Shady

Ha! Those birds are neoliberal gossips

Does smiling hurt for everyone? Not like emotionally, my face literally hurts.

Overalls: the adorkable mortal enemy of having to pee

Screenshot of the Atlantic Signal exchanges, including Michael Waltz saying "the first target - their top missile guy - we had positive ID of him walking into his girlfriend's building and it's now collapsed".

Not to be a wide-eyed naïf about such things but... am I right in thinking that they levelled an entire building to get to one guy and *that* is not controversial to anyone in the American media or political class, only that this information was recklessly shared in an unsecured chat?

“All dogs go to heaven” tired
“ONLY dogs go to heaven” WIRED

I’ve just been informed that unbeknownst to me, my glasses have been askew for about 20 years

The heart emoji used to be the most used in my arsenal and lately it’s dropped completely off the “recent” section, damn 😢

This but like Groundhogs Day (1993)

Expeditiously!!

What happened to those fruits they keep taking about for all this labor we’re doing

He put mustard on the beat cause the beat is HOT, dawg

People who say “Black people can’t blush” are telling on themselves. You just lack the emotional power to make us blush. Sorry!

Helllp I finished my audiobook before getting on the train

So the universe is saying “no. try self care, drugs, and cat”

does “true love” exist?

I miss the old DC metro

My album dropped, comment a 🔥 if it makes you angry (streaming everywhere except Amazon)

Ask Spotify how their “shuffle playlist” function is programmed and you’ll have your answer!

Have pringles always tasted.. like that

I went to the island of sweetie pies and everyone knew you there

A piece of art by Shady for the single release cover. A blue and green gradient background with dark shadows in front. Blood orange branches dangle and creep around the image centerpiece, a floating androgynous stone head in 3/4 profile floats in surreal empty space, an abandoned city peeking out of the top of the skull and leaking ominous black sludge. The title reads “that selfhood which is our torment”

I released a single this week

youtu.be/Iayw7PKHI8w?...

Omg I thought “migraine stink” was something I made up in my head but I legitimately can never find the “smell” because it’s actually the scent of my brain disintegrating

They are right

This world losing Dora Moono Nyambe is a tragedy beyond words. So sorry for her students and adopted children. She was a saint.

Fairrr cause my dog will look at me sideways if he doesn’t get a full treat 🤣

Maybe give them half treat when you eat, half when Ben eats. They’ll feel like they’re getting double!

When the Feds Are Still Watching Former Black Panthers fear the FBI is still keeping tabs on them decades after COINTELPRO. In at least one case, they were right.

For years, former Black Panthers have feared that the FBI is still keeping tabs on them decades after its notorious COINTELPRO program.

Malik Rahim had never been able to prove he was targeted. Now, government docs show he was correct.

This is who cops are. This is what they do. They’re beyond reform because their purpose is to trample the working class.

Quick guide for concerned parents about youth lingo:

This is sending meeee= This is sending me into a jolly fit of mirth
Deadass= Dead as a doornail stands my heart, considering the severity of this issue
Cap= Capricious lies were told against my honor
Fam= Familiarize yourself with me, friend!