Eden Dranger

Whenever I feel ugly, I just remember that I'm a terrible person too.

Me: *eats an unwashed peach*

Also me: No fucking way am I gonna use a shopping basket with a crumbled piece of paper in it.

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there’s no non-embarsssing way to get out of the backseat of a 2 door car.

so cute when dust pans leave a coke line of dirt.

The Market Crashed—Why You Should Care (and Not Just Crawl Into Bed With a Xanax Smoothie) Yes. Even If You’re Just Trying to Book a Guest Spot on “NCIS”.

I wrote about what the stock market crashes means for screenwriters and other creatives for my Substack this week.

(please subscribe cuz the only thing more unstable than the stock market right now are Hollywood jobs)

open.substack.com/pub/edendran...

Even if you don’t own stocks, when the market crashes, rich people get sad, and when rich people get sad, they start laying off everyone, raising your rent, and charging $16 for a bagel.

If you bought your Ramones T-shirt from Urban Outfitters, then it doesn't count.

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

The serving size for ice cream should be "until you stop feeling sad".

when he dies I’m gonna post nudes.

I miss having a boring, but functional president.

The wrong people keep dying!

"I'm a HUGE dork!”

-hot people who were mean to dorks in high school

Normalize thinking Nazis are bad.

How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it never mind.

I've just been ordering shit online just to give me a will to live for 3-5 business days.

Ah, the millennial experience of “every time you get some measure of financial and career stability, the world decides to do something extraordinarily stupid again”

We’re living in the Part 2 of the VHS tape of The Sound of Music.

It's pretty fuckin ridiculous my grandma hid from the Nazis in 1939 and now I have to do it in 2025.

Now that TikTok is gone, let’s make more TV shows and with 22 episode seasons, yeah?

I think people think of money as impersonal. Sending socks and imagining you’re keeping someone’s feet warm feels good. But if you’re sending money, imagine making somebody’s kids feel safe. Getting a birthday cake and birthday presents. Printing out special photos to put in a frame.
You gave that.

I know LA is nursing what feels like a giant open wound right now, but my medium-term hope is that these fires push the industry to activate, rather than becoming a reason to hit pause yet again. The vibes will never be immaculate. If we want TV and film to stay in LA, we have to make it so.

An extra psychological element to this whole ordeal, a lot of us in LA are getting a "r u okay?" text from an ex.

9 yrs ago, I had very early stage breast cancer and had a double mastectomy. 3 yrs later, I met a guy I fell madly in love. I told him I don’t have boobs but he said it didn’t matter. 4 weeks later he dumped me for a JetBlue flight attendant. This isn’t us.

Welcome to “circling back” season.

I'm still writing "Slovakia" on all my Czechs.

how you react when your flight is cancelled is who you really are.

We are officially now in that weird haze between Christmas and New Years when we're all like what day is it? Are banks open? Are other people working? Is it still okay to eat leftover ham? What am I doing with my life? Is my ex happy?