patrick

ohhh... :) okay, gotcha.... but can we still be "moose"?

AUGH!! why does this happen EVERY! TIME! i take a bathroom break??

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uhh... yeah! id love to be a "moots" you :)

im back..... whatd i miss?

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..................... even now....

im always here for ya squidward ol buddy :) hey... while im here... can i borrow some mayonnaise? i need some for my fridge...

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i gotta go............

oh yeah!! me and my rock, we spend hours and hours having the most deep, dark, conversations........ havent you ever talked to your pineapple, spongebob?

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hi squidward :)

haha wow mr krabs :) youve got more chins than me! pretty impressive....

:( oh.... have you ever considered growing bigger? maybe you wouldnt be stepped on if you werent always so small.....

since breakfast........ OH i know, you can always ask mr krabs for money. hes got LOTS of it :)

hmmmm............. yes :) ....
i think :(

plankton, my uh, lawyer says you have to pay me a "royal tea" every time you use "chum is fum" from now on.........

forget it? you got it :) im glad i dont have to remember it, im not always the best at remembering things....

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ITS......BEAUTIFUL........ its my new favorite thing... uh...

what were we talkin about??

wuh... GOOGLY eyes? youve seen rocks with googly eyes??? i wanna see....

#sand and uh.. #rock

#sand

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A DEMON???

no!!! thats my house! :(

what are you talkin about.... of course it is!! just as happy as i remember :)

:( whats wrong??

#sand

gimmie a second uhh HRGGH!!!

... there! but its not shouting....

... yknow its actually been awfully quiet since it came back home :(

ohhh hahaha, ok little tortilla chip. :) just stay away from any jars of salsa... and i think you'll be ok

mmm... chum :) now im hungry but uh... wait... hey plankton?? ....how come WE dont have noses?

ohh spongebob... my poor rock :'( it got lost and now its SICK... well, when i get sick, sometimes i stand on my head and start SHOUTING... so i can scare the sick out of me... do you think it could try that?

really? :( whats wrong with my rock spongebob? is it sick.....

oh yeah :) the chum buckets always so big and empty........ you could hide lots of smells in there!