DORIT’S LEMON CARCASS

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am

Flying on a Boeing aircraft versus an Airbus aircraft increases your chances of dying a fiery death by 104%. (ChatGPT helped me do the math.)

Boycott Avatar 3 because it would be so funny if it flopped hard lol

Taylor breakup song is the perfect soundtrack.

Jesus just build a banana factory ffs 🤦‍♂️

ngl I redownloaded X just to watch this all go down live.

Canada Economy Grows 2.2% in First Quarter, Beats All Forecasts A strong jump in tariff-driven exports fueled Canada’s growth at the start of this year, offsetting domestic weakness in other parts of the economy.

Conservatives gonna find a way to blame Trudeau for this.

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

The submarine CEO’s wife when she heard that POP.

Millennials trying not to write haha at the end of every sentence haha

a cartoon character with big eyes and a feather in his hair ALT: a cartoon character with big eyes and a feather in his hair

Tree Paine today iykyk

Canadian shoppers to see higher costs amid trade war: ‘No alternative’ - National | Globalnews.ca Some retailers say due to their profit margin, they have 'no alternative' but to pass on the costs resulting from the trade war with the U.S. onto consumers.

Cut to Loblaw’s announcing record breaking profits on the next quarterly results call.

I think my favourite type of celebrity is an F1 twink.

Everyone sitting patiently watching Donald Trump incoherently ramble in his meeting with Mark Carney… Carney looks baffled. Fuck even Marco Rubio looked baffled.

That's because Pierre Poilievre is the Anticharisma. The prince of dorkness. Beelzedud. Looserfer. #cdnpoli #neverpoilievre

Canadian Voter: I think who I voted for would be the best to take care of Trump, because Trump is, I’m sorry to say, an asshole.

Rosemary, looking inside herself.

#cdnpoli #canada #election2025 #cbc

I wish we could clone Elizabeth May and she would lead all the parties but just wearing different coloured hats. Je vote pour Blue-lizabeth May or Rougizabeth May or Oranzibeth May etc.

#cdnpoli #canada #election2025 #cbc

I wonder if Rosemary will look deep inside herself tonight

#cdnpoli #canada #cbc

I miss Christina and Meredith :(

Only in Canada would the after debate analysis be outside in the cold. #debate2025 #cndpoli #cbc

Jagmeet Singh-ing his swan song. #cdnpoli #debate #ndp

I’m voting for Carney but the dude is so verbose. In a debate the bro needs an epigraph, a prologue, 3 footnotes, an epilogue and an appendix for everything he says lol. #cdnpoli #debate #canada

I wish I was a fly on the wall of the Mark Carney campaign office where they’re brainstorming ways to get under PP’s skin.

I wonder how many anti-vaxxers are on Ozempic 🧐

Can you even imagine.

#taylorswift #meganfox #theojames #a24 #whitelotus #cinema #movies

Goodnight everyone
Jupiter in infrared

Canada’s prime minister reacts to Trump’s tariffs YouTube video by CNN

youtu.be/goqmKtFS-wg?...

People need to be so for real this election PP wouldn’t even know where to start with this he just doesn’t understand it on like a mathematical level.

it’s ok to be wrong and change your mind about Pierre Poilievre.