Kraken's Delights
Words by: Lizzyleo Art by: Akans, SamG
Rated: Explicit Pairing: Gentlebeard
Newly out and freshly divorced Stede Bonnet is not ready to involve anyone else in his life yet, romantic or sexual or otherwise, so he takes matters into his own hands. A late night out with friends and a thumbs up from Lucius brings him to Krakenβs Delights, a custom silicone adult toy webstore. After being intimidated by most of the fantasy toys, and not knowing what half of the other items even are, he goes for a fairly normal toy. While checking out, heβs given the offer to add a small mystery toy for free. He figures why not and goes for it. Itβs the best experience in the bedroom of his life. He writes a long (non-graphic) review/thank you email to βEdβ, who made and put together his order, according to the card that came in the package.
Ed, owner and head designer of Krakenβs Delights, has never gotten a review like this before. He remembers putting together the order, but never expected anything like this. Messages are exchanged and a chance meeting brings these two face to face.
mock postcard that reads:
Thank you for your purchase!
Your purchase helps support a small queer business. We hope you love your new toy and that it brings you joy for many years to come! (pun intended) If you have any questions or problems, please donβt hesitate to reach out.
Your order was made by
Ed
It's here!!! My @ofmdbigbang.bsky.social with @samwtf.bsky.social and @akans.bsky.social , "Kraken's Delights", 13k of PWP and Stede discovering the world of fantasy toys and gay sex π₯° Enjoy!! #ofmd #ofmdnsfw #OFMDBB25
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25.11.2025 17:23
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Ilya's back arch made me do it
27.01.2026 20:07
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Some old reply prompts that were looming in the wip pile, some loose ideas for new merch, some secrets π and something really fun that you'll find out about soon
26.12.2025 13:19
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Caught up to so many sketches last night, pls clap
26.12.2025 13:18
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You're too sweet π ye, I had a few ideas I was really looking forward to drawing, maybe I'll share them as sketches and then see where that goes
15.12.2025 17:38
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Ended up not having energy to draw anything for the kinkmas event and I'm sad I couldn't make time to get to it
15.12.2025 17:23
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I know, I knooow I have a looming wips list... however π
08.12.2025 12:55
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Stede is visible from behind where he sits atop Ed's tail. Ed is spread out, sharkily, underneath. The moonlight makes them glow and Ed is very wet and stripey. His claspers are thick and juicy-looking and his hair and beard snakes are all a-flutter. They're holding hands.
Nobody does it like @rysi000u.bsky.social !!!
The shark boys from keep swimming, getting a little closer acquainted...
archiveofourown.org/works/730617...
#ofmdfanart
04.12.2025 01:35
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I love the gentleness and fondness in the way you draw them π₯Ή not just in their expression and body language, but also in your linework
24.11.2025 00:03
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ohOH ππβ¨οΈ
24.11.2025 00:01
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Drawing of a tired puppy with the caption; "this too shall pass but like holy f"
Mood
09.11.2025 14:20
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Closeup of a cat with its snout resting on a metal grid, showing its teeth. Its eyes are wide, in zoomies mode
R y s i, he looks enthralled β¨οΈ and who wouldn't be, Ed is glorious!
This is also me looking at Ed's tummy roll, it's such a gift, thank you!
16.11.2025 23:13
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Obsessed over every little detail of thissss!! Both of them look stunning and Stede's sneaky hand under the dress is β¨οΈβ¨οΈ but I am feral for the worshipful look on his face as he pulls Ed's garter with his mouth
16.11.2025 18:21
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Ed is so blushy!!!
16.11.2025 17:32
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A photo of Edward Teach looking damp with his hair down and wearing his leather jacket. He's holding and reading a letter from Stede (a scene from season 2 episode 8 of OFMD).
