Verizon: Your bill is ready
Me: Well, I'm not
Verizon: Your bill is ready
Me: Well, I'm not
That boy sharp!
Iβve gotta stop yelling βrun bitch!β during suspenseful scenes. Iβm not, but still.
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I went to my 20 year high school reunion last year & found out a former classmate vanished. I guess Rebecca wanted to go off the grid.
Thatβs talent. I was only able to hide my car for a few months before they got me.
Itβs so bad
Ewww
It stinks
A coworker wanted to show me some of his favorite battle rap. Please get this angry-ass spoken word out my face.
βDay after daaaaay seems like I push against the cloudsβ¦β
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Sad Mary J lyrics? You ok?
This is the most loseriest shit Iβve ever seen
IYKYK
Whitney had some great adultery songs
I'm at a science fair meeting and it's getting testy....my hypothesis is that if your mama has a mustache she is going to argue with the teacher
Thanks
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It wonβt be good but I could try
Iβve had it the whole time, my mustache partially covers it. Go look at an old pic on my fb
Aw thanks
I know
Fuck AI. If I want a bad cartoon pic Iβll do it myself.
Itβs all good
Aw man, I go fired a while back. I was really bad at selling cars
I donβt know what Bad Bunny is saying but I feel it in my shoulders
As far as Iβm concerned what happened to Illhan was a HATE CRIME! Everyone on Illhanβs security detail needs to be FIRED! He could have killed her and they arenβt moving fast enough!