Shaenon K. Garrity

noooo they're gonna riverdance at you

It turns out everyone capable of coming up with a plan for Iran was smart enough to know not to attack Iran in the first place, so they've all been fired

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public.

I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are.

1/ Here's what I can share:

Admit it: feigning surprise that the mayor didn't post any TikTok videos about the attack is some catty bitch nonsense.

Only F1 cost more.

30 SECONDS FROM GAZA and GAZA IN MY PHONE are really good collections of cartoons by Middle Eastern cartoonists inspired by social media posts from war victims.

My son literally exists because of Obama's health care reforms, the fuck has Trump done for him

Mrs. Dalloway dallowaying along with all her flowers

For this month's Patreon wallpaper, I drew a cover for MRS. DALLOWAY.
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"And what about Clown?"

Concern for my reputation prevents me from recommending this movie. I wish I had more nerve. I wish I could simply write, “Look, of course it’s one of the worst movies ever made. But it has hilarious dialogue, a weirdo action climax, a bizarre explanation for the faces of Easter Island, and dozens if not hundreds of wonderful bare breasts.” I am however a responsible film critic and must conclude that “Rapa Nui” is a bad film. If you want to see it anyway, of course, that’s strictly your concern. I think I may check it out again myself.

His review of Rapa Nui is an all-time classic.

Manga writers LOVE it and then you're stuck coming up with the millionth way to not say that

That phrase is my curse

Soooo awkward

Have a discussion with your kids to explain that people are no damn good and animals should die, otherwise they could be traumatized

Which celebrity death hurt you the most?

On St. Patrick's Day I like to think about getting stuck at a dinner table in Limerick full of people arguing over who still hated the Black and Tans more but okay

A boy flicking a switch and saying, "Decent play."

New page of SEATON'S AUNT on Patreon!
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Because this article was about how terribly terribly poor these people are so we shouldn't tax them

Heck yeah March 15!

Latest Dreamland city map for my RPG: Thran, city of spires #dreamlands #ttrpg Dreamrpg.com

Even in the Bay Area that ought to get you a nice place unless you're right in SF, home of the million-dollar fixer-upper

I don't know what else to tell you. Yes, housing is stupid expensive here. Yes, it sucks. Yes, you have to shop around and compromise even if you're rich enough to think you should be above such petty human concerns. Yes, if you want a sprawling estate, you have to move somewhere cheaper. Sorry?

I live in the East Bay. I own a house. I don't earn anywhere close to six figures. I already told you how this happened.

Peak Gamergate was when they welcomed Jack Thompson into their ranks because their shared hatred of women transcended video games.

oh no, the shame

however do they survive

living like peasants in ranch houses

Sack retired in 2022 due to carpal tunnel. To come out of retirement to draw anti-ICE, pro-Minnesota cartoons, he learned to draw with his left hand.

Did I say it did?

(No I did not.)

My second and last piece of advice: don't buy a two million dollar house

That's it, I'm out, I agree the housing market is nuts

People were disgustingly racist after 9/11. They're worse now.

The only advice I have is to wait for a Republican president to crash the economy and buy cheap

It's terrible advice but it's bound to happen so be prepared

3. "Every other group" does not have its own designated homeland. There's Israel. That's it. Every other country is just a place that has different combinations of different cultures due to the vagaries of history. You can move to any of them!