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Neither was very long ago, either. Not sure why we all forget. 2 in all this time is still plenty embarrassing.

12.03.2026 01:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2, because yes, beating Ottawa counts.

Still a loser.

12.03.2026 01:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of the word expresso ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of the word expresso
12.03.2026 01:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can tell how long its been since their last haircut by how much hair you can see below said helmet.

12.03.2026 01:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ghoulies
Return of the living Dead
Jason Lives
Nightmare on Elm St
Hellraiser

I was a latchkey kid

12.03.2026 01:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just renege, it's the American way.

12.03.2026 01:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The fact that they never thought to buy the same shoes in their size shows that clowns don't really have big feet, just big shoes.

12.03.2026 01:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That VHS cover scared the shit out of me.
No, really. The thing made me not want to linger on a toilet for long.

It did get a few sequels, though.

12.03.2026 00:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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12.03.2026 00:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WWMEC

What
Would
Make
Elon
Cry

12.03.2026 00:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canada gets another Crack at them, so let's beat them at their game!

12.03.2026 00:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm disappointed that it wasn't suspended for bad.

12.03.2026 00:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Les Claypool wrote "Coattails of a Deadman" for Courtney Love, but I'm sure he could update the lyrics for Erikkka.

11.03.2026 23:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They went where no Canadian team has gone before. They've already won, anything else is gravy.

11.03.2026 23:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 23:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It took one pitch.
Canada is through! ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

11.03.2026 22:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Down to the last strike, and we have a pitching change.
Ernie is a fucking masochist!

11.03.2026 22:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Last out, let's go Canada! ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

11.03.2026 22:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

2 more outs, lets go Canada! ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

11.03.2026 22:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

3 more outs, let's go Canada! ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

11.03.2026 22:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

7

11.03.2026 22:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I still have nightmares where Dubas casually floats tossing in more assets for Foligno, and Shanny gave him the ol' whatever, like an inattentive father. Then we get Foligno, and I wake up screaming.

11.03.2026 21:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aside from the regular Leaf curse?

Yes, totally Shanny.

11.03.2026 21:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw it. I paid it no mind.
Simmons has been known to manufacture news.

11.03.2026 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can we just fucking stop?

11.03.2026 21:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those bitches just got hit by the magic Fool Bus!

11.03.2026 20:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scroll onto a Carlin bit and not repost challenge:
FAILED

11.03.2026 20:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why did people stop calling them weird?

11.03.2026 19:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be fair, the beach that got stormed was Juno. On Utah and Omaha, the Americans got by with a little help from what used to be their friends.

11.03.2026 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Debacle ya say?

10.03.2026 21:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 362 ๐Ÿ” 49 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1