The goths have really done everything for size inclusivity
The goths have really done everything for size inclusivity
Feel like I really missed my calling making commentary and answering questions on Rednote about American life. Iβd have been like βblah blah gig economy blah blah health insuranceβ and everyone would have been like βDamn thatβs wildβ but in Chinese
I know intellectually that many Republicans are bombarded with very focused and effective messaging, but I canβt shake that at the end of the day I just think theyβre at best really dumb and at worst really evil
Can you put it on a letterhead? Thanks in advance
If your Christianity causes you to be offended by someone asking the most powerful person in the country to be merciful towards the powerless, then you have profoundly misunderstood the teachings of Jesus Christ.
Using you as a reference when my wife gives me frowny face
Well at least heβs self-aware
Whomst
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Desperately trying to instigate internet fights with strangers on this and all platforms. DM me if youβd like to have an argument
2025 is the year I pin my identity on whether or not I think I win internet arguments
I knew one day Iβd have to watch powerful men burn the world down β I just didnβt expect them to be such losers
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
Saw a TikTok. Enjoyed song, but wasnβt credited. Shazamed. It was the Doors. 13th reason.
Look at my idiot cat
I remember seeing every Disney channel star butcher these and thinking to myself βI would get mine perfect and everyone would say how go it wasβ
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Amazing
God heβs such a poster boy for liberalism.
(I am fine with this)
I havenβt had my Adderall for more than a week and I think Iβve come to some important conclusions:
1. Speed is my God
Should I participate in life fully, with my arms open and my heart ready and my mind educated, or should I masturbate
Hell yeah
Did you know that during the filming of the Apprentice, the cast had long-running inside jokes because it was well known that DT regularly shit himself
Spoiler alert: all people are the same and equal
Yes
Man nuance really isnβt your thing, is it
TOO SLEEPY TO BE UP TOO AWAKE FOR BED
Is this a Neil Gaiman reference
Iβm hilarious if you get my references and understand the context. The problem is Iβm normally referencing something that happened between me and Laura Staller in the 3rd grade after lunch or something