Miri 🐶

Arf!

And the distance isn’t for long either

Huh.

How are you so fucking pretty all the time?

I’m also pro Belgian festival.

I’m pro Belgian

The texture is just superior. It’s true

The sad thing is somewhere out there I’m sure there’s a naive trans woman who will fall prey to this.

RIP lmao

Aroooooo, woof woof woof

Arf!

It happens. But that’s what friends are for

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Crossover adapter made of blue Ethernet with a female end on one side and male on the other.

All the cool kids made a dongle. Like this one

never have i been more Normal

(this is gonna break some of y'all, not me tho ha ha)

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Hey there! This may come as a shock but you’re my favorite insect.

Of course we can! Silly tree.

The best part of waking up…..

Such sage advice

Okay but. You are too biased. I’m an objective observer. So…..hot

Woman who is hot. As usual 🥵

Hehehehehehehe….yeah…..

Wow. Then we’ve been having a fuck ton of sex lately.

Dives in and makes out with you

It can be fun. Arf!

You in boots was meant to be. Good tall pup

Girlfriend gets sick and doesn’t see anyone for 5 days.

Posts slowly become more and more unhinged as she falls deeper and deeper into madness.

Uh heheheheh hi!

Awwww your mom sounds adorable