coors light beer wolf

but what my book presupposes is that: maybe he did?

se7en (1995)

i want curry in a bread bowl is that a thing anywhere

i’m a sucker for The Thing type body horror so it was a lot of fun and endlessly enjoyable to listen to with Mhairi’s narration

jon found the rest of the tapeworm

the cover for the novel The Haar by David Sodergren

can’t remember who recommended this but it’s a fun and easy little read/listen and maybe the only place you’ll hear a scottish lady with a kind voice describe someone’s penis getting melted

old man wearing shirt say big dick is back in town. and you believe it from lookin at him

proof

what i say to my kids on their birthday when i forget their name

marco ‘gusano’ rubio lookin at his big ass she is like he’s a little guy in the black lodge maybe he’ll do a little backwards dance lol remember twin peaks rip laura palmer

i frew up

and so we (metaphorically) kept rowing in our boats. they are moving against the current which is more difficult than moving with the current. this is very difficult and we are often slowed by the current. this metaphor is about the past.

ladybro is what they call you when you wear it on account of all the ladies you pull

everybody rushing to say glup shitto wow so original. the real answer is something only true fans know: Darth Icky

thicc kowakian monkey lizard bout to turn this babu frik into a babu freak

can you feel that guys? the subtle shift in air pressure? the chill in the center of the room? the vibes are off today. to post is a mistake

bad ears

too embarrassed to tell the president that your feet have been bound like a chinese princess since birth

you tell he’s an american because he’s a professor with bandoliers of ammo

porn went woke when it started including women

“turn on ur monitor bitch” i repeat to myself, tears streaming down my face, as the button continues to elude me.

hell yeah represent

i’m all for engagement for a good cause

uh oh looks like somebody’s impenetrable fortress europe just got penetrated 💅

sent from my iphone

(nodding) word

word?

i hate all of this

where?

you think eisenhower woulda been a catty lil bitch on social media if it existed during WW2? i know patton woulda

read what?

prisms do be wild

i will not use the tools of my enemy