The Gude Gamer

Just your regularly scheduled share of this masterpiece by @tomgauld.bsky.social

Erotic point-and-click adventure game, except in the classic Sierra mode, so instead of just saying "that doesn't go there" every time you try an invalid item combination, many combinations trigger unique death scenes. There's an achievement for finding 5 different ways to make your penis explode.

Drew this lil cutie

I'm not really into SCP, but as far as I'm aware, one stereotype of modern articles is that they're shit like, "a 900 page story about war between the Serpent's Hand and Chaos Insurgency", and the article's titular anomaly is a woman who can pop popcorn in her hands.

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What if we did the Area 51 raid, but for AI data centers?

#deltarune What if Dess was so fucked in the Light World that Gaster censors due to her giving off some kind of memetic agent that makes it so it literally hurts for you to fully look at her?

@prokopetz.bsky.social

Man ponders if he is still a good person if helping others benefits him. The universe answers and tells him: 'Be kind, I don't care why'

How it feels to do archeology in Minecraft with an Efficiency 5 shovel:

Starting a new social media platform that does Facebook-style "your display name must be your full legal name and if we ever find out it's not we'll nuke you from orbit" shit, but also enforces unique display names like Tumblr does. Fuck the second and subsequent Steves – global one Steve limit.

The least realistic thing in the entire Fallout series

I feel so fucking called out

The text “URI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” in all-caps purple-pink lettering over an image of a cartoon star with a smiling emoji’s face surrounded by balloons and party poppers.

Me in OSRS doing clue scrolls after I twerk in Thurgo’s hut wearing a shade coffin and no pants:

Happy New Year!

Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more

The Epstein Groceries

The thing about wearing a blue hoodie is that at any time you can tell people you're cosplaying as a drug dealer from Streets of Rogue.

Old Man Gerson from Deltarune! (in Hammer of Justice form)

Deltarune was 16 days ago BUT WHO CARES GERSON BOOM IS THE GOAT!!!
((also my Hammer of Justice cover is in the comments if you wanna listen to it))

#pixelart #deltarunefanart #DELTARUNE #limitedpalette

Basic internet safety tells you not to show people your asshole on the internet, and Facebook signup is like "please show us your asshole, cunt"

My hungry ass could never have a sailing pet #osrs

I play as an Old Earth historian who's song is We Didn't Start The Fire and 60% of my speech is just "start the fire" in situations where starting a literal fire becomes increasingly inadvisable.

Tv series/anime idea I thought of when joking that OSRS Pkers would put their immortal soul in the hands of Protect item: MMO death game a la Sword Art Online, but you only die irl if your soul is unprotected upon death. There is the equivalent of Protect Item and smiting/prayer dropping.

Destroy the machines of the Holocaust with words before they lubricate themselves with your blood.