Ron Sexsmith

Trump is the kind of turd
That the world can't seem to flush down
An ignorant racist sack of shit
A humourless evil clown
A man so vile with not one redeeming quality
Just a cruel smile and a putrid brain that reeks of senility
Yes, Old Trump is a F$%king jerk! RS

On this tour Don, Jason and myself have been watching all
the Yorgos Lanthimos films after each show
They're all so interesting, uncomfortable, disturbing and often darkly funny. We watched "Kinds Of Kindness" last night and it's really difficult to describe what I saw. Brilliant tho RS

Well I'm..
Hot tubbing!!
Check it and see
I got bubbles going all around me
C'mon baby!!!
Can you do more than bathe?
I'm hot tubbing!
I'm hot tubbing! RS

Whenever people talk about decaffeinated instant coffee
they always get all Sanka-monius RS

RON SINGS "BETH" WRITTEN BY PETER CRISS BOB EZRIN AND STAN PENRIDGE YouTube video by Rawnboy

Some music for your Tuesday RS
youtu.be/nFm4UaMHLzY?...

YOU: Hey Ron, do you recycle?
ME: Why sure! Haven't you seen my Bluesky feed? RS

:O) RS

:O) RS

Disastrous laundry attempt tonite in Galway
Took a cab to a laundrette only to find they don't accept coins. I tried to use my visa card on their machine but it wouldn't accept it. I don't have a cell phone and the cafe next door wouldn't call me a cab. Finally a nice pet shop lady called me one RS

Apparently he did RS

Check this out y'all!
As a member of Elton's fan club since age 10
This one is a huge honour for me RS

Colleen booked us into this charming
seaside hotel in Galway for our night off
(Night off usually means laundry) RS

Thanks Alan! RS

Thanks Sharon! xo RS

Fantastic! RS

RON SINGS "BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATER" WRITTEN BY PAUL SIMON YouTube video by Rawnboy

Some Paul Simon music for your day RS
youtu.be/CO3BogYmUFo?...

When you're a pirate
It's all work no treasure RS

Here's the band and I earlier tonight in Dublin RS

Thanks to everyone who came out to see us
In Dublin tonight I felt a bit clumsy and made a bunch of mistakes but I hope y'all had a good time nevertheless RS

;O) RS

Love these! RS

Thanks Terry! RS

:O) RS

Graham's a despicable moron RS

We are young
No one can tell us we're wrong
Searching thru fields of cow dung
Both of us knowing
Love is a cattle field RS

Here's the band and I last night in Cork RS

Backstage at the Ambassador Theatre in Dublin
Can't wait to sing for y'all! RS

Deep sea diving is something
that I just can't fathom RS

RON SINGS "DAYDREAM BELIEVER" WRITTEN BY JOHN STEWART YouTube video by Rawnboy

In honour of Micky Dolenz's birthday from The Monkees
Ron sings "Daydream Believer" RS
youtu.be/71fw8BRvlXE?...

YOU: Have you tried yoga or tai chi?
ME: Yes! I love yogurt and chai tea! RS