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I can't help but think that if they could, they would have already.

01.03.2026 18:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*Redaction performed using industrial-grade tar. Feathers pending.

11.01.2026 16:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Totally agree these officials should be held accountable. The problem is: with the current House numbers, it canโ€™t move. So the best use of energy right now is flipping seats or pressuring a couple members to cross over โ€” thatโ€™s the path that makes accountability possible.

11.01.2026 13:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, the "I want more data" side of me likes this idea. The more realistic side says 3/23 makes the most sense.

11.01.2026 12:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Page 3/23 (13%)

10.01.2026 17:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Medusa, while looking deeply into her eyes.

01.01.2026 05:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Dipper Pines looks a paper with the words โ€œAccording to Israelโ€ on it & exclaiming, โ€œWhoah. This is worthless.โ€

This meme comes from an episode of Gravity Falls in which a former president of the United States who was frozen in amber & erased from the countryโ€™s history for being really, really weird is reanimated to find the truth to the townโ€™s founding.
Said president handed Dipper a negative twelve dollar bill.

Dipper Pines looks a paper with the words โ€œAccording to Israelโ€ on it & exclaiming, โ€œWhoah. This is worthless.โ€ This meme comes from an episode of Gravity Falls in which a former president of the United States who was frozen in amber & erased from the countryโ€™s history for being really, really weird is reanimated to find the truth to the townโ€™s founding. Said president handed Dipper a negative twelve dollar bill.

Original image of the -12 dollar bill that was erased for the meme.

Original image of the -12 dollar bill that was erased for the meme.

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This is Grunkle Stan (on the left) & his twin brother wearing a Chanukkah sweater.
This illustration is in one of the Gravity Falls published journals & these books are canon.
They were raised Jewish. According to Alex Hirsch, the creator of the show, adult Stan is an atheist but was based on his Grandpa Stan.

SPOILER ALERT: . . . . . . . . . This is Grunkle Stan (on the left) & his twin brother wearing a Chanukkah sweater. This illustration is in one of the Gravity Falls published journals & these books are canon. They were raised Jewish. According to Alex Hirsch, the creator of the show, adult Stan is an atheist but was based on his Grandpa Stan.

Look at this asshole using a cartoon created by a man who is a paternal secular Jew with canonically secular & atheist Jewish main characters using one of the said characters in a meme to diss Israel.
While not antisemitic, itโ€™s still shitty.

26.12.2025 23:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Better yet, CECOT

26.12.2025 21:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thus proving the horseshoe theory.

26.12.2025 07:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ya for sure from Sveden. Vee are mooving! Oh wait, you're referring to the gorilla. Yes, definitely didn't age well. ๐Ÿ™‚

24.12.2025 02:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social I think you are mistaken. "Trump" and "no class" appear together all over the place.

23.12.2025 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a girl is standing in front of a group of women and says `` i want an oompa loompa now ! '' Alt: a girl is standing in front of a group of women and says `` i want an oompa loompa now ! ''

David to Larry: But daddy, I want an oompa loompa NOW!

23.12.2025 20:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a girl is standing in front of a group of women and says `` i want an oompa loompa now ! '' Alt: a girl is standing in front of a group of women and says `` i want an oompa loompa now ! ''

David to Larry: Nut daddy, I want an oompa loompa NOW!

23.12.2025 20:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, Trump only subjected them to one purity test: loyalty and fealty to him!

22.12.2025 02:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Police arrest suspect after fire damages SF Hillel San Francisco police are investigating a suspected arson at SF Hillel after a fire broke out on the property on Dec. 5.

An arsonist set fire to a San Francisco Hillel with members inside.

But, uh, the SFPD says โ€œa motive in the alleged arson isnโ€™t clear.โ€

Uh huh.

jweekly.com/2025/12/16/s...

18.12.2025 06:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 31 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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โ‚ฌ Dec 6, 2024: Adass Israel Synagogue is torched in Melbourne in a terrorist arson attack.
& Jan 7, 2025: A man threatens worshippers at Chabad North Shore Synagogue in Sydney.
โ‚ฌ Jan 10, 2025: Allawah Synagogue in Sydney is vandalized with swastikas.
& Jan 11, 2025: Attempted arson and vandalism of Newtown Synagogue in Sydney.
& Jan 21, 2025: Jewish childcare center in Sydney is set on fire and vandalized.
( Feb 12, 2025: Two nurses in a Sydney hospital are suspended after proudly declaring on TikTok that they would murder their Jewish patients.
if July 4, 2025: 20 people attending a Shabbat dinner at East Melbourne Synagogue are targeted in an arson attack.
& Dec 14, 2025: Two gunmen open fire at a Hanukkah celebration murdering 11 people including one child and injuring 29 others.
This was never about land.
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thepersianjewess and 2 others 7 Max Richter, Louisa Fuller, Natalia Bonner, Joh... ... โ‚ฌ Dec 6, 2024: Adass Israel Synagogue is torched in Melbourne in a terrorist arson attack. & Jan 7, 2025: A man threatens worshippers at Chabad North Shore Synagogue in Sydney. โ‚ฌ Jan 10, 2025: Allawah Synagogue in Sydney is vandalized with swastikas. & Jan 11, 2025: Attempted arson and vandalism of Newtown Synagogue in Sydney. & Jan 21, 2025: Jewish childcare center in Sydney is set on fire and vandalized. ( Feb 12, 2025: Two nurses in a Sydney hospital are suspended after proudly declaring on TikTok that they would murder their Jewish patients. if July 4, 2025: 20 people attending a Shabbat dinner at East Melbourne Synagogue are targeted in an arson attack. & Dec 14, 2025: Two gunmen open fire at a Hanukkah celebration murdering 11 people including one child and injuring 29 others. This was never about land. 2/2 ่€ 4,538 Q 144 ๅฎƒ321 โ‘ฆ

14 incidents of antisemitic violence but only 12-14-25 registers to you bc it involved gun violence

16.12.2025 22:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did he take his lifts out? They are both that much taller than him? Looks like she could take off 4 inch heels and still be taller than him. Sad.

16.12.2025 06:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Enumclaw horse sex case - Wikipedia

Hopefully he gets his in the end like this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumcla...

15.12.2025 15:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A terrible, terrible loss. And so sad that my first thought was that it was another hate crime against Jews...and that I was relieved to find out it was their son. ๐Ÿ˜ข

15.12.2025 04:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh to be so blissful!

05.12.2025 01:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I have music on, I'll get 0 minutes of work done. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

...unless I suppose it's John Cage's 4'3" on loop.

29.11.2025 00:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Josh Shapiro? Not the best example though.

29.11.2025 00:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have you tried: powercfg /sleepstudy

26.11.2025 15:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But somehow they didn't think to rough up the hat or the clothes a bit, maybe add some pit stains or other signs of sweat. And look at that crisp white t-shirt sticking out.

28.10.2025 07:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wouldn't eat there regardless, but do you have a source? I can't find any recent mentions of donations.

25.10.2025 19:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sure she plagiarized, but...RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!

24.09.2025 05:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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23.09.2025 01:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1184 ๐Ÿ” 834 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30 ๐Ÿ“Œ 40

May he find and look inside the Ark of the Covenant!

22.09.2025 05:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

White is Ted's preferred color.

15.09.2025 00:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Willful ignorance.

26.08.2025 09:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0