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πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ refugee from twitter Blue dot currently trapped in TX Horror fan Dig the paranormal I have two cats I'm trying to follow yall back. 🚫DM 🚫MAGA

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a stop sign is surrounded by other signs including a do not enter sign Alt: The band Erasure in a music video.

While Erasure is indeed pretty white, I don't think we should fear them.
They made some bopping tunes.

11.03.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My dog would occasionally slap the shit out of me but I've never seen him ball up his fist and punch somebody.
He didn't have any hands.

10.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Step 6. Start painting a layer of dark blue. Stop when you realize the paint doesn't match the label.

10.03.2026 04:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Entire boxes of full size Pop Tarts don't have this much frosting.

09.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite part is the Noxema commercial joke at the end.

08.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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She's so pretty.

08.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stories that are repeated twice a year, every year for the past 50 years can probably sit it out for awhile, though.

08.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

08.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 17102 πŸ” 3391 πŸ’¬ 202 πŸ“Œ 119

Word of the day is...

Bananenbuigerij - (Dutch, n.) a banana bending factory, or a place where everybody seems to be busy but is actually doing nothing

05.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 218 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

My class watched this in elementary school.

Awesome film.

04.03.2026 06:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I voted in Dallas County today. The texas.gov site wouldn't tell me where to go, so I went to where I voted in the '24 presidential election. They said I was at the wrong place, and gave me the address I needed to go to. That place then informed me I had to go somewhere else.

04.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 2961 πŸ” 1309 πŸ’¬ 372 πŸ“Œ 125

What's the connection thought? Is the werewolf related to the DeFeo family dog?

04.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Step 5. Take a nap.

To be continued...

03.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Step 4. Paint it green lest people think you're gay (I am gay).

03.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Step 3. Paint it with the 3rd most obnoxious pink chalk paint on the market.

03.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Step 2. Douse in chemical stripper and THEN find out the back is molded plastic. Spray off with garden hose.

03.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Step 1. Find an old chair on the side of the road and take it home.

03.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Same

03.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"You were born with an asshole, Doris. You don't need Chuck."

-still waiting to use this gem in real life.

03.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But the rent money had been going to Uber to get to work for the past 8 months because the transmission went out on the car (true story)...

02.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And lunch cost $200

02.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Currently stripping and sanding an old 70s dining chair for an accent piece...discovered that the middle back portion is plastic.

Now I'm wondering how much of that heavy dark 70s wood dining room furniture we had as a kid was actually molded plastic.

02.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fully aware

02.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Man, this was deep. #democrats #isaiahmartin
Man, this was deep. #democrats #isaiahmartin YouTube video by Isaiah Martin

youtube.com/shorts/lwYNK...

This is the saddest message I’ve come across, what Trump is doing to the poor people of our country.

This breaks my heart and I need to process this.

I feel the world’s pain, even though my life is secure.

I’m going to have to take a moment.

My optimism is failing.

01.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"In this movie, you are victim "

No lies detected.

I do love this movie though.

28.02.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cat wearing a mask and a necklace is standing on a bed surrounded by money Alt: a cat wearing a ski mask and a necklace is standing on a bed surrounded by money

Cat burglar

26.02.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I glare at the card reader at work when it starts acting up. Usually does the trick.

23.02.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Feather toy had so much fun today, but feather toy is very tired.

22.02.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Texas actively hates the disabled.

22.02.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Because they are.

21.02.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0