Matilda the Hun

it’s coming home

ah you missed a great opportunity to make reference to the fun "six seven" meme you see going around nowadays

It's prebiotic bc it was bottled 4.5 billion years ago

A poster for The Cutting Edge features D. B. Sweeney as a hockey player and Moira Kelly as a figure skater. The tagline reads, "The Ultimate Love/Skate Relationship."

Hocky player Hilary Knight and speed skater Brittany Bowe embrace and smile happily at the camera. They are standing on an ice rink, and each is wearing the clothing and gear for her sport.

I think the world deserves a sequel to The Cutting Edge (1992) based on the real-life romance between hocky player Hilary Knight and speed skater Brittany Bowe.

*uptown funk voice*

it's so quebecois it's hard for the American mind to handle

hi colin have you listened to angine de poutrine yet, please do if you havent i think you'd enjoy them as a notable internet clown (complimentary)

Codec screen from Metal Gear Solid, except the screen on the left is the transportation advisor from Sim City 2000 and he's yelling "YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"

what if i really am a member of the Golden Generation where civilization peaked as i happened to be 16 years old and the best humanity could do was 10 minute video LPs by some kid named like "nostalgic rage"

i think this job has driven him insane but he does make salient points from time to time. credit where credit is due, he can be oddly poignant for such a bizarre man. much love to northernlion

im ok i don't have a bit that wouldn't feel like oversharing so im gonna go to bed, I have some ice cream tho

take a look

Is this at the same time as the pots and pans thing or one at a time?

really good opportunity for a who's on first style bit

There was a guy on something awful that did fun screenshot LPs of TES games and when he gave a dry, mechanical description of redguard's characteristics he was banned for racism

your bio is already one of the funniest things ever written, you're already the underpaid late night writer of my heart

Might go down as the funniest post in site history

A uline branded calendar with an impact font image macro, as if it were 2008, of a dog wearing stylish red Ray-Ban glasses. The text reads "suave, sophisticated, and slightly slobbery!"

Shocked that uline has come out in support of the trans community

*to the tune of Gary Numan's "Observer"*
I could wear a tight thong
Or I could wear a pair of boxers
I could wear a set of flannel
My cheeks warm and toasty always

it's just this but in comic format (different comic format)

A Montco Army veteran was indicted alongside journalist Don Lemon for anti-ICE protest at a St. Paul church A former U.S. Army Ranger from Montgomery County faces federal charges after protesting ICE at a St. Paul church.

my goal of the minnesota-philadelphia area alliance proceeds btw share.inquirer.com/0TStQW

Finally remembered to take this picture, this is like a block from my house

Me, oinking wisely as I peruse my podcast feed: ah yes, but what flavor of slop for me today?

that's right

Dan McQuade, 1983–2026 | Defector Dan McQuade, our friend and colleague, died this week at the age of 43. He is survived by his wife and young son. At the end of 2024, Dan was diagnosed with neuroendocrine cancer. The news of his diag...

I think the key that unlocks Dan was his desire to share the things he loved with other people. Wouldn’t be the worst way to honor him if we make the effort to do that for the things we love, too. defector.com/dan-mcquade-...

sexy television

Oh there's gonna be so much ham

This is a great thread to be clear but holy shit, AI is exactly the opposite of what they say it is... A huge leap backwards for mankind

The invention of the reverse printing press has made face to face discussions the only way to ensure actual human interaction. One day we'll have reverse fire and climb back into the trees