Jim Cramer suggests on CNBC that Trump could “bomb Tehran into the Stone Age” until Iran reopens the strait, citing U.S. bombings of North Vietnam in the 1970s. Carl Quintanilla points out to him that Hanoi won that war.
This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.
It’s cool that this generation gets to find out the answer to “what would you have done when we started interning the Japanese?” and “what would you have done when we invaded Vietnam?” and “what would you have done in Watergate?” all at the same time.
Me driving the other dads to the Dave & Buster’s out by the old mall:
These are the 4 things AI can do well:
•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday
You can see why we need to base our economy around it
Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile
Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership
Hell yeah
Corey Lewandowski to begin affair with Markwayne Mullin
This is AI in a nutshell: Somebody gets rich while the masses are rendered stupid
Polymarket to allow bets on the name of the new terrorist organization spawned by the war in Iran.
2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog
just dropped a can of whoopass on the floor. it's fucking everywhere. it's under the fridge
Today we recognize you @realdonaldtrump on #WorldObesityDay. Representation matters ❤️
This is just fucking gibberish.
John Fetterman: "This wasn‘t an illegal war. I mean this isn‘t a dumb war or anything. This, no, this -- this was, this is what was, we all agreed, we can‘t ever allow it to happen. And that‘s happened. And now there are other kinds of unknown things going out."
So much winning
“I will be too tired. I am going back to bed.”
Toad went back into the house.
ok but steak n shake is frying their fries in beef tallow now so maybe think about that next time youre complaining about gas prices as you fill up your tank
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done
- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy
Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’
Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got
Hey why did the costco ceo actually reply to my email
More Mar-a-Lago fashion
Donald Trump illegally stole $1700 from you is a gift midterm message.
St. Paul police are investigating the circumstances behind life-threatening skull fractures and brain hemorrhages sustained by a Latino man as he was taken by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents last month.
So much more to do, but some updates on what’s been done.
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look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british
Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement
UK: Prince Andrew arrested.
South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life.
Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence.
USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.