In the top left corner is the Sub Stede's Kinkmas (8-14 December) logo. To the right it reads '...And checking it twice'
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05.11.2025 23:14
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A graphic which shows Stede signing the act of grace from season 1 episode 9. He's wearing a white shirt with puffy sleeves and lace cuffs and a ring with a turquoise stone on his ring finger on his right hand. He holds a quill in his right hand and has the act of grace laid out before him on a desk. A pot of ink sits to the left of it in the background.
In the top right corner it reads:
'We're making a list...'
And in the bottom left corner is the Sub Stede's Kinkmas (8-14 December) logo
Can you hear the distant jingling of bells? π
More information coming soon...
21.10.2025 19:34
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06.11.2025 11:44
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Not safe for work illustration of Viago and Anton. Viago is sitting on a dark teal velvet armchair wearing only his pants. He's leaning over a naked Anton, who's kneeling between his spread legs, facing away from him. On his right hand, Viago is holding a purple leash that is attached to a matching purple collar that sits snug around Anton's neck, with white lace, gold spikes and tag and leather bat wings right above the tag. Viago's left hand is holding Anton's flexing left hand.
Speech bubbles next to Viago's head say "Ooh, good boy! Just one more, my little wolfie"
Anton's gaze is locked onto Viago's face and his sweet words, his tail wagging around Viago's left leg. He has his mouth wide open, fangs showing and his tongue out to show the come that has landed on it. Anton's body is covered in vampire bit puntures still bleeding a bit, and he's covered in his own come streaks all the way up to his face. The tip of Viago's cock is resting above his right shoulder, dripping over his chest. The base of a dildo can be seen right bellow his balls, and the little pool of come between his legs has the shape of a cartoonish skull.
One more bite π¦
cw: blood, because Viago got a bit thirsty
#vianton #nsfwart
17.10.2025 18:25
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This is how Ed and Stede meet in traffic. It was an accident at first, Stede simply slipped on his horn and he couldn't say no once he locked eyes with the stickers owner, a gorgeous leather daddy looking for his god boy.
25.10.2025 12:55
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A title card showing a black and white picture of a manβs wrists in leather cuffs with a chain. It reads Like I Picture You | An OFMD Kinktober AU | By WellSussed |!Rated E
Like I Picture You with one of the hottest things Iβve written imo. For #ofmdkinktober25 day 18, for coming untouched.
Stede starts to worry at how obvious his feelings are on camera. He makes a planβ¦
Tags and link below #OFMDfanfic
18.10.2025 13:32
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Viago's doing his very best to make his boyfriend taste colours πββοΈπ₯
19.10.2025 13:45
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#ofmdkinktober2025 #ofmdsims #ofmdnsfw
day 18: bathing ππ§Ό
probably the least kinky kinktober post but what can ya do?
more on ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/716115...
18.10.2025 10:53
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HEHEHE π₯
18.10.2025 11:57
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THANK YOOOU!!π¦
Anton has completely lost track of time, only boyfriend and feeling good in mind π
18.10.2025 11:56
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photos of wrist support mousepads, one with kitty Ed (with a speech bubble that says "I'm not naked, I promise") and one with Stede with his shirt cut open (with a speech bubble that says "Bluesky, plz don't censor")
BTWs, I still have a few mousepads available! Kinktober seems like a good time to re-promote these π₯° #shopOFMD
(adding the speech bubbles cuz bsky always dings these as nekkid kjhgkjh)
gingerkittystudios.etsy.com/listing/4302...
17.10.2025 19:39
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π«΄ they're reaching melting temperature there
17.10.2025 22:17
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thank you for the meal, that's my reading chosen for the night π
17.10.2025 21:50
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photo of cat in 0.5 lens
OOh hello, a fic you say
17.10.2025 21:18
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fitting for the theme, glad to provide π
17.10.2025 20:25
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What if I tell you that the cum skull was a happy accident-
A bespoke collar for a sweetheart π Anton is coated in it and loving every second (it'll be a nightmare to get off his fur, but for now he's soaring above the clouds)
17.10.2025 20:25
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