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Funniest part of rereading my old stuff is watching Barto's accent just get thicker and thicker over the years

14.03.2026 19:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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🌟Artist Spotlight🌟 Just like their art, sparkling bright under the spotlight is Doodle @doodlingdoods.bsky.social !

14.03.2026 19:01 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
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where i create from

25.12.2025 01:01 👍 11679 🔁 4938 💬 54 📌 229
Screenshot from ao3 
"Rev Your Engine" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch
Rated E
M/M
Complete

Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Ideo (One Piece), Blue Gilly (One Piece), Desire (One Piece), 80’s AU, Street Racing, First Meetings, First Time Together, Car Sex, Breathplay, Choking, Blow Jobs, Semi-Public Sex, Anal Fingering, Gloves, Anal Sex, Falling In Love, Smoking, Piercings, Genital Piercing, Spit As Lube, Creampie

Summary:
Cavendish slid down from the hood of the car when he saw Bartolomeo turn, watching as he made his way back across the street.

For a moment, he stepped into the beams of the next racers’ headlights, his broad frame silhouetted in their glow. The ground rumbled, shaken by idling engines and blaring music, and Cavendish felt the thrum in his bloodstream. The air crackled with energy, with adrenaline, and tension, and anticipation, and when Bartolomeo stopped in front of him, he wondered if it was the thrill of the night making his heart race, or if it was just *him.*

Screenshot from ao3 "Rev Your Engine" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch Rated E M/M Complete Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Ideo (One Piece), Blue Gilly (One Piece), Desire (One Piece), 80’s AU, Street Racing, First Meetings, First Time Together, Car Sex, Breathplay, Choking, Blow Jobs, Semi-Public Sex, Anal Fingering, Gloves, Anal Sex, Falling In Love, Smoking, Piercings, Genital Piercing, Spit As Lube, Creampie Summary: Cavendish slid down from the hood of the car when he saw Bartolomeo turn, watching as he made his way back across the street. For a moment, he stepped into the beams of the next racers’ headlights, his broad frame silhouetted in their glow. The ground rumbled, shaken by idling engines and blaring music, and Cavendish felt the thrum in his bloodstream. The air crackled with energy, with adrenaline, and tension, and anticipation, and when Bartolomeo stopped in front of him, he wondered if it was the thrill of the night making his heart race, or if it was just *him.*

"Rev Your Engine"

80's AU, NSFW, Street racing, written as a collaborative zine passion project with my love @cinziq.bsky.social 💚

archiveofourown.org/works/58531201

(available in full with J's art at farkyj.itch.io)

30.10.2024 16:57 👍 5 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot from ao3 
"Thoroughfare" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch
Rated E
M/M
Complete

Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Silvers Rayleigh, 80’s AU, Alternate Universe - Road Trip, set in the US, Strangers to Lovers, Internalized Homophobia, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Homophobic Language, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, They're both homosexual in this (not bi and pan) which is plot relevant, Homophobia, Verbal Abuse, Developing Relationship, religious trauma, Frottage, Marking, Oral Sex, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, farming, mentioned past roger/rayleigh and rayleigh/shakky, Processing Trauma, religion-based homophobia, Found Family, Angst with a Happy Ending

Summary:
When Cavendish starts running, he doesn’t think he’s ever going to stop. Until Bartolomeo, and his beat up truck, and the realization that love might mean something after all.

Screenshot from ao3 "Thoroughfare" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch Rated E M/M Complete Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Silvers Rayleigh, 80’s AU, Alternate Universe - Road Trip, set in the US, Strangers to Lovers, Internalized Homophobia, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Homophobic Language, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, They're both homosexual in this (not bi and pan) which is plot relevant, Homophobia, Verbal Abuse, Developing Relationship, religious trauma, Frottage, Marking, Oral Sex, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, farming, mentioned past roger/rayleigh and rayleigh/shakky, Processing Trauma, religion-based homophobia, Found Family, Angst with a Happy Ending Summary: When Cavendish starts running, he doesn’t think he’s ever going to stop. Until Bartolomeo, and his beat up truck, and the realization that love might mean something after all.

"Thoroughfare"

80's AU, NSFW, road trip, falling in love, found family, queer struggles, angst with a happy ending, this one is also very special to me

archiveofourown.org/works/455746...

