the 2-1 pitch..."

07.03.2026 21:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Big fan of the King County Sheriff's helicopter flying over my house at 800' and rattling things on the walls.

06.03.2026 04:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love it down there

01.03.2026 23:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?"

GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

30.09.2025 14:55 👍 5997 🔁 931 💬 27 📌 15

Oh my god I thought Joey got that one in!

01.03.2026 05:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Not to be a bitch but after watching this video I have concluded this bird seems dumb as hell. Don’t dig around in your own torso, pull out one of your own feathers, drop it, and then look at ME like “What happened.” Like do we NEED a tall duck?

27.02.2026 06:27 👍 1441 🔁 137 💬 0 📌 0

You can tell that police don’t see themselves as civil servants or part of the greater community because they saw people enjoying a snow day and having fun, and their instinct was to put at end to it. Now after resistance to them, they’re moving to use their insane budget and resources to punish.

24.02.2026 22:52 👍 249 🔁 69 💬 3 📌 0

Oi mate check out me P finger

24.02.2026 00:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
23.02.2026 04:26 👍 205 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 0
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drop the skincare routine

23.02.2026 03:26 👍 235 🔁 23 💬 4 📌 1
14.02.2026 03:34 👍 43 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 1

Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"

12.02.2026 19:08 👍 8320 🔁 2539 💬 0 📌 149
11.02.2026 22:13 👍 8968 🔁 2182 💬 50 📌 11

A blueprint can be anything! Even a rebate!

12.02.2026 06:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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11.02.2026 18:31 👍 3928 🔁 781 💬 23 📌 12

Holy shit, EJ's shirt fucking rules

11.02.2026 18:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mike Macdonald to Josh McDaniels after watching tape on the Patriots:

10.02.2026 00:22 👍 83 🔁 23 💬 2 📌 0

Sounds pretty good

09.02.2026 17:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way

09.02.2026 04:13 👍 5396 🔁 1421 💬 54 📌 39

yes but that does not excuse their imperialism in kuwait, iraq, and afghanistan

09.02.2026 03:47 👍 1810 🔁 353 💬 17 📌 0

🤣🤣🤣🤣 (yall click through)

09.02.2026 03:17 👍 10 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

My pick of 27-13 was pretty accurate, it seems. Yay me! Yay Hawks!

09.02.2026 03:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My score prediction of 27-13 Hawks is looking in danger, both because the Hawks can't find the end zone and because NE can't seem to do shit. 6 more FGs for the Hawks for 27-0 though, who gives a fuck

09.02.2026 01:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man, Sam is just a bit off today. JSN got the separation and could have been led for the score there. Clean that shit up and this game is very done

09.02.2026 01:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

God damn, Mills! Just bullying everybody

09.02.2026 00:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Interesting to see the Hawks show a Shaheed jet sweep twice that drive. Wonder if that'll be anything

08.02.2026 23:50 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0