“this just proves MJ would average 50 in today’s NBA!” my friend if you dropped Michael Jordan into the 2026 NBA his career would last exactly one day after he found out about FanDuel
Imagine thinking of The Great Gatsby as hard to parse
80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"
The 3 genders
i might not keep this up for long but i got my hairline fucked with yesterday. your girl is looking like a cartoon vampire for a bit.
also there’s a giant square of hair shaved at the back of my head now.
tenchi masaki from tenchi muyo dressed in a grey schoolgirl uniform walks through a scifi scanner thingie
a computer screen showing his skeleton and a DNA strand, captioned dialog reads "everything looks okay"
the space cop or whatever says "but did you know your frame is very masculine?"
tenchi says "uh, i... have a father who's a man"
it's a pleasant surprise if you find a crossdressing character in a 90s anime and the joke being told is funny
humans are very easily tricked into believing words are alive, because we mostly think in language. We build our sense of self out of words.
That’s why no one thinks the image generators have consciousness.
the poop magician: is this your turd?
me: ...no?..
PM: check your pants....
me: !!!!!!
probably barry bonds or jeff kent, knowing the sf clubhouse of his era
bill mueller has sad eyes
gouache landscape of sunset skies behind trees and wetlands
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Ghosts are just old houses dreaming people in the night
Have no doubt about it, hon, the dead will do alright
Go contemplate the evidence and I guarantee you'll find
The dead know what they're doing when they leave this world behind
A fantastic musician and amazing human could really use some help. If you have a few bucks, it'd be rad if you threw them her way. 🩷🤍🩵
#MutualAid
oh sweetie <3
not to be all gender essentialist, but i think if you call them boy shorts then they should have plenty of space for a nice package. just cuz i cut mine off doesn’t mean i don’t want a cute little bulge from time to time
what's the matter, novella boy? afraid you might enjoy a subplot?
love this for you
"Dolls." "Dolts."
purple
i injected estrogen and i masturbated today. pretty full evening
Puppy play, but instead of breaking out the leashes and muzzles I just make you pose for Instagram photos while wearing a really stupid hat.
Lady wearing a tshirt saying "The softness of moonlight. The strength of the sun" beneath overlapping female symbols
Woman wearing s shirt saying i am a lesbian. Bright red text on yellowy orange shirt
Guy wearing a shirt saying sodom today, gomorrah the world
Shirt with queer bart saying get used to it, dude
Nothing more beautiful than these gay vintage t-shirts
chris paul burner tweet
Heathcliff paints the word "NUDE" in big capitals on an otherwise blank canvas. Two mice watch him work, and one of them says "Now, that's art."
09 Feb 2026
nut butter: it’s not what i thought it would be
in the original planet of the apes movie from 1968 they go into deep hibernation until the year 3978. if they made the movie today they would be in deep hibernation until 4036. pretty wild
Yes i used ai but it was only throughout the creative process
Children will literally be of the corn instead of going to therapy
Asked to see the secret menu at Old Navy and they showed me a pair of pants with one leg
“that dog in me” and theyre a brown cocker spaniel puppy with a pink bow
at a coffee shop and a tech speak guy just used the phrase “reverse paywall” which i’m pretty sure is just extortion