30.10.2024 16:51 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1
Screenshot from ao3 
"Courting for Pirates" by 2Farky2Furious (Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch)
Rated T
M/M
Complete

Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Suleiman (One Piece), Farul (One Piece), Developing Relationship, Idiots in Love, Love Letters, Gift Giving, Hijinks & Shenanigans, zine fic, pride 2023, Spot Art Included

Summary:
It started with a bouquet of roses.

Red roses.

Cavendish assumed they were from a fan, until Suleiman pointed toward the card tucked among them.

*‘Happy snackin’’*

 

[Written for the OP Pride Zine]

Screenshot from ao3 "Courting for Pirates" by 2Farky2Furious (Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch) Rated T M/M Complete Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Suleiman (One Piece), Farul (One Piece), Developing Relationship, Idiots in Love, Love Letters, Gift Giving, Hijinks & Shenanigans, zine fic, pride 2023, Spot Art Included Summary: It started with a bouquet of roses. Red roses. Cavendish assumed they were from a fan, until Suleiman pointed toward the card tucked among them. *‘Happy snackin’’* [Written for the OP Pride Zine]

"Courting for Pirates"

Canonverse, developing relationship, written for the OP Pride Zine

archiveofourown.org/works/48778207

30.10.2024 16:40 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot from ao3 
"You Are in Love (True Love)" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch
Rated M
M/M
Complete

Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Barto’s Family (briefly), 5+1 Things, Holidays, Established Relationship, Developing Relationship, Falling In Love, Love Confessions, Rated M for non-graphic sex

Summary:
Five times that Cavendish realizes he’s in love with Bartolomeo but he can’t quite say it, and the first time he does.

Screenshot from ao3 "You Are in Love (True Love)" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch Rated M M/M Complete Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Barto’s Family (briefly), 5+1 Things, Holidays, Established Relationship, Developing Relationship, Falling In Love, Love Confessions, Rated M for non-graphic sex Summary: Five times that Cavendish realizes he’s in love with Bartolomeo but he can’t quite say it, and the first time he does.

"You Are in Love (True Love)"

Modern AU, light NSFW, 5+1 fic, falling in love

archiveofourown.org/works/43570683

30.10.2024 02:32 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot from ao3 
"Loud and Clear" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch
Rated E
M/M
Complete

Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Light One Piece Film Red spoilers, just a heads up, Barto’s barrier, Inappropriate Use of Akuma no Mi | Devil Fruit Powers, Semi-Public Sex, Exhibitionism, Loud Sex, But also, Quiet Sex, Breaking Things, Rimming, Anal Sex, Rough Sex, Love Confessions, Established Relationship

Summary:
When Barto saw Cavendish’s expression change, his voice lowered and his slight pout slanted into a smirk.

“‘Sides,” he added, “Thought it might…come in handy, sometimes, since ya can’t keep your mouth shut.”

Cavendish bristled immediately.

“Oh, so you’re intending to shut it for me, then?”

“Mmhmm.”

The deep rumble of Bartolomeo’s answering hum made heat rise to Cavendish’s cheeks and he realized belatedly what Barto was implying just a split second before he continued.

“Now I can fuck y’anywhere I want, as hard as I want, and I’ll be the only one who can hear ya screamin’.”

Screenshot from ao3 "Loud and Clear" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch Rated E M/M Complete Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Light One Piece Film Red spoilers, just a heads up, Barto’s barrier, Inappropriate Use of Akuma no Mi | Devil Fruit Powers, Semi-Public Sex, Exhibitionism, Loud Sex, But also, Quiet Sex, Breaking Things, Rimming, Anal Sex, Rough Sex, Love Confessions, Established Relationship Summary: When Barto saw Cavendish’s expression change, his voice lowered and his slight pout slanted into a smirk. “‘Sides,” he added, “Thought it might…come in handy, sometimes, since ya can’t keep your mouth shut.” Cavendish bristled immediately. “Oh, so you’re intending to shut it for me, then?” “Mmhmm.” The deep rumble of Bartolomeo’s answering hum made heat rise to Cavendish’s cheeks and he realized belatedly what Barto was implying just a split second before he continued. “Now I can fuck y’anywhere I want, as hard as I want, and I’ll be the only one who can hear ya screamin’.”

