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I was born with rust in my blood. Midwest trash who co-authored a Sleepaway Camp book at DieDieBooks and is the trans half of the wives from This Ends At Prom.

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It will only get better. These b'ys are exactly what we need.

10.03.2026 07:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Decided it was time to open the schools and talk to the youth about Bound!

Joining me for this episode about the sexy cinematic masterpiece are @bjcolangelo.bsky.social and @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social (THEE Wives Colangelo of @thisendsatprom.bsky.social).

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09.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

I just love women. In the movie and present company.

09.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

06.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 12558 πŸ” 4616 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 26

If they are going to cast someone with a specific screen presence and legacy then they better use all of it!

06.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look at my man acting his ass off!

06.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The poster for JCVD, featuring Jean-Claude Van Damme in black and white

The poster for JCVD, featuring Jean-Claude Van Damme in black and white

Now this was a film! 🀌

06.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I don't know if SCREAM 4 is the best films in the series. I don't really care about thinking like that, but it is definitely my favorite and I think there is a really strong argument that it is still more relevant than any entries that came before or since.

Also it has Kirby and Jill so...πŸ†

05.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

*races into the room, out of breath*

YOU MIGHT SAY THAT SHE'S LOST FACE

*collapses in a dead heap*

05.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 244 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1

Some movies are for your head, some are for your heart, and some are a whole body tingles.

05.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"I watched BOUND for the plot."

(I mean, yes, but also...)

05.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the only thing that matters to me tonight!

05.03.2026 07:23 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't know about 9/11 until the evening of 9/13.

05.03.2026 06:58 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't see enough people asking what good taxing billionaires is going to do when our tax money goes to violence instead of services

03.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 185 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

We love you too! πŸ’™

03.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œDo not obey in advance” but in pokopia font

β€œDo not obey in advance” but in pokopia font

03.03.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 2982 πŸ” 609 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 5

Tom.

03.03.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

…to what neck?

03.03.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
1000 Women in Horror | Official Trailer | Shudder
1000 Women in Horror | Official Trailer | Shudder YouTube video by Shudder

WE HAVE A TRAILER!

02.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4

RIP to hundreds of Iranians and one American vacation

02.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 5569 πŸ” 879 πŸ’¬ 123 πŸ“Œ 18

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

28.02.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 26305 πŸ” 8897 πŸ’¬ 290 πŸ“Œ 334

If I was free, I would be there in a heartbeat!

28.02.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Alexis Arquette pointing at someone off screen while on the Surreal Life.

Alexis Arquette pointing at someone off screen while on the Surreal Life.

"Why are you like this?"

At a formative age, I watched Alexis Arquette attempt to use a patio umbrella to hospitalize a man for being obnoxiously transphobic.

28.02.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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A healthy film industry makes sleazy movies. Weird, borderline kink films are like coal mine canaries- they're offensive, often deeply personal, and a foil to the clean blandness of big budget propaganda. A lack of bizarre "not to everyone's taste" films is an indicator of a sickly studio ecosystem.

27.02.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 2577 πŸ” 741 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 18

Much to BJ's chagrin, I have only seen the 1991 version of Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead once (and apparently forgot a lot of it). So this remake is pretty fresh to me but I really did loved it.

Very clever writing, fun performances, just a nice, little movie that deserves your time.

26.02.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope they make Becky movies forever.

25.02.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The final shot of Shoresy season 5 featuring Shoresey, Hitch and Mo

The final shot of Shoresy season 5 featuring Shoresey, Hitch and Mo

I care about Shoresy because I care about physicality. It's dialog sings but the contact reminds me that we are alive. Martial arts films, professional wrestling, getting in the pit, sex, hockey, or any other shared feeling of experience or entertainment where we just collide is as human as it get.

25.02.2026 06:37 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Music never sounds better than when you are driving on the highway at night.

23.02.2026 06:44 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Absolutely zero give to it.

23.02.2026 05:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

so it was written. so it will be

22.02.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 2642 πŸ” 566 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 5