ClaudioSaavedra5000

"I’m sick of hearing ‘Piper, no.’ When are we, as a country, going to start saying ‘Piper, yes?"

OK, iO

"one day I'll be conservative"

Good dick a have a bitch laid up watching The Predator talking about " so that's The Predator"

Whoa, they leaked it to a bottom scum journalist?? It gets worse!

old HBO would've never let the dick to boob ratio on white lotus be this high.

it's wild to think, that if I didn't see Elon Musk acting like a complete dipshit with my own eyes, then the "Tesla takedown" movement might have looked like a ploy from the legacy American automakers to take him down. Nope, it's organic, and people are pissed. It feels good. #schadenfreude

The institutional Democratic Party is guided by an almost pathological level of conflict avoidance in almost every direction. “What can we do to make the least number of people mad?” is just a bankrupt way to operate.

get in one for your stupid rockets, or make it so that they don't explode, dumbass

Sergeant: JUMP!
Recruit: How high, sir?
Sergeant: How high can you jump?
Recruit: pretty high actually, I bet you I could touch those rafters
Sergeant: Those rafters Bullshit haha.
Recruit: nah, that's too high haha
Sergeant: I kinda think you could haha
Recruit: Dude!!!

I got it through the hospital I work with. If you got a PCP then it may be worth it to make the appt.

got my vaccination updated yesterday!

he went to college and has a podcast? OK, fancy.

congrats to SNL on 50 years! That's half a century! Long time!

of increase the spending of cocaine

amazing... at suffering

you gotta put a piece of tape facing out! never directly on the nops!

Neo-Nazis appeared in Lincoln Heights (metro Cincinnati) Ohio and got ran out of dodge… but not before locals stole and burned their swastika flag in the street.

did anyone ever match her freak?

I will continue to not being able to afford his cars

Dave Chappelle Roan

What’s more dangerous than a person who doesn’t read? A person who only reads one book.

and it's October

damn, I got got

but but, you did!

love the Laffa bread. it's a must.

deepseek should've went public after the 500 billion dollar american investment

this is how actual currency should work

just got the call. fired. i was the DEI Coordinator for the CIA. my job was to make the bombs gay. enjoy your hetero coups i guess

First they came for the socialists, and I DGAF—because I was not a socialist.

Then they came for the trade unionists, and I DGAF'd—because I was not a trade unionist.

Then they came for the... I kinda stopped paying attention. I'm fine tho.