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Canadian in Glasgow ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ This will likely be a place for cat pics and Buddhism, with a side of lefty politics and feminism. All avatars by @weeble.bsky.social

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Itโ€™s fine I got some french fries and vegan sausages and smothered them in onion gravy

10.03.2026 20:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

worth remembering, David Lynch directed โ€œfix your hearts or dieโ€ specifically at transphobes. it wasnโ€™t a generic โ€œno mean people allowedโ€ statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

10.03.2026 15:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 10675 ๐Ÿ” 4356 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is potato a vegetable

10.03.2026 20:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Should I eat something other than salt n vinegar crisps for dinner

10.03.2026 19:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THIS. If youโ€™re in central Glasgow tonight please close your windows; if you have to be out please wear the best mask you have available. If you can smell it, youโ€™re at risk.

08.03.2026 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 703 ๐Ÿ” 388 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

live updates here. you can smell the smoke across town now. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cd...

08.03.2026 23:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Women Bathing
by Imtiaz Dharker

All our lives, in every city,
out of every landscape
the waters of the Alhambra
have been murmuring to us.
From fountains, from watercourses,
from the secret pools in courtyards,
voices calling across centuries.

The other women are bathing
in the moonlight.

โ€˜Come,โ€™ they say, โ€˜Come out of the dayโ€™s heat,
out of shaded rooms, letโ€™s escape and slip away,
let the veils fall, one by one.
Slide into the pools that lie like mirrors of the sky,
and let the moon wash over our bodies.โ€™

Bodies lush, generously-hipped.
Bodies like pomegranates,
bursting with promises.

Women Bathing by Imtiaz Dharker All our lives, in every city, out of every landscape the waters of the Alhambra have been murmuring to us. From fountains, from watercourses, from the secret pools in courtyards, voices calling across centuries. The other women are bathing in the moonlight. โ€˜Come,โ€™ they say, โ€˜Come out of the dayโ€™s heat, out of shaded rooms, letโ€™s escape and slip away, let the veils fall, one by one. Slide into the pools that lie like mirrors of the sky, and let the moon wash over our bodies.โ€™ Bodies lush, generously-hipped. Bodies like pomegranates, bursting with promises.

All our lives, in every city,
out of every landscape
the waters of the Alhambra
have been murmuring to usโ€ฆ

โ€”Imtiaz Dharker, โ€œWomen Bathingโ€
from The Terrorist At My Table, @bloodaxebooks.bsky.social 2006

A #poem for #InternationalWomensDay
www.bloodaxebooks.com/ecs/product/...

08.03.2026 15:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
screenshot of text::"The United Nations instituted International Womenโ€™s Day (IWD) in 1975โ€”or so the official story runs. Few remember not only that the origins of March 8 lie in the history of the international workersโ€™ movement, but that it was the socialist movement in the United States that first launched the idea of a day devoted to womenโ€™s rights centered on working-class women. In fact, the Socialist Party USA first established a day of education and action around womenโ€™s rights called โ€œWomanโ€™s Dayโ€ in 1908, and the following year U.S. socialists held demonstrations in several cities to demand womenโ€™s suffrage. In 1910, German socialist Clara Zetkin proposed the transformation of the U.S. Womanโ€™s Day into an international day of actionโ€”International Working Womenโ€™s Dayโ€”which, in 1914, started being celebrated on March 8. Three years later, on March 8, 1917, Russian women workers took to the streets in St. Petersburg, organizing a strike to demand bread and peace. It was the beginning of the Russian Revolution."

screenshot of text::"The United Nations instituted International Womenโ€™s Day (IWD) in 1975โ€”or so the official story runs. Few remember not only that the origins of March 8 lie in the history of the international workersโ€™ movement, but that it was the socialist movement in the United States that first launched the idea of a day devoted to womenโ€™s rights centered on working-class women. In fact, the Socialist Party USA first established a day of education and action around womenโ€™s rights called โ€œWomanโ€™s Dayโ€ in 1908, and the following year U.S. socialists held demonstrations in several cities to demand womenโ€™s suffrage. In 1910, German socialist Clara Zetkin proposed the transformation of the U.S. Womanโ€™s Day into an international day of actionโ€”International Working Womenโ€™s Dayโ€”which, in 1914, started being celebrated on March 8. Three years later, on March 8, 1917, Russian women workers took to the streets in St. Petersburg, organizing a strike to demand bread and peace. It was the beginning of the Russian Revolution."

a useful explainer of International Women's Day by Cinzia Arruzza

08.03.2026 13:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 407 ๐Ÿ” 200 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Did you know that sometimes a catโ€™s lower eyelid can start rolling in on itself so that the fur is scraping the eyeball and leaves what looks like a big black blister on the eye?

Neither did I! Sheโ€™s having corrective surgery on Thursday.

