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A queer nerd trying to age gracefully in a fallen world.

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I mean, back in my day, our hosanas were beefy enough that when the godless neighboring village's crops were blighted, they STAYED blighted!

13.02.2026 13:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ya know, some of these 'prayer warriors' out here don't even have the faith to keep a household god fed.

13.02.2026 13:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But the life counter is SO pretty.

27.01.2026 14:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sure, ANTIFA's a threat. If you're a fascist.

23.09.2025 03:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That was my first post on here? Really? I do NOT provide adequate content.

09.09.2025 03:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just bought bananas. So today was 'it was OK but kinda hard,' tomorrow's will be 'this is nice,' and tomorrow's tomorrow will be 'why is it grainy and where did the flavor go?' Who the fuck thought a Cavendish monoculture was the way to do this?

09.09.2025 01:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0