"Loud and Clear"

Canonverse, NSFW, using Barto's soundproof barriers from Film Red as a "plot" device

archiveofourown.org/works/42990477

29.10.2024 12:59 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot from ao3
"Lord of My Love" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch
Rated E
M/M
Complete

Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Cavendish’s parents, Fukaboshi (One Piece), Stelly (One Piece), Violet (One Piece), Alternate Universe - Medieval, Prince Cavendish, Knight Bartolomeo, Childhood Friends, Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining, Arranged Marriage, Bets & Wagers, Sabotage, Scheming, Courting Rituals, Idiots in Love, Drinking, Tournaments, Masturbation, pillow humping, slight voyeurism/exhibitionism, in an “I can’t tell you that I love you but I still want you to know I jerk off about you” kinda way, Ballroom Dancing, Festivals, Sensual bathtub scene, Hand Jobs, Arguing, Marriage Proposal, Wedding Planning, Weddings, Wedding Night, Sexual Inexperience, First Time, Rimming, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Switching, Vers Bartolomeo, Vers Cavendish, Biting, light blood, Two people being absolutely abhorrently in love

Summary:
Prince Cavendish of the Bourgeois Kingdom has, despite the frequent rotation of eligible partners through the castle, been rather unlucky in love.

His sworn knight, Bartolomeo, has been unfailingly at his side since their youth and has, over the many long years, fallen rather unluckily in love.

So, when the arrival of a new set of foreign royals is announced, they decide to make a wager.

Screenshot from ao3 "Lord of My Love" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch Rated E M/M Complete Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Cavendish’s parents, Fukaboshi (One Piece), Stelly (One Piece), Violet (One Piece), Alternate Universe - Medieval, Prince Cavendish, Knight Bartolomeo, Childhood Friends, Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining, Arranged Marriage, Bets & Wagers, Sabotage, Scheming, Courting Rituals, Idiots in Love, Drinking, Tournaments, Masturbation, pillow humping, slight voyeurism/exhibitionism, in an “I can’t tell you that I love you but I still want you to know I jerk off about you” kinda way, Ballroom Dancing, Festivals, Sensual bathtub scene, Hand Jobs, Arguing, Marriage Proposal, Wedding Planning, Weddings, Wedding Night, Sexual Inexperience, First Time, Rimming, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Switching, Vers Bartolomeo, Vers Cavendish, Biting, light blood, Two people being absolutely abhorrently in love Summary: Prince Cavendish of the Bourgeois Kingdom has, despite the frequent rotation of eligible partners through the castle, been rather unlucky in love. His sworn knight, Bartolomeo, has been unfailingly at his side since their youth and has, over the many long years, fallen rather unluckily in love. So, when the arrival of a new set of foreign royals is announced, they decide to make a wager.

"Lord of My Love"

Medieval AU, NSFW, Prince Cavendish, Knight Barto, 35k+

archiveofourown.org/works/371143...

29.10.2024 12:55 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot from ao3 
"The Mortifying Ordeal of Being [Pissed On]" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch
Rated E
M/M
Complete

Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Drunk Sex, Mildly Dubious Consent, (tagged cause they’re both drunk but it’s me so there’s explicit consent), Watersports, Piss kink, Pissing on someone, Safe and sane but not particularly sanitary, Wet & Messy, Clothed Sex, Masturbation, Coming Untouched, Oral Sex, Kissing, Developing Relationship, Falling in love via the inherent intimacy of asking someone to piss on you

Summary:
Bartolomeo watches in confused silence as Cavendish starts shoving at a barrel, finally managing to get it wedged beneath the knob on the door as a makeshift but effective lock.

For a second, Barto wonders if he’s about to get killed. Sure, they’ve spent most of their time together arguing, but they’re both part of something bigger than any rivalry now, and there’s a part of him that hasn’t been able to shake a strange feeling about the way he sometimes catches Cavendish looking at him.

Without a word, Cavendish drops to his knees at Bartolomeo’s feet, primly removes his hat, and then opens his mouth to speak.

“I want you to piss on me.”