I swear to God, this cat.

08.03.2026 13:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Baturday
Bat World Sanctuary

07.03.2026 13:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 6624 ๐Ÿ” 1532 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 154 ๐Ÿ“Œ 372

I suppose what I am trying to say is that there are aspects of neurodivergence that are enviable. For instance โ€œI wish I could be that honest and straightforward.โ€ Thatโ€™s not a skill I learned or had to fight for, I donโ€™t know any other way to be. But some people would like to be that way!!

07.03.2026 15:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like, weโ€™re not trying to be that, weโ€™re just trying to get through life and figure out wtfโ€™s going on, but I can see how someone who desperately wants to be different and interesting might want to be us.

07.03.2026 13:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everything about myself that I thought marked me out as unique and different from the masses I can now look at and go โ€œoh thatโ€™s a trait isnโ€™t it.โ€

Weโ€™re weird and non-conformist and donโ€™t care whatโ€™s โ€œcoolโ€ which might look to a teenager as unbelievably cool.

07.03.2026 13:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There seems to be this panic that kids are believing themselves to be autistic when theyโ€™re not because TikTok makes it look cool and the obvious kneejerk response is โ€œthatโ€™s insaneโ€ but maybe not HEAR ME OUT

07.03.2026 13:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you don't have to read graphic descriptions of SA even if the rapist is running the country right now

you don't have to read or watch graphic depictions of bombing innocents even if it's happening right now

you can be angry about and take action against wrongs without exposing yourself to trauma

06.03.2026 18:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 460 ๐Ÿ” 123 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
Bruce Cockburn - If I Had A Rocket Launcher
Bruce Cockburn - If I Had A Rocket Launcher YouTube video by BruceCockburnVEVO

Sometimes you need to process your emotions, hope this helps youtu.be/O9HFjErMMlA?...

05.03.2026 12:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Important potato technology.

28.02.2026 23:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 794 ๐Ÿ” 294 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 82
Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting

Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom.

Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry.

By Isaac Chotiner
March 4, 2026

Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026

Excuse me.

Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me.

I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are.

Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train.

I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015?

If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

04.03.2026 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2479 ๐Ÿ” 499 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

The moon is very big and beautiful tonight, Glasgow

04.03.2026 22:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of Google's AI Overview answer to the question "is haggis an animal". It says "Yes, the haggis is a small, furry mammal native to Scotland" and goes on to give the typical "asymmetrical legs" details.

A screenshot of Google's AI Overview answer to the question "is haggis an animal". It says "Yes, the haggis is a small, furry mammal native to Scotland" and goes on to give the typical "asymmetrical legs" details.

The Scottish have won the AI Wars.

05.03.2025 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2400 ๐Ÿ” 923 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63 ๐Ÿ“Œ 95

For years on my old blog I published the names of servicemembers who died in Iraq & Afghanistan. No other outlets were.

These are the first 4 Americans to die in the Iran War.
Capt. Cody A. Khork, 35
Sgt. 1st Class Noah L. Tietjens, 42
Sgt. 1st Class Nicole M. Amor, 39
Sgt. Declan J. Coady, 20

03.03.2026 23:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 9302 ๐Ÿ” 3067 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 431 ๐Ÿ“Œ 166
room halfway filled with brown liquid

room halfway filled with brown liquid

not to brag but Iโ€™m halfway done filling my basement with gasoline

02.03.2026 18:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1490 ๐Ÿ” 201 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38 ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
me: it's okay to be a person struggling with productivity during a prolonged crisis 

my brain: not u though 

me: not me though

me: it's okay to be a person struggling with productivity during a prolonged crisis my brain: not u though me: not me though

05.10.2025 17:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2554 ๐Ÿ” 852 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 37
"Who up playing with they false reality created in their head in order to cope with the dreadful days that never seem to end"

"Who up playing with they false reality created in their head in order to cope with the dreadful days that never seem to end"

02.03.2026 16:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 233 ๐Ÿ” 84 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
Dana Scully looking completely drained of energy subtitled 

[ sighs ]

Dana Scully looking completely drained of energy subtitled [ sighs ]

Monday

02.03.2026 12:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 151 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is this because Iโ€™m the only one who likes the daily dose every day

02.03.2026 00:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was making fun of my dad for stocking up on iodine pills last year but like.

01.03.2026 23:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

01.03.2026 05:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 5258 ๐Ÿ” 1286 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24 ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

I am so depressed that I canโ€™t meditate without my brain going into loops of distress so severe I started digging my nails into my stomach.

This is a problem when you are a Buddhist and โ€œworking with your mindโ€ in meditation is supposed to be what helps.

01.03.2026 13:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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am i wrong in seeing this starting to pop up on here?

04.05.2023 21:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 274 ๐Ÿ” 81 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 19