Kels Ferguson

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I’m in Massachusetts and adore you. You’re America’s governor now, Tim. ❤️

Thanks for the shoutout. Because of you there is now a new chapter. A whole three years later. Well done. See? It only takes a single post. ❤️

So we’re back to Steven Colbert, John Stewart, and John Oliver being the only reliable news source on television?

Cool, cool.

Could you imagine how hilarious it would be if The Onion turned Info Wars into a legitimate, unbiased news site? Oh, please do that.

If I have to hear one more conservative white woman say that lesbians don’t have to worry about abortion rights since they don’t have sex with men, I’m going to scream…

He still needs senate confirmation, right? They should still release the report.

I’m still torn between threads and Bluesky. I have a great following on threads and a very customised algorithm. Not to mention decent engagement. I would love to stay mostly here since it feels like OG Twitter, but I’m still hella conflicted.

No. They have the majority. Not control. And there are still seats uncounted. Please stop fear-mongering.

Okay, but for real… are people really just figuring out that “Obamacare” is the Affordable Care Act? Seriously?!

I feel like I should be in EOL care at this point. Time for some bingo and senior art classes.

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Alright, Bluesky. I want current news so who should I follow? Unbiased sources, if you could, but I don’t mind a little liberal leaning and sassy.

Yikes. Seems the leopards are staying well-fed, huh?

Okay. Since I’m new, I’m asking the algorithm to find me angry, fed-up liberals, who love cats, believe in human rights, and may or may not be actual witches. *crosses fingers*

Alright. Alright. I’m here.