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Product Manager at Microsoft. Nerd. Butler for my cat, dog, and children. Opinions are my own, unless they're bad, then I'll blame them on my mirror universe counterpart.

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I am not sure I have made a single post without a typo in the past month, and I am now re-reading this one over and over and over to make sure it doesn't. So it goes.

13.03.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As an on-ramp to this form of self-betterment can I start by choosing to identify as someone who believes trans people deserve the full slate of human rights, *unlike those NYT op-ed writes who are clowns* ?

13.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the only thing i did successfully today was exist

12.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 2212 πŸ” 124 πŸ’¬ 175 πŸ“Œ 27

Mackinac. Connects the largest freshwater body of water in the world, I'm just saying.

11.03.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have the DVDs and jealously guard them like Gollum with the One Ring. Such an incredible show, and incredible cast. Early 20's me was just the right age for it to really hit me hard in the feels.

10.03.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I watched this when I was very young and have only half remembered glimpses of memories, and sometimes I wonder if I made the whole thing up and have to re-check that it was real.

10.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wonderfalls. Yet another casualty of 2000's era FOX completely screwing up airing schedules. (Yes, that's young Lee Pace.)

10.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Things look grim in the markets right now, but at least the U.S. economy wasn’t already being propped up by a massive speculative AI bubble that is highly sensitive to rising energy costs.

09.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 4398 πŸ” 1041 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 44

He's putting up record job losses, driving the country into a war he can't even explain, and was credibly accused of raping a teenager in the Epstein files released yesterday - so of course it's time to try and ruin more trans people's lives

06.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 1041 πŸ” 313 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 6

Jen, this post violates the Geneva Convention.

05.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

05.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 13315 πŸ” 2575 πŸ’¬ 519 πŸ“Œ 342

[Exit Murderer.]

05.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 5472 πŸ” 1274 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 44

I come here for the history posts, I stay for the philosophical musing, but the *true* reason to stick around as a Wyman follower is you randomly making referencing The Ink Spots and making me think of Fallout radio.

05.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Precise location coordinates like the site of a girl's school where we killed over 100 children?

05.03.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am back in D.C. to hear from cruel Kristi Noem on why she is complicit in the chaos happening at DHS, vote on a War Powers Resolution to rein Donald Trump in, and vote against a DHS funding bill that does nothing to address the reckless actions we’re seeing from ICE.

The work continues.

04.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 8111 πŸ” 1192 πŸ’¬ 653 πŸ“Œ 70
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I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent. Hi, friends! Today, I’d like to talk to the grown-ups. I know it’s not easy raising children. Looking after little ones is a lot of work, and sometimes you just need a moment to breathe. So you plop y...

Commentary: I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent.

03.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 2075 πŸ” 246 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 24
Molly Lambert
@mollylambert
I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone
12:31 PM β€’ 12/12/19 β€’ Twitter Web App
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Molly Lambert @mollylambert I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone 12:31 PM β€’ 12/12/19 β€’ Twitter Web App 59.5K Retweets 294K Likes

Lance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent
When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source
The Sun
@TheSun β€’ Jan 18, 2019
'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend
thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s.
8:32 PM β€’ Jan 20, 2019 β€’ Twitter for iPhone
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493 Quote Tweets
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Lance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source The Sun @TheSun β€’ Jan 18, 2019 'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s. 8:32 PM β€’ Jan 20, 2019 β€’ Twitter for iPhone 49.9K Retweets 493 Quote Tweets 238.7K Likes

Paul Ford v @ftrain
When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees
Sycamore
5:14 AM β€’ 2/27/18 β€’ Twitter for Android
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Paul Ford v @ftrain When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore 5:14 AM β€’ 2/27/18 β€’ Twitter for Android 13.6K Retweets 37.3K Likes

dustin Couch
@Dustinkcouch
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018

dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted 10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018

please enjoy these classic Moon Tweetsβ„’

12.02.2026 08:40 πŸ‘ 2776 πŸ” 674 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 51

God damn I hate this timeline.

03.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was Gandalf a branch manager? He certainly seemed to have a lot of power involving the branch he carried around.

02.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Announcing ReFS Boot for Windows Server Insiders | Microsoft Community Hub We’re excited to announce that Resilient File System (ReFS) boot support is now available for Windows Server Insiders in Insider Preview builds. For the...

PLEASE RP: Announcing ReFS Boot for Windows Server Insiders!
techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/Windows...

27.02.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

So you're saying your response to my question is....πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

28.02.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok, spill: What *is* the difference in meaning? Inquiring minds want to know.

28.02.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is an illegal and unconstitutional act of war by a deranged madman and this is the best you can muster? What in the hell is wrong with you? Resign.

28.02.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is a tale told by an idiot,
Full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

28.02.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Paramount should enjoy its growing news monopoly while they have it because when Democrats win back power we are going to break up these anti-democratic information conglomerates. All of them.

27.02.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 10335 πŸ” 1999 πŸ’¬ 753 πŸ“Œ 393
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27.02.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 4637 πŸ” 938 πŸ’¬ 108 πŸ“Œ 190
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Kitty Kelley was assigned a review of my Judy Blume biography, but did she read it? The best-selling biographer of Sinatra and Jackie O. filled her review of my book with invented quotations, possible hallucinations, and assorted Mad Libs

Kudos to Mark Oppenheimer for writing this corrective. Andβ€” assuming that the corrective is indeed correct –shame on Kitty Kelley for an appalling breach of truth, ethics, and professionalism.

markoppenheimer.substack.com/p/kitty-kell...

27.02.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 202 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 8
Grim Reaper with the 1920s Warner Bros logo (looking suspiciously like Michigan J Frog) knocks on the door of Oracle, while doors labeled with the previous Warner acquisitions have bloody trails leading from them

Grim Reaper with the 1920s Warner Bros logo (looking suspiciously like Michigan J Frog) knocks on the door of Oracle, while doors labeled with the previous Warner acquisitions have bloody trails leading from them

26.02.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 1082 πŸ” 303 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 37

Fix your hearts or die.

26.02.2026 06:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jim Butcher is a guilty pleasure of mine. Extremely silly, sometimes possibly mildly problematic. Absolutely a blast to read.

25.02.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0