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I just moved to West Seattle and I’m making it my entire personality. Cat Dad. He/Him.

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Update: Pres Trump promised that, as Fed Chair, Kevin Warsh will “never let us down.”

Trump notably refrained from confirming whether Warsh would give us up, run around, desert us, make us cry, or say goodbye.

This is a developing story.

30.01.2026 18:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Meme showing an old, obese Bart Simpson saying “I warsh myself with a rag on a stick.”

Meme showing an old, obese Bart Simpson saying “I warsh myself with a rag on a stick.”

I am dedicated to bringing you the latest news and hope takes on today’s announcement of Kevin Warsh as the nominee for Fed Chair.

30.01.2026 17:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And she’s a fuckin’ baddie.

11.01.2026 02:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

With Bob Weir gone, I wonder. Is there just a miles long line at the gates of Rock & Roll Heaven to punch Keith Richards in the dick if he ever shows up?

11.01.2026 02:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot of Seattle Times headline: “Costco in a Pinch after losing $400k worth of this luxury food.”

Screenshot of Seattle Times headline: “Costco in a Pinch after losing $400k worth of this luxury food.”

Come on @seattletimes-rss.bsky.social, “in a pinch” is the best you’ve got? How about:

CATASTROPHE!
Clawed Crustacean Caper Claims Costco Cargo!

Lobster Loss Looms Large

31.12.2025 18:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot of an NPR headline: “US ready to cut support to Scouts.” It shows a child in a Scout uniform, adorned with more than 20 merit badges and other awards and recognitions.

Screenshot of an NPR headline: “US ready to cut support to Scouts.” It shows a child in a Scout uniform, adorned with more than 20 merit badges and other awards and recognitions.

Hegseth is upset this kid had more service-related awards than him.

25.11.2025 17:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today I watched Gunn’s Superman and GotG Vol 3, and let me tell you. I am stunned to report that Nicholas Hoult and Will Poulter are not, in fact, the same person.

You can imagine my shock, only weeks after discovering Sydney Sweeney and Sabrina Carpenter are also two distinct individuals.

22.09.2025 07:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Scrubs has aged in a lot of ways but it still is the undefeated champ of using songs to augment its storytelling. Just a fantastic use of music in that show. It introduced me to songs and artists that I still have on Spotify playlists 20 years later.

02.09.2025 19:06 👍 156 🔁 5 💬 13 📌 0
An enormous PC, early 90s business beige. Evelyn has WordPerfect 5.1 open, a document titled RSPKBOY.WP5. “The Bender-Gestalt test indicates possible neurological disease,” she types. “EEG reveals high amplitude alpha waves in occipital area.” Evelyn turns away from the screen to look at the documents spread out before her, all stamped CLASSIFIED. She looks again at the black and white photo of the 10-year-old boy, a child given up by foster family after foster family. Evelyn studies another photograph, one of the foster family’s dining rooms. The large wooden table is upside down, hovering a foot above the area rug. Four dining room chairs spin mid-air above the table.

An enormous PC, early 90s business beige. Evelyn has WordPerfect 5.1 open, a document titled RSPKBOY.WP5. “The Bender-Gestalt test indicates possible neurological disease,” she types. “EEG reveals high amplitude alpha waves in occipital area.” Evelyn turns away from the screen to look at the documents spread out before her, all stamped CLASSIFIED. She looks again at the black and white photo of the 10-year-old boy, a child given up by foster family after foster family. Evelyn studies another photograph, one of the foster family’s dining rooms. The large wooden table is upside down, hovering a foot above the area rug. Four dining room chairs spin mid-air above the table.

KMC08.BMF

31.08.2025 22:17 👍 27 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1

I guessed incorrectly.

31.08.2025 06:47 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Scene from “the Bent Neck Lady” episode of the Haunting of Hill House. A woman is silhouetted against a window at night, her head is bent at an awkward angle.

Scene from “the Bent Neck Lady” episode of the Haunting of Hill House. A woman is silhouetted against a window at night, her head is bent at an awkward angle.

Timothy Hutton and Carla Gugino in a scene from “The Haunting of Hill House” episode, “Eulogy.”

Timothy Hutton and Carla Gugino in a scene from “The Haunting of Hill House” episode, “Eulogy.”

Mike Flanagan’s “The Haunting of Hill House” is, as far as I’m concerned, the most perfect horror film there’s ever been. And episodes 5 and 6, “Bent Neck Lady” and “Eulogy,” are perfect set-pieces around which to center the 10-episode series.

31.08.2025 06:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot of a skeet from Bruce Little claiming that Big Balls was carjacked after trying to pick up a 15yo girl. This claim has no base in any reporting, including the article linked in this post, and seems to stem from a baseless Reddit comment.

Screenshot of a skeet from Bruce Little claiming that Big Balls was carjacked after trying to pick up a 15yo girl. This claim has no base in any reporting, including the article linked in this post, and seems to stem from a baseless Reddit comment.

Once again, this baseless claim is making the rounds. The linked article makes no mention of the claims in the post. This is nonsense.

30.08.2025 21:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are we seriously doing this again?

30.08.2025 20:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It doesn’t.

A sketch or a skit is more of a scene. Usually multiple people playing characters for laughs, like SNL.

A stand up routine is usually one person on stage talking to the audience.

30.08.2025 20:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Highly recommend "Bad Company" by @greenwell.bsky.social. I just started and am learning a lot. It's actually a good read written my someone who isn't an academic so her goal is having people understand things rather than impressing people.

30.08.2025 18:45 👍 56 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 0

Is this from that shitty ICE obstacle course?

30.08.2025 19:02 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh my fuck.

30.08.2025 18:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love a thrill... like when you hold down backspace and it starts erasing like 10x faster fuck

30.08.2025 16:50 👍 1002 🔁 180 💬 26 📌 2

Jesus, Kai, take a vacation some time!

30.08.2025 18:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a captain america costume stands in front of a rock Alt: Captain America saluting.
30.08.2025 17:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
AP headline: Labor Day Weekend. Thousands of people heading to US beaches may find swimming unsafe, with fecal bacteria contamination triggering advisories from Florida to Maine.

AP headline: Labor Day Weekend. Thousands of people heading to US beaches may find swimming unsafe, with fecal bacteria contamination triggering advisories from Florida to Maine.

God Bless #murica.

30.08.2025 17:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’d watch that.

Or he could guest appearances. Is the biggest loser still a thing?

“You take that sandwich outta yo GOT’ DAMN mouth!” *slap*

29.08.2025 18:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Post a movie from the year you were born.

29.08.2025 14:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a girl with red eyes and cat ears points her finger Alt: Animated GIF of Holo, a girl with red eyes and wolf ears, from the anime Spice and Wolf dancing.

Anime theme song lyrics are like

“Your eyes which know loneliness well
Blink, and that color is reflected”

… and the plot is a about harvest deity incarnating as a wolf-girl to teach a wandering merchant about international currency exchange and manipulation.

29.08.2025 06:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a dog is standing on a sidewalk looking up at the sky Alt: Donkey, in Shrek, is trying to be cute but failing, and just looking awkward.

What does this picture of Donkey from Shrek have to do with your dog pics, though?

29.08.2025 04:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Holy shit, that’s Jonathan Banks? I seriously thought was a still of Giles from Buffy!

29.08.2025 01:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

29.08.2025 00:09 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Seems bad.

28.08.2025 17:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ok, this is fucking good, though.

28.08.2025 04:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0