Screenshot from ao3 "The Mortifying Ordeal of Being [Pissed On]" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch Rated E M/M Complete Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Drunk Sex, Mildly Dubious Consent, (tagged cause they’re both drunk but it’s me so there’s explicit consent), Watersports, Piss kink, Pissing on someone, Safe and sane but not particularly sanitary, Wet & Messy, Clothed Sex, Masturbation, Coming Untouched, Oral Sex, Kissing, Developing Relationship, Falling in love via the inherent intimacy of asking someone to piss on you Summary: Bartolomeo watches in confused silence as Cavendish starts shoving at a barrel, finally managing to get it wedged beneath the knob on the door as a makeshift but effective lock. For a second, Barto wonders if he’s about to get killed. Sure, they’ve spent most of their time together arguing, but they’re both part of something bigger than any rivalry now, and there’s a part of him that hasn’t been able to shake a strange feeling about the way he sometimes catches Cavendish looking at him. Without a word, Cavendish drops to his knees at Bartolomeo’s feet, primly removes his hat, and then opens his mouth to speak. “I want you to piss on me.”

"The Mortifying Ordeal of Being [Pissed On]"

Canonverse, NSFW, Watersports, tbh a lot of intimacy and feelings realization for a piss fic

archiveofourown.org/works/41388957

29.10.2024 12:18 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot from ao3 
"Yours for the Taking" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch
Rated E
M/M
Complete

Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Consensual Somnophilia, Established Relationship, Anal Sex, Possessive Sex, Creampie, Top Cavendish, Bottom Bartolomeo

Summary:
Maybe it was Cavendish’s careless words of praise that had woken Bartolomeo, or the weight of his body, or the stretch of his cock. It didn’t matter much. No matter the reason, all that Cavendish could think about was the thrill of being discovered. For now, Bartolomeo had been subdued again, but the thought of Barto realizing that Cavendish was using his sleeping body for his own satisfaction sent a rush of heat through him that pulled him dangerously close to the edge.

Screenshot from ao3 "Yours for the Taking" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch Rated E M/M Complete Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Consensual Somnophilia, Established Relationship, Anal Sex, Possessive Sex, Creampie, Top Cavendish, Bottom Bartolomeo Summary: Maybe it was Cavendish’s careless words of praise that had woken Bartolomeo, or the weight of his body, or the stretch of his cock. It didn’t matter much. No matter the reason, all that Cavendish could think about was the thrill of being discovered. For now, Bartolomeo had been subdued again, but the thought of Barto realizing that Cavendish was using his sleeping body for his own satisfaction sent a rush of heat through him that pulled him dangerously close to the edge.

"Yours for the Taking"

Canonverse, NSFW, consensual somnophilia

archiveofourown.org/works/40685682

29.10.2024 12:11 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot from ao3 
"Say "Please!"" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch
Rated E
M/M
Complete

Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Camboy Cavendish, Sex Work, Voyeurism, Sex Toys, Dirty Talk, Light Dom/sub, Anal Play, Oral Sex, Facials, Established Relationship, Pet Names

Summary:
“Baby—” Cavendish tries to turn, letting out a whine when Bartolomeo puts a firm hand against his shoulder. “Baby, I want to taste you. I want you to fuck my mouth. I want to swallow your cum, baby, you taste so good—”

“That’s not it…” Barto drawls, ignoring Cavendish’s pleading expression. “Jus’ be a good boy and say it for us. They want to hear it too.”

He catches Cavendish’s chin in his hand, turning his head until he’s looking directly into the camera, and at Bartolomeo’s reflection in the lens.

“Please, baby,” he begs, speaking into thousands of ears around the world. “Please let me suck your cock.”

Screenshot from ao3 "Say "Please!"" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch Rated E M/M Complete Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Camboy Cavendish, Sex Work, Voyeurism, Sex Toys, Dirty Talk, Light Dom/sub, Anal Play, Oral Sex, Facials, Established Relationship, Pet Names Summary: “Baby—” Cavendish tries to turn, letting out a whine when Bartolomeo puts a firm hand against his shoulder. “Baby, I want to taste you. I want you to fuck my mouth. I want to swallow your cum, baby, you taste so good—” “That’s not it…” Barto drawls, ignoring Cavendish’s pleading expression. “Jus’ be a good boy and say it for us. They want to hear it too.” He catches Cavendish’s chin in his hand, turning his head until he’s looking directly into the camera, and at Bartolomeo’s reflection in the lens. “Please, baby,” he begs, speaking into thousands of ears around the world. “Please let me suck your cock.”

