With any luck, a coronary.
But more likely his next moves will be determined by whatever particular brain cell is next in line to get flooded with Lewy Bodies.
Could these cartoon villains in charge of the Burgerland regime be any more on the nose?
I wonder what his final, most essential command will be. π€
#regimechangeusa
This is a moral failure of parliament, although props to the 15 Liberal MPs of conscience that broke ranks to side with the NDP on bill C-233.
The days of Canada at least pretending we are an ethical example to the world are long dead.
Realpolitik over values is the new moral standard.
#cdnpoli
From Nanaimo to Prince George, nurses find a new life in B.C. after escaping 'chaos' of United States #Canada
Registration of U.S. nurses in B.C. soars amid recruitment push
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
I just broke my fingers from crossing them too hard.
eventually the rest of the world is going to come to the conclusion they have no choice but to punish the american electorate collectively for refusing to take our responsibility seriously
Too bad his warmongering isnβt also in the closet.
They had no problem bombing a housing project in Philadelphia in 1985 too, killing eleven people β including five children.
President Camacho would be proud.
Parody is truly dead when reality looks like whatever the fuck this shit is.
βUsha Vance transforms into a couch with Melania Trump's magical help to win back her husband JD's affection as he becomes Vice President.β
A true masterpiece. π§βπ³π
They had to rename Goodreads to Excellentreads because of this book.
$5.75 USD / $8 CAD vs the Moron familyβs maga oligarch bridge at $10 USD / $14 CAD.
Suck it, Matthew Moron.
At those prices, the choice is clear for Canadians.
Use neither.
Donβt go to the USA under any circumstances.
#boycottusa #cdnpoli
The head-in-the-sand majority responds this way to every encroachment by billionaire oligarchs, every oil profiteer's lies about the climate crisis, and every application of fascist kakistocracy that got us into this mess in the first place.
Collapse happens slowly until it happens all at once.
Angus: Theyβve created absolute chaos in the Middle East, and yet they take time out to insult Canada β to say that they can take us over. And then Trump again today doubles down, calling our prime minister his governor.
Hey Ya by Outkast I think qualifies too, but it was deliberately written to be that way.
This cover by Obadiah Parker really demonstrates the melancholy nature of the lyrics pretty well.
there was also a Stanford study that found that a surge in AI slop by lazy people actually created significantly more work for others who had to decipher and correct it
this "I'm being efficient" (but not really) vibes well with the American obsession with artifice and appearing productive
"...in my 37 years in the travel industry, I have never seen anything like what the Canadians have pulled off,β Amir Eylon, President and CEO of Longwoods International, told Forbes. βThis is one thatβs being felt and itβs not going away quickly.β
Hold the line. Avoid all US travel.πͺ
#boycottusa
Lilβ PP sounds less like a leader an more like the Barista in the opening scene of the first episode of Loudermilk.
Open Office Plans Turn Workers Into Unhinged Bullies #Vice
Sen. Lindsey Graham: "I'm going back to South Carolina and asking them to send their sons and daughters over to the MidEast."
Born too late to deploy to the Middle East Born too early to deploy to the Middle East Born just in time to deploy to the Middle East ΨΉΨ±Ψ§Ω
This sadistic fascist sure ainβt in the closet when it comes to being a psychotic warmonger.
MIDDLE EAST β’ RUSSIA Russia is sharing intelligence with Iran about U.S. military targets in the Mideast, marking first sign Moscow is getting involved in the war By Seung Min Kim, Aamer Madha... γ Add us on March 8, 2026, 4:45 PM ET
Trump cancels sanctions against countries buying Russian oil Kyiv β’ UNN March 9 2026, 06:56 PM β’ 13748 views The US President announced the lifting of restrictions to lower fuel prices. Trump also announced the swift end of the war against Iran in the near future. RIBu
Russia sends intelligence to Iran about US military targets, Trump eases Russian sanctions in response.
Trump is not only a sadistic fascist pedophile rapist but also a traitor and a Russian asset.
Countries across the world will have national holidays upon his death.
I canβt wait to celebrate.
Say the line, Bart!
#fasterthanexpected #collapse #wearefucked
Guess we know what that new numbers station is forβ¦
I just declined another interview for the New York TImes because screw them.
Butterfly meme: MAGA CHUDS Butterfly: $115 A BARREL OIL Anime guy: IS THIS WINNING?
AP article: Crude oil prices spike near $120 a barrel as the Iran war impedes production and shipping. Oil prices have spiked near $120 a barrel as the Iran war disrupts oil production and shipping in the Middle East By ALEX VEIGA and ELAINE KURTENBACH - AP Business Writer Mar 9, 2026 Updated 36 mins ago 1 of 5
One of the natural consequences of allowing yourself to be ruled by a regime comprised entirely of evil incompetents and insatiable fascist pedophiles.
RIP American hegemony.
RIP Pax Americana.
#iran #maga #winning
Even the oubliette is not sufficient for this warmongering fascist cabal of pedophile reprobates.
#uspoli #pedokakistocracy