I have just hired someone starting end of month. They may want an extra dayβ¦..? I could ask? Came highly recommended.
I have just hired someone starting end of month. They may want an extra dayβ¦..? I could ask? Came highly recommended.
You deserve it!
Celebrating this #internationalwomensday with my βWOMENβS TROUBLESβ stand-up comedy routine from my 2025 Edinburgh Show WEβLL SEE. This was my most talked about routine of that show.
So what better way to celebrate #IWD than with #womenstroubles #standupcomedy #comedy youtu.be/WSeT-ffjpR8
Text saying "You've read your last free article."
Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:
Darth Vader all in black, pointing at and towering over Princess Leia dressed in white.
βBut when is it International Menβs Day?β
#internationalwomensday πͺβ€οΈ
So fun
One of those captcha things. This one says βselect all images with bicycles. Click verify once there are none leftβ. There are 9 squares - 4 contain photos of bicycle seats, with the remaining 5 showing the beautiful head and face of a grey greyhound with a white stripe going from the top of their head to the tip of their nose.
Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).
Literally, we are so obnoxious you guys
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I remember thinking it alarming they had chops for breakfast
Mood
Take care of yourself
Common Peephole Β Β She came from Greece, she had a faulty socket. Her eye fell out, she couldnβt stop it. Β Thatβs when I caught her eye. Brian Bilston
Pulp poetry.
Sun: IβM BACK
Fine layer of dust on everything: YO YO YO
Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.
Two things are being overlooked in the #EpsteinFiles
The complicity of doctors
The extent of violence
My new piece @bmj.com #IWD #Epstein #Healthwashing #VAW
Count Orlok giving disgraced Prince vibes
Thought of this today. Donβt know why
the only place this should happen is academic conferences
Excellent, always looking for inclusive language
screencap of social media post by user equalityace reads: "USE GENDER NEUTRAL LANGUAGE - Don't say fireman, say FIREFIGHTER - Don't say fisherman, say FISHFIGHTERS - Don't say mailman, say MAILFIGHTERS - Don't say cameraman, say CAMERAFIGHTERS."
thanks, endorsed
How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?
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Interesting stuff from the UK
Rumour has it that the Whittakerβs banana caramel chocolate is coming back and I CANβT WAIT