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Turd Ferguson

@hermando

They call me King Turd up here on Shit Mountain.

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They’re still kidnapping our neighbors, senator

10.03.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whoa

06.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Showed up to an orgs happy hour the day after it actually was…AMA.

05.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m fishing (way) up north for the weekend with some friends and saw this fella at the table opposite of us. Unfortunately, I think we’re probably surrounded but fuck em.

21.02.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A blurry picture of a hoodie that has an American flag and β€œCHARLIE KIRK” on the back

A blurry picture of a hoodie that has an American flag and β€œCHARLIE KIRK” on the back

Lmfao

21.02.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
An old style bombadier track machine used for taking yuppie ice fishers out to a lake with the number 3 in loosely the style of Dale Earnhardt

An old style bombadier track machine used for taking yuppie ice fishers out to a lake with the number 3 in loosely the style of Dale Earnhardt

Raise hell praise Dale

20.02.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TEETH! TEETH!

17.02.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re kidnapping our residents

14.02.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look I went to a very small HS and don’t want to dox myself more than I already have but it’s arguably a semi-notorious serial killer.

12.02.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look I know I’m late to the party but I’m going to ditch my ring cam. I still want a (wired; local storage) video doorbell though. I’m too dumb/lazy to roll my own setup. Eufy seems to be the best option? Don’t love that the camera itself is potentially easy to steal though. Anybody got any recs?

09.02.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe this wrestler is performing the halftime show.

09.02.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m at the doctors and there’s a man with a badge and a gun in a chest holster and some older lady with a walker just went up to him and asked him if he was ICE and he’s like no no I’m police and she’s like ok well I was going to give you a lashing down if you were and gd if we could all be so brave

05.02.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But norm she has the millionaire donor endorsement. That used to mean something.

04.02.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mackenzie Scott hear me out

04.02.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No they don’t that’s not true

04.02.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The young man inviting him back for another ass beating at 0:57 is the cherry on top.

03.02.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty rude to not invite me, a complete stranger who subscribes to your newspaper

29.01.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No, I do not trust them U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission.

23.01.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Have any other high profile athletes from the cities made visible donations/support or is it just the rookie from the league with some of the lowest salaries?

23.01.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Norm I know we’ve never interacted but you’re invited to me and my friends rib cookoff this summer (NW first ring suburb) you fucking rock dude

22.01.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
14.01.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hims is such a little mister

11.01.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t set the parking brake on my ranger and it popped out of gear and rolled back almost pinning me between it and a McDonald’s when I decided I could stop it rather than just moving out of the way (I could not). Messed up shoulder and back for long while.

06.01.2026 04:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

nice

05.01.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The people that do the animations for β€œGrand Designs” are my hero’s and should be in charge of more things.

04.01.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Real quick Senator who voted β€œyea” for Rubio as SoS?

03.01.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Smart, technology is cyclical.

15.12.2025 21:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A hand painted blue warhammer 40k character, I think maybe a space marine, I have no idea but he’s got a gun and a sword and is bitchin. He also is standing behind a little fake plant. I think his backpack might also fly?

A hand painted blue warhammer 40k character, I think maybe a space marine, I have no idea but he’s got a gun and a sword and is bitchin. He also is standing behind a little fake plant. I think his backpack might also fly?

Fuck yeah best $cough.69 I’ve spent this month

@edsbs.bsky.social

21.11.2025 19:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also just kind of ignore the logistics of keeping a school open with teachers constantly getting sick/dying as if that wouldn’t have also had an effect.

14.11.2025 23:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We love him!

12.11.2025 17:55 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0