I was a 2% guy who compromised on 1% after marrying a girl who liked skim then we had kids and the pediatricians recommend whole milk for them so I readjusted, but ykw? I don’t really want to go back.
100% on Pawten Tomatoes (rip me, time to commit sepuku)
Chewbacca Furgeson
Kind of a weird month to pick then, since it eliminates a decent chunk of people who might otherwise be watching non-sports programming on NBC
They’re all real, of course, but this metric doesn’t measure streaming, which would dramatically skew the list. It only captures a certain type of tv viewer, the ones who still pick their programming by what’s on right now.
Twelve Men Calm Down
Lmao
He’s gonna trade back to the second round and *then* take an RB. Still none of us will be happy.
Thanks for running those numbers cuz I knew it was gonna take extras but the threshold for elimination I was just guessing at
I perhaps didn’t understand the assignment, but thank you for acknowledging it! And also, it is something I think about a lot, even if it might be more of a policy question.
A good student in law school maybe reads 30% of the text they’re assigned? Learning what to skim is a significant part of the skill set.
Can these athletics departments ever make enough money to pay back into the schools upon which they are founded and if that were the case, what negative externalities might arise?
A truly cruel irony about losing your hair is you somehow have to pay *more* attention to your haircut frequency.
No I was saying I was also joking. I don’t do the /s thing, but yeah bud I was also just joshing around
My three least productive days at work were when Grantland (the website) died, when Bowie died, and when Deadspin died. Conveniently in escalating order of productivity loss.
Also that’s pretty clearly a microphone and not a beer in image 1, I think you grabbed the wrong jpeg
I read the alt text and idk if I would describe that image as simmering fury. He looks like a sleepy baby about to start sucking his thumb.
The blue ox standing neck deep in water in the strait of Hormuz
Yeah man where is the downside for Iran here?
Would Kamala have been bad? Probably. How much does 20% less bad mean? 50%. We will never know but the baseline has been Trump now and that’s 100% off the chain. (Again, Biden should not have run for a second term, there should have been a primary without a default candidate)
Eh I think that’s the distinction between campaigning and governing. I could definitely be wrong and inshallah we’ll never know but candidates say shit they don’t believe all the time and that’s equally true across parties. I just think Biden was a uniquely bad guy to be in office on 10/7.
See the weird thing about Delaware Joe was he seemed especially deferential to Israel. I don’t think it was his advisors telling him to do all that. Zionism was a passion project for him!
I could see Biden maybe but also dude was pretty gone by the last election. I really don’t think Harris would’ve. Biden simply should’ve honored his one-term promise!
Idk man Biden did finally execute a withdrawal from Afghanistan. There’s at least *some* difference between both sides are bad vs both sides are the same. I’m almost all the way with you but I also believe there’s like zero chance a dem president bombs Iran (or Venezuela for that matter either).
(And each one talks exactly like Jenny Slate)
lol I can be patient with the romance but I do love that I’ve got people like you on here. Hope your boyo is doin well.
lol girl you lemme know when and where. Hell, I already tried to buy you dinner! (When we happened to be at the same hospital all of 5 months ago when I thought I was happily married).
I am a *shit poster* Heidi, I am a goofball. I was on FB when you needed a college web domain email and I quit FB when they let my aunties join! I gotta go old school but I never learned how to do that either!
Good picture, D-ag, keep up the good work.
