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Here to recreate the high of posting fb status updates ca. 2012

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The goths have really done everything for size inclusivity

30.03.2025 11:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Feel like I really missed my calling making commentary and answering questions on Rednote about American life. I’d have been like β€œblah blah gig economy blah blah health insurance” and everyone would have been like β€œDamn that’s wild” but in Chinese

26.01.2025 18:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know intellectually that many Republicans are bombarded with very focused and effective messaging, but I can’t shake that at the end of the day I just think they’re at best really dumb and at worst really evil

22.01.2025 19:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can you put it on a letterhead? Thanks in advance

22.01.2025 19:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If your Christianity causes you to be offended by someone asking the most powerful person in the country to be merciful towards the powerless, then you have profoundly misunderstood the teachings of Jesus Christ.

22.01.2025 01:20 πŸ‘ 13189 πŸ” 3987 πŸ’¬ 194 πŸ“Œ 294

Using you as a reference when my wife gives me frowny face

22.01.2025 18:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well at least he’s self-aware

22.01.2025 18:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whomst

22.01.2025 18:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

L m f a o

22.01.2025 18:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Desperately trying to instigate internet fights with strangers on this and all platforms. DM me if you’d like to have an argument

21.01.2025 02:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

2025 is the year I pin my identity on whether or not I think I win internet arguments

18.01.2025 22:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers

I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

17.01.2025 21:08 πŸ‘ 78117 πŸ” 17057 πŸ’¬ 751 πŸ“Œ 551

Saw a TikTok. Enjoyed song, but wasn’t credited. Shazamed. It was the Doors. 13th reason.

17.01.2025 08:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Look at my idiot cat

16.01.2025 23:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I remember seeing every Disney channel star butcher these and thinking to myself β€œI would get mine perfect and everyone would say how go it was”

16.01.2025 15:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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16.01.2025 07:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

L m f a o

16.01.2025 07:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing

16.01.2025 07:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

God he’s such a poster boy for liberalism.

16.01.2025 07:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(I am fine with this)

15.01.2025 01:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I haven’t had my Adderall for more than a week and I think I’ve come to some important conclusions:
1. Speed is my God

15.01.2025 01:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Should I participate in life fully, with my arms open and my heart ready and my mind educated, or should I masturbate

15.01.2025 01:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah

14.01.2025 07:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you know that during the filming of the Apprentice, the cast had long-running inside jokes because it was well known that DT regularly shit himself

14.01.2025 07:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Spoiler alert: all people are the same and equal

14.01.2025 07:30 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

14.01.2025 07:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Man nuance really isn’t your thing, is it

14.01.2025 07:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TOO SLEEPY TO BE UP TOO AWAKE FOR BED

14.01.2025 07:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this a Neil Gaiman reference

14.01.2025 06:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m hilarious if you get my references and understand the context. The problem is I’m normally referencing something that happened between me and Laura Staller in the 3rd grade after lunch or something

13.01.2025 21:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0