Ice Barbie is out but MAGA has a very deep bench of brutal simpletons willing to break the law which is how we get Markwayne from Oklahoma running our domestic security.

You got to admit, nobody does Friday night news dumps like Trump.

There will be more hockey players than Democrats at the State of the Union Address.

American professionals beating their teammates from our friendly neighbor Canada in hockey is far less of an achievement than amateurs beating the mighty USSR pros on their way to gold in 1980.

Indiana doesn’t have a Major League Baseball or hockey team but could have two NFL teams, both stolen.

Like many such headlines the one that promised to reveal “How the U.S. men’s hockey team won in overtime,” revealed that the team…scored a goal.

Breaking news. Kash Patel news conference shortly.

Recent CBS News news:
1. Anderson Cooper leaves 60 Minutes after two decades
2. Stephen Colbert reveals network won’t let him air interview with Dem
3. Producer says politics dictating what airs
4. Owner’s bid for CNN parent back on the table.
5. Not firing Epstein pal.

Two decades ago, George Allen used a Portuguese slur in an impromptu comment on the campaign trail and it ended his career.

Now, a sitting congressman can embrace prominent white nationalist slogans in their official ads and the corporate media just yawns about it.

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How is that Americans who weren’t even alive during the height of Jesse Jackson’s influence and never bothered to learn about him know the exact pejoratives to blast on social media upon his death?

Wemby saves AllStar weekend.

They’re playing some D at all star game because Wemby refuses to dog it and the others don’t want to embarrass themselves. After the game they’ll beat the shit out of him the parking lot.

Pam Bondi saw Judge Kavanaugh’s confirmation rage testimony and said hold my beer, which he gladly did before drinking it.

Ham sandwiches are having quite the moment with the Trump administration.

Howard Lutnick, rich guy business genius, calculated that he could lessen the sting of saying he visited the private island of a registered sex offender by stressing that he brought his kids with him.

With Tom Holman running show in Minneapolis, resisters launch brown bag offensive. Donations, small bills only, accepted.

Tomorrow’s still called MLK Day, right? I didn’t miss an executive tweet, did I?

Just like Trump, Indiana enjoys taking things it didn’t earn. First the Colts, now da Bears.

Next on CBS News, Tony the Tool introduces an extended Trump campaign ad.

Notre Dane Fighting Irish haven’t run an offensive play yet today and lead Syracuse 21-0.

When announcers say a quarterback “used his legs” what do they mean? If it’s running, one would assume they’d say he ran, right? Only an idiot wouldn’t. So it must be something else. But what? Did he dance? Kick. Jump?

The gentlemanly thing for the Cubs to do would be forfeit Game 3 to put fans out of their misery.

Even with espn televising the MLB wild card series none of its sports talk shows could break their slavish devotion to football and commit even one segment to baseball. No wonder MLB groused about their TV deal.

When Jayden Daniels doesn’t have pass protection he looks a lot like another high draft who has never had protection.

Innovative new Chicago Bears coach unveils new ways to blow games.

Cubs fans should remember Jed Hoyer’s first move was getting rid of Schwarber.

Greg Olsen on Fox sports would be the time of suburbanite who says he’s from Chicago. Apparently he thinks Arlington Heights is part of the city.

Cubs two best pitchers are choking at the same time and it’s not even August.

This all started game is like having 10 horrible announcers when two is usually more than enough.