"Say "Please!""

Sequel to "Lights, Camera...Action," NSFW, cam work

archiveofourown.org/works/38344189

28.10.2024 13:36 👍 0 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot from ao3 
"One More Year in the Rest of Our Lives" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch
Rated E
M/M
Complete

Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), A few other brief cameos from other people, This is an AU of one of my other existing AUs, Part of the Farky TET-verse, what if, School Reunion, Semi-Public Sex, Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, Developing Relationship, mentions of recreational drug use

Summary:
When the door to the roof opened behind him, Bartolomeo didn’t hear it. He didn’t hear the few hesitant footsteps, or the soft, incredulous laugh.

It wasn’t until a pair of neatly polished dress shoes appeared in his periphery that he realized he had company, and he looked up with his heart in his throat as Cavendish met his gaze.

“I should’ve figured I would find you up here.”

Screenshot from ao3 "One More Year in the Rest of Our Lives" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch Rated E M/M Complete Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), A few other brief cameos from other people, This is an AU of one of my other existing AUs, Part of the Farky TET-verse, what if, School Reunion, Semi-Public Sex, Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, Developing Relationship, mentions of recreational drug use Summary: When the door to the roof opened behind him, Bartolomeo didn’t hear it. He didn’t hear the few hesitant footsteps, or the soft, incredulous laugh. It wasn’t until a pair of neatly polished dress shoes appeared in his periphery that he realized he had company, and he looked up with his heart in his throat as Cavendish met his gaze. “I should’ve figured I would find you up here.”

"One More Year in the Rest of Our Lives"

A what-if AU in the universe of "The Easiest Thing," NSFW

archiveofourown.org/works/36780721

28.10.2024 13:05 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot from ao3 
"sweet dream, saccharine" by 2Farky2Furious (Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch) 
Rated E
M/M
Complete

Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Bellamy (One Piece), Alternate Universe - Sugar Daddy, sugar daddy Cavendish, sugar baby Bartolomeo, Frat Boy Barto, Bottom Bartolomeo, Top Cavendish, Age Difference, Daddy Kink, Sex Toys, Butt Plugs, Sexting, Sex Toys Under Clothing, Vibrators, light exhibitionism, Phone Sex, Masturbation, brat taming, Lingerie, Oral Sex, Tattoos, Possessive Behavior, Humiliation, Degradation, Name Calling, Face Slapping, Begging, Anal Sex, Punishment, Multiple Orgasms, Overstimulation, Crying, Breeding Kink, an actually gratuitous amount of feelings

Summary:
“Sweet baby boy.” Cavendish’s voice was soft, almost as if Bartolomeo wasn’t meant to hear it. “You’re always good enough. Sometimes, you just…” His eyes moved over the red of his cheek. “Need to be reminded.”

Bartolomeo’s breath stuttered over the pad of Cavendish’s thumb. Their eyes met again and Cavendish lifted an eyebrow.

“Have you learned your lesson?”

When Barto nodded, Cavendish bent down to kiss him.

“Tell me what you want then. One more time. Daddy wants to hear it.”

“Want you,” Bartolomeo murmured as Cavendish pressed another kiss to the corner of his mouth. “Want you to fuck me, daddy. Please.”

Cavendish pushed him flat onto the bed.

“Good boy.”

Screenshot from ao3 "sweet dream, saccharine" by 2Farky2Furious (Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch) Rated E M/M Complete Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Bellamy (One Piece), Alternate Universe - Sugar Daddy, sugar daddy Cavendish, sugar baby Bartolomeo, Frat Boy Barto, Bottom Bartolomeo, Top Cavendish, Age Difference, Daddy Kink, Sex Toys, Butt Plugs, Sexting, Sex Toys Under Clothing, Vibrators, light exhibitionism, Phone Sex, Masturbation, brat taming, Lingerie, Oral Sex, Tattoos, Possessive Behavior, Humiliation, Degradation, Name Calling, Face Slapping, Begging, Anal Sex, Punishment, Multiple Orgasms, Overstimulation, Crying, Breeding Kink, an actually gratuitous amount of feelings Summary: “Sweet baby boy.” Cavendish’s voice was soft, almost as if Bartolomeo wasn’t meant to hear it. “You’re always good enough. Sometimes, you just…” His eyes moved over the red of his cheek. “Need to be reminded.” Bartolomeo’s breath stuttered over the pad of Cavendish’s thumb. Their eyes met again and Cavendish lifted an eyebrow. “Have you learned your lesson?” When Barto nodded, Cavendish bent down to kiss him. “Tell me what you want then. One more time. Daddy wants to hear it.” “Want you,” Bartolomeo murmured as Cavendish pressed another kiss to the corner of his mouth. “Want you to fuck me, daddy. Please.” Cavendish pushed him flat onto the bed. “Good boy.”

