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But it was harder for him because he really really wanted to bomb some kids. Our local ones weren't starving fast enough.

Kuy wielding that block button like Liv smashing a folding chair over a head.

I bought a kilo of PB M&Ms back from the US in December but I guess Fritos probably travel less well in a suitcase. I'm sure somebody sells them on Amazon or eBay for a stupid mark up.

Thanks for checking.

Isn't the point of all the different steak names to differentiate between all the different muscles? Like, this is already a thing.

No need to worry about Reform getting in and destroying our rights. WTAF is this shower of imbeciles doing?

"Just as soon as I drink this bar dry"

Weird, my grandad was sunk 3 times in the Battle of the Atlantic and never used the word, "fun", to describe his experience. Perhaps he was doing it wrong.

I refuse to believe Israel will pack it all up and go home with only one school destroyed.

I don't think Israel will be happy with only a single bombed school.

Relax lads, the peado with pudding brain has a plan. Totally reassuring.

Meanwhile Kemi probably contributes around 70% of all non bot British activity on Twitter.

We now go live to Nigel Farage in the car park at Mar-a-Lago...

and Ukraine is assisting the UAE with anti done training and technology. I did not expect to see Russia and Ukraine fighting a proxy war in the Middle East.

Trump tends to back down in the face of strength. China needs to loudly express their displeasure with the whole situation and park a carrier group off the coast of Alaska.

Getting back should be fine as the US is now a net exporter of oil and gas since they went mad for Shale Gas.

My fellow CD-roms

The fake PM, Kerb Starknaked, has refused to use the British sovrin tea we took with brexit to do what the Sex God Trumpy Pumpy has demanded.

This is a disgrace.

Today I have asked His Majesty King Kong to dismiss him

I was told I had called a Dominoes.

God save Cortinas.

Israel directly targeted the school as it contained the children of military leaders. When they arrived to search for their children, they targeted it again to kill the parents. We need new words for crimes this severe. It's inhuman, wicked, and indefensible.

Why aren't flags at half mast nationally when he did it for that gummy cunt Kirk?

Also, raging alcoholic with a micro peen.

It just looks so slow and predestination. It certainly doesn't look next gen or seem to offer anything truly new, innovative, or joyful as The FINALS.

When your own school shootings can't kill enough kids that you have to start bombing schools.

When the White House said they wanted to spread American Values I assumed they meant air-drop a couple bibles and open a McDonalds?

But to be fair having a load of kids die in school is also pretty American so 🤷‍♂️

So good. By series 3, my brain was melting keeping track of who was where though.

Yep, I switched to Duck Duck Go too. Google search is terrible now. I'm sure they made it worse so you have to use their AI which is also terrible.

Hmm, that would explain why he has no chin. It's been pushed into his neck by prolonged thrusting of BBC into his face.

His latest poverty safari. Squeeze it in before pegging club.

How can you "War" funding for an operation that the Executive insists is not a war? Congress shouldn't approve money for an event it should be been asked to approve first.

This should be the first job replaced by AI. A pointless job that generates no tax or benefit for society. It's the perfect marriage with AI.

A certain drunk man needs to take a call from the Raytheon CEO and check their interceptor production rate. He might be in for a nasty shock.