Trev

once again my favorite hobby, lunging at people in parking garages, has landed me in hot water

at what point during Oppenheimer is it acceptable to shout “HES GOT A BOMB” to the entire theater

Perfect time to start offering direct messages on Bluesky

I have decided to boycott Disney World with my family. From now on we will only vacation in Potato Land

does your laptop keep falling asleep? try pouring some coffee on the keyboard

10 films to get to know me:

The Nice Guys
Mad Max: Fury Road
Prisoners
Knives Out
The Dark Knight
Hot Fuzz
Django Unchained
Rogue One
Game Night
Man of Steel

hey mister is your refrigerator running? can I store walt disney’s frozen head in it

Threads really is just a circle jerk for brands lol

are you trying to be seen or not. make up your damn mind

it’s really funny seeing every right wing chud on here get ratio’d to hell

you know what they say. A Good poast a day keeps the blue checks away

once again my favorite hobby, lunging at people in parking garages, has landed me in hot water

Hello!

Blue check bozos at the top of every comment section is what really ruined twitter

so if you post “I am ready to skeet EVERYWHERE” on twitter it gets a very different response

Typical 5th of July. Shit out 43 hot dogs and got my birdhouse stuck on my neighbor’s dick

11 hours since Elon tweeted, hopefully a firework killed him

Finally figured out where America falls on the political compass!

Too many times I have been shown British food against my will. It stops now

[angrily approaches the tanning salon receptionist] none of these escape pods are working

Not seeing any blue checks on here is so refreshing

You have a glazed ham for a brain

If someone ever intimidates you, remember that they're 70% water. Are you scared of water? Well you should be. 400,000 people drown per year