"sweet dream, saccharine"

Sequel to "sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet," NSFW, commissioned fic

archiveofourown.org/works/36574648

28.10.2024 13:01 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot from ao3
"Baby, Darlin', Sweetheart" by 2Farky2Furious (Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch)
Rated E
Complete

Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Genderfluid Cavendish, First Dates, Falling In Love, Established Relationship, Fingering, Oral Sex, Explicit Sexual Content, Praise Kink

Summary:
Bartolomeo called him baby, called her sweetheart, called them darlin’ in his endearing drawl, and they all fit, so often and so comfortably that it was overwhelming. But he’d also just use Cav, for the times that none of the others felt quite right, and he’d murmur “beautiful” reverently into the hollow behind Cavendish’s ear, and he meant that every second that they were together.

Screenshot from ao3 "Baby, Darlin', Sweetheart" by 2Farky2Furious (Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch) Rated E Complete Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Genderfluid Cavendish, First Dates, Falling In Love, Established Relationship, Fingering, Oral Sex, Explicit Sexual Content, Praise Kink Summary: Bartolomeo called him baby, called her sweetheart, called them darlin’ in his endearing drawl, and they all fit, so often and so comfortably that it was overwhelming. But he’d also just use Cav, for the times that none of the others felt quite right, and he’d murmur “beautiful” reverently into the hollow behind Cavendish’s ear, and he meant that every second that they were together.

"Baby, Darlin', Sweetheart"

Modern AU, NSFW, Genderfluid Cavendish, queer love, commissioned fic

archiveofourown.org/works/35505319

28.10.2024 12:06 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot from ao3 
"Bloodletting" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch
Rated E
M/M
Complete

Tags: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), hakuba, Suleiman (One Piece), Alternate Universe - Vampire, Blood and Gore, Horror, Halloween, Suicidal Thoughts, Murder, Necrophilia, Explicit Consent, Vampire Bartolomeo, Vampire Hunter Hakuba, Vampire Fucker Cavendish, Anal Sex, Blood As Lube, Top Bartolomeo, Bottom Cavendish, Biting, Vampire Turning, Vampire Sex, Cock & Ball Torture, A Big Combo of Assorted Vampire Lore Plus My Own Headcanons, elements of noncon

Summary:
Cavendish was born the son of a nobleman, but he'd been raised the son of a hunter. And he had never forgotten his first lesson.

*“They're cursed. Damned. Forced to feed on the blood of living men to sustain themselves. They can't eat, can't drink, can't sleep. It's a horror of an existence, Cavendish, and what we do is a mercy.”*

Even as a child, he had envied them.

*“They can’t eat, can’t drink, can’t sleep.”*

He’d never known a life alone in his body.

*“…can’t sleep.”*

Screenshot from ao3 "Bloodletting" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch Rated E M/M Complete Tags: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), hakuba, Suleiman (One Piece), Alternate Universe - Vampire, Blood and Gore, Horror, Halloween, Suicidal Thoughts, Murder, Necrophilia, Explicit Consent, Vampire Bartolomeo, Vampire Hunter Hakuba, Vampire Fucker Cavendish, Anal Sex, Blood As Lube, Top Bartolomeo, Bottom Cavendish, Biting, Vampire Turning, Vampire Sex, Cock & Ball Torture, A Big Combo of Assorted Vampire Lore Plus My Own Headcanons, elements of noncon Summary: Cavendish was born the son of a nobleman, but he'd been raised the son of a hunter. And he had never forgotten his first lesson. *“They're cursed. Damned. Forced to feed on the blood of living men to sustain themselves. They can't eat, can't drink, can't sleep. It's a horror of an existence, Cavendish, and what we do is a mercy.”* Even as a child, he had envied them. *“They can’t eat, can’t drink, can’t sleep.”* He’d never known a life alone in his body. *“…can’t sleep.”*

