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Pirate of the St. Lawrence. Absurdist. Dry, sarcastic, sardonic, occasionally funny. Rambling about whatever occurs to me. Usually sports & Canadiana

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I remember in a tournament a team could lose by one and advance, but not two. I. The bottom of the last inning the other team got a runner on… so they immediately issued two intentional walks, then balked in the one runπŸ˜‚

The other team was so pissed… they needed to win by two

11.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Must be angling for a job in the White House

11.03.2026 05:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Biggest ever? They played in an Olympic semi, and bronze medal game in 2004

11.03.2026 04:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is assuming a 9 inning game... if it goes to extra innings, then Italy could give up a 5th run (or up to 0.6 runs per extra inning played beyond that)

11.03.2026 04:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Obviously Mexico would have to win for this to apply. But according to my back of the napkin math:

If Mexico wins and scores 4 or fewer runs, US is out

If Mexico wins and scores 5+ runs, Italy is out

If Mexico doesn't win, Mexico is out

11.03.2026 04:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think it’s probably to nullify the effect one blowout game on the calculation… discourage running it up or sandbagging

The innings thing I figure is more to reduce the chance of ties… if you’re dealing with a bunch of mercy rules its unlikely innings will be a material factor

11.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wouldn’t say it penalizes you necessarily. It just doesn’t help you against team C if you hung a whooping on team B

11.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your runs for are the other teams runs allowed

11.03.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It effectively is. When you’re comparing one teams allowed to anothers in common games, it boils down to run differential

11.03.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my God they announced it like when John Lennon got shot during Monday Night Football

11.03.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 563 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

Inability to score is as Canadian as maple syrup

11.03.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Quoth the Ravens: Nevermind!

11.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s what kept Trudeau going so long.

Granted it doesn’t do much for the country when all major the opposition are unserious clowns, but here we are

11.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My man!

11.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You say that like it’s a bad thing?

🎢SHE CALLS ME FROM THE COLD🎢

11.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Not exactly two countries known for spicy cuisine

10.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Why does the NBA hate lemon-pepper chicken wings?!

10.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 04:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Junior whaleshit hockey?

10.03.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the nice things about growing up in Canada without cable, is that when shows fell off they tended to disappear before getting really bad

I was stunned when staying over at a friends house one Friday and seeing a new episode of Family Matters. I assumed it had been cancelled years earlier

10.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If it’s safe there, I’d think it’s safe anywhere

10.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Technically, you could swap β€œCamel pageant” for β€œ Olympic ski jumping” and the rest of the headline still works

09.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Shimmer was a banger. Actually, still is!

09.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bruce Arthur: The inside story of Canada Soccer’s financial breakthrough β€” and what it buys Soccer in Canada now has a chance to grow without unnecessary chaos or artificial constraints.

Canada Soccer's new deal with CSME - replacing the straightjacket CSB deal, which was the biggest problem in Canadian soccer for a while - is more than a revitalizing financial reality for Canada Soccer. Hopefully, it's the end of a civil war in the sport. www.thestar.com/sports/socce...

08.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4

As a one time lazy pitcher, I can emphasize with being caught out of position… but WTF are you doing cutting that off? At the very least don’t make things worse

09.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Canada’s Sports Leader

09.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0