JM Murpbard

I’m fairly certain the fools initiating this war couldn’t anticipate moves in a Tic-tac-toe game.

Good morning, NYC.

View from NJ.

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

Quiet, Piggy. 🐽

Well shit, with my 5 to 6 cup a day regimen, I should be sharp as a tack when I take my last breath.

I predict you are correct.

#Ohio #1938
Ohio Licenses plate - 150 year anniversary NW Territory.

#CivilianConservationCorps

#illinois #campgrant #spadeandsawnewsletter

Old documents from my family’s late estate.

I love MN

I want a goddam mariachi band to kick down my bedroom door and sing about it

The Mayor’s last name is spelled, Frey.

Olympic level swimmers.

I’m more in awe of a mature professional who can excel at their job and communicate effectively with their patients, rather than adding layers which can cause more miscommunication and lapses in care. Let’s stop coddling doctors who don’t desire to actually communicate and listen to their patients.

Pure genius.

Lovely photo!

So now we are making Dick a misunderstood hero? 🙄

This is an onion article, right?

Meanwhile, in NJ I’ve got some guys wearing spacesuits meticulously abating a tiny handful of floor tiles left in my 100 year old laundry room by the previous owner. 🙄

I was just going to refer to this. 😢

What the actual f is their end game?

Bugged.

#bug #insect

#4thofJuly #July4th

It’s 2025. My doctor’s office wants me to fax a letter to them. 🙄

#healthcare #fax

Most people are assholes. Don't believe me? Next time you see a group of people, yell out "hey, asshole." They'll all look.

We get lots of evening visitors, but this is a new one. #opossum