"Bloodletting"

Vampire AU, NSFW, vampire Barto, vampire hunter Hakuba

archiveofourown.org/works/34791091

28.10.2024 01:52 👍 2 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot from ao3 
"Pleasure in Restraint" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch
Rated E
M/M
Complete

Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Cock Cages, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Anal Sex, Crying, Coming Untouched, Top Cav, Bottom Barto, Cock Piercing

Summary:
“You want to what?”

Cavendish ran a teasing finger along the rings of Bartolomeo’s cage, making sure to go slowly enough that the pad of his finger dipped between each one, earning a little gasp at each moment of skin-to-skin contact. When he reached the tip he was pleased to see that there was no gap anymore and without room to hook in a finger he just trailed a nail over each wet, shiny ball of Bartolomeo’s magic cross, glimmering enticingly within their cage of metal.

“Want to come?”

Screenshot from ao3 "Pleasure in Restraint" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch Rated E M/M Complete Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Cock Cages, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Anal Sex, Crying, Coming Untouched, Top Cav, Bottom Barto, Cock Piercing Summary: “You want to what?” Cavendish ran a teasing finger along the rings of Bartolomeo’s cage, making sure to go slowly enough that the pad of his finger dipped between each one, earning a little gasp at each moment of skin-to-skin contact. When he reached the tip he was pleased to see that there was no gap anymore and without room to hook in a finger he just trailed a nail over each wet, shiny ball of Bartolomeo’s magic cross, glimmering enticingly within their cage of metal. “Want to come?”

"Pleasure in Restraint"

NSFW, orgasm denial

archiveofourown.org/works/33736756

27.10.2024 23:50 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot from ao3 
"Birthday Cake" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch
Rated E
M/M
Complete

Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Minor or Background Relationship(s), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Alternate Universe - Stripper/Exotic Dancer, bartender Bartolomeo, but also stripper Barto, the titular cake is Barto's ass, Stripping, Pole Dancing, Lapdance, boot licking, Porn with minimal Plot, But also, Porn with Feelings, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Riding, Italian dirty talk, Unprotected Sex, Multiple Orgasms, Happy birthday Cavendish!, Background Gilly/Ideo, and Baby 5/Sai

Summary:
Cavendish lets his friends drag him out to a strip club for his birthday, but isn't expecting much out of the experience. Not, at least, until he meets the big, flirty, multi-talented bartender of his wildest dreams, and then watches him take the stage.

Screenshot from ao3 "Birthday Cake" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch Rated E M/M Complete Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Minor or Background Relationship(s), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Alternate Universe - Stripper/Exotic Dancer, bartender Bartolomeo, but also stripper Barto, the titular cake is Barto's ass, Stripping, Pole Dancing, Lapdance, boot licking, Porn with minimal Plot, But also, Porn with Feelings, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Riding, Italian dirty talk, Unprotected Sex, Multiple Orgasms, Happy birthday Cavendish!, Background Gilly/Ideo, and Baby 5/Sai Summary: Cavendish lets his friends drag him out to a strip club for his birthday, but isn't expecting much out of the experience. Not, at least, until he meets the big, flirty, multi-talented bartender of his wildest dreams, and then watches him take the stage.

"Birthday Cake"

Stripper AU, NSFW, birthday fic, "The Italian Stallion"

archiveofourown.org/works/33397480

27.10.2024 23:34 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot from ao3 
"Leave a Mark" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch
Rated E
M/M
Complete

Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Anal Sex, Rough Sex, but it's pretty soft tbh, canonverse, Rimming, Bottom Bartolomeo, Top Cavendish, Spit As Lube, PWP

Summary:
“This is what you asked for.”

Cavendish's free hand curled over Bartolomeo’s shoulder to steady himself as he leaned forward, teeth sinking in just beneath the curve of Barto’s shoulder blade. They left a dark, visible mark when he pulled back to lick up the salty sheen of sweat and soothe the burn and it sent a possessive ache straight to Cavendish’s chest.

“You wanted to feel it when I’m gone. So I’ll make damn sure you can’t think about anyone but me. I’m going to fuck you so hard you won’t be able to get out of bed tomorrow. Won’t be able to do anything except lay in your filthy sheets, sore and aching, and think about who ruined you.”

Screenshot from ao3 "Leave a Mark" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch Rated E M/M Complete Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Anal Sex, Rough Sex, but it's pretty soft tbh, canonverse, Rimming, Bottom Bartolomeo, Top Cavendish, Spit As Lube, PWP Summary: “This is what you asked for.” Cavendish's free hand curled over Bartolomeo’s shoulder to steady himself as he leaned forward, teeth sinking in just beneath the curve of Barto’s shoulder blade. They left a dark, visible mark when he pulled back to lick up the salty sheen of sweat and soothe the burn and it sent a possessive ache straight to Cavendish’s chest. “You wanted to feel it when I’m gone. So I’ll make damn sure you can’t think about anyone but me. I’m going to fuck you so hard you won’t be able to get out of bed tomorrow. Won’t be able to do anything except lay in your filthy sheets, sore and aching, and think about who ruined you.”

"Leave a Mark"

Canonverse, NSFW, bruising, biting, rough sex

archiveofourown.org/works/33467704

27.10.2024 23:30 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot from ao3 
"Fall to Your Knees" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch
Rated E
M/M
Complete

Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Fluff and Smut, Domestic, Established Relationship, Oral Sex, Fingering, Body Worship, Trans Barto, Inspired by Art, art linked in notes, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting

Summary:
It didn’t seem fair that Bartolomeo could be taken apart so easily when Cavendish looked perfectly calm and collected on his knees before him, albeit with dark eyes and lips parted not only to breathe but to praise and to worship.

Screenshot from ao3 "Fall to Your Knees" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch Rated E M/M Complete Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Fluff and Smut, Domestic, Established Relationship, Oral Sex, Fingering, Body Worship, Trans Barto, Inspired by Art, art linked in notes, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Summary: It didn’t seem fair that Bartolomeo could be taken apart so easily when Cavendish looked perfectly calm and collected on his knees before him, albeit with dark eyes and lips parted not only to breathe but to praise and to worship.

"Fall to Your Knees"

Modern AU, NSFW, trans Barto

archiveofourown.org/works/33372931

27.10.2024 23:27 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot from ao3 
"Take My Breath" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch
Rated E
M/M
Complete

Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Alternate Universe - College/University, Mildly Dubious Consent, sex while high, Recreational Drug Use, Shotgunning, Oral Sex, First Time Blow Jobs (receiving), Hand Jobs, Sexual Inexperience, art linked in notes, Tagged dubcon for drug use but there is full and enthusiastic consent in here

Summary: 
Cavendish watches as Bartolomeo lifts the joint back to his lips. He breathes in slowly, deeply, without ever taking his eyes off of Cavendish, and when he leans in, Cavendish’s head tilts in anticipation. The soft brush of Barto’s thumb over his bottom lip reminds him to open his mouth and Bartolomeo’s there the moment that his lips begin to part, invading his space and every one of his senses as their mouths seal together and Bartolomeo lets the smoke flow out.

Screenshot from ao3 "Take My Breath" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch Rated E M/M Complete Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Alternate Universe - College/University, Mildly Dubious Consent, sex while high, Recreational Drug Use, Shotgunning, Oral Sex, First Time Blow Jobs (receiving), Hand Jobs, Sexual Inexperience, art linked in notes, Tagged dubcon for drug use but there is full and enthusiastic consent in here Summary: Cavendish watches as Bartolomeo lifts the joint back to his lips. He breathes in slowly, deeply, without ever taking his eyes off of Cavendish, and when he leans in, Cavendish’s head tilts in anticipation. The soft brush of Barto’s thumb over his bottom lip reminds him to open his mouth and Bartolomeo’s there the moment that his lips begin to part, invading his space and every one of his senses as their mouths seal together and Bartolomeo lets the smoke flow out.

"Take My Breath"

College AU, NSFW, shotgunning, recreational marijuana use, high sex

archiveofourown.org/works