Straight of Hormuz, with Buddha imposed, text: The realization that the lack of oil isn't causing your suffering, but the desire for oil itself, on your path to enlightenment.
Possible solution to the Strait of Hormuz?
Straight of Hormuz, with Buddha imposed, text: The realization that the lack of oil isn't causing your suffering, but the desire for oil itself, on your path to enlightenment.
Possible solution to the Strait of Hormuz?
Harrison Ford wearing a green bowler hat while trying to look inconspicuous walking down State Street in the Chicago St. Patrickβs Day parade
Itβs St. Patrickβs weekend which means you have to watch The Fugitive or else the little people will frame you for the brutal murder of your wife
As a formally orthodotized child itβs also bullshit your teeth can like start migrating again as an adult requiring more luxury bone adjustment
the second friday of march is apparently Solar Appreciation Day, according to an official department of energy webpage the goons in charge forgot to delete www.energy.gov/eere/solar/a...
Dr McKay from The Pitt
Sheβs been working up to it for a few weeks but the MVPitt this week is
COUNT EM OUT
GOODBYE EARL(S)
DUKE NUKEM
THE MARQUIS GOODNIGHT
HEIRS TODAY, GONE TOMORROW
Lawyer: You don't regret that people might have lost income?
Cavanaugh (DOGE): No, I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit from two trillion dollars to close to zero.
Lawyer: Did you reduce the federal deficit?
Cavanaugh: No, we didn't.
Honestly think we could do it in one trip
Naomi wolf tweet: β It was amazing to go to Belfast, which does not yet have 5G, and feel the earth, sky, air, human experience, feel the way it did in the 1970s. Calm, still, peaceful, restful, natural.β
Shocked to find she has given up her deep understanding of world history and simple 5G free life to embrace the AI revolution
For comparison's sake, the entire National Park Service costs $3 billion - a year.
Pea plants grown high enough to bloom in the sun coming over the neighborβs fence
Itβs largely decorative pea season, motherfuckers
<Back> to Return Previous Next Send Actions Translate News: News Story 101) *PENTAGON OFFICIALS MET WITH LAWMAKERS ON IRAN ON TUESDAY: NYT BFW 16:35 102) *NYT CITES 3 PEOPLE FAMILIAR WITH CONGRESSIONAL BRIEFING ON IRAN BFW 16:33 103) *PENTAGON SAYS IRAN WAR COST MORE THAN $11B IN FIRST WEEK: NYT BFW 16:33 03/11/2026 16:31:40[NYT]Β Billion By Catie Edmondson (New York Times) -- In a Capitol Hill briefing, officials gave their most comprehensive assessment of the cost of the first six days of the war, but the number omitted several aspects of the operation. Pentagon officials told lawmakers in a closed-door briefing on Capitol Hill on Tuesday that they estimated the cost of the war against Iran had exceeded $11.3 billion in the first six days alone, according to three people familiar with the briefing. The estimate did not include many of the costs associated with the operation, such as the buildup of military hardware and personnel ahead of the first strikes. For that reason, lawmakers expect the number to grow considerably as the Pentagon continues to calculate the costs that accumulated just in the first week. Still, it appeared to be the most comprehensive assessment Congress had received so far amid mounting questions about the objectives, scope and time frame for the war. The New York Times and The Washington Post reported earlier that defense officials had said in recent congressional briefings that the military used up $5.6 billion of munitions in the first two days of the war. That is a far larger amount and munitions burn rate than had been publicly disclosed. The Center for Strategic and International Studies had estimated that the first 100 hours of the operation cost $3.7 billion, or $891.4 million each day. The first wave of the bombardment used weapons including the AGM-154 glide bomb, which can cost from $578,000 to $836,000. The Navy β¦
$2bn/day, with $2.8bn/day in munitions alone over the first two days. I tend to think of myself as a Large Number Scale Understander but this is just mind-boggling amounts of money.
if you think about it wasnβt jesus the first vaccine
gaslighting only works until you run out of fuel
Beans and Lentils will save us β€οΈ And kindness
Sloppelganger is so perfect
There is something endearing about how English will pepper in some French just to sound fancy even after all these centuries
βroots in the renaissanceβ is an accurate way to describe an everyday french word normally used to describe how much pie youβd like and using to sound fancy I guess
a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table
gambling monk, germany, 15th century
Every day of life under Trump is waking up to a headline like, βWyoming is missingβ
lol how mad I got about this made me realize an incredible bit would be to have a live congressional hearing where someone prompts AI to write a new revelation in the style of the bible
Thatβa also the only one that tripped me up and itβs funny because I am currently reading the Demon Haunted World and actually finding it feels weirdly off tonally from his other books
jacking a dead authorβs style from books that are all about the tiny fraying threads that bind us to our dead, yeesh
Maybe itβs because I read
Wolf Hall religiously or because I have a Hilary Mantel quote tattooed on my body but I find this viscerally upsetting. Over and over again in those books Cromwell finds little traces of his beloved dead when he turns a page and sees their writing
β¦this feels insane, because they clearly prompted it to write in the style of these specific authors??? The first quote is AI doing Wolf Hall, the second is actual Wolf Hall. like what do you mean βwhich one reads betterβ the shittier version couldn't even exist at all without the real
protect ya neck (and trigeminal nerve)
I am honestly surprised Louis XIV never thought of this bit. Publicly gifting your nobility shoes that donβt fit that theyβre forced to wear in front of you and be slowly driven insane by discomfort as you make them constantly express their gratitude. plus they literally canβt sneak up on you