J. Hill 🌻

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Ooohhhh you right. Put me in my place please

I’m going to be fine by summertime.

Really at the age where I (31 y.o.) have to tell my mama (52) that she can’t believe everything she sees on the internet.

As Floridian who has never lived in snow, my favorite content as of now is watching videos of people reapplying snow to cars of people that stole spots they did didn’t shovel. The snow wars are are getting real and I love how petty and determined people are.

I’ve come to the understanding that I don’t know how to date anymore.

Parents really put the grand in grandparents when they be come one.

My mama surely got grand when Jace came into this world.

Me: *parenting the child that came out of my vagina* (specifically coaching him how to mop correctly)
My mom: why you gotta do that? You don’t have to stand over him
Me: *def not standing over him* you don’t want me to tell him how to do it right the first time?!

Happy new year!🎆

I went had one baby 12 years ago and sat my ass down somewhere. Motherhood is literally the most ghetto hood I’ve EVER been in.

And is. And if it ain’t the drugs it’s the liquor maybe a combo of both.

I ain't get locked up in a prison nor mental asylum either

Mine told me
-He wants my son every weekend- asked if he’ll be picking up/dropping off -never got an answer
-Told me I was in an abusive marriage I’ve never been abused nor married
-That I haven’t done anything for my child that I have raised physically/financially alone for almost 13 years.

I literally hate having a baby daddy. More often than a little bit I forget that he even exist then every blue moon he comes fucking with me disturbing my damn peace.

I’m in need of a man. I’m tired of doing the mundane things of life getting oil changes and gas. Lol

The truth!

They wanted us to hate Eady Britt on Desperate Housewives, but Susan was the absolute worst.

Honestly made me realize that I don’t even recognize myself.

This year has been kicking my ass. My birthday month, November, was the first time in a long time that I felt somewhat normal… on this night, I actually felt pretty after seeing my reflection in a gas station window.

Slowly, but surely finding myself again. ❤️

I genuinely can’t stand being a parent sometimes.

You mad at me cause I told you to shower? Literally been in the same clothes since Friday and been outside playing, but I’m the mean mom for telling you to shower? AND I SAID IT THE NICE WAY?!

The way my mama use to talk to us. He wouldn’t survive

My mom was today years old when she learned condoms have expiration dates.

Raising your parents is tough.

The conversation of law school has come back up in my life. Set aside from being scared, I really just don’t know where to start or what to do. I could really use a mentor.

Susan is #2 of being terrible. The way her daughter was an emotional crush should be studied.

Watching Desperate housewives…… Gabriella is the worst. She’s also a pedo.

I don’t love being in Daytona. I can tell when I’m not in friendly territory.

lol clearly mamas. Just had to tweet my sadness before I move on with life lol

The man that I would like to… sit on… is in the likes of a slim waist, big booty, ham hock thigh having Latina……. I just can’t catch a break.

My son is an only child so every now and then we’ll both sneak and get some food, but then there are the days where I only want to pay for one meal lol there’s food in the house.. he will be okay.

The best fast food is the kind that you had to sneak away from your kid and eat it in the car kind.

Apparently there is office drama… I’m so to myself I’m oblivious to anything going on.

Def travels in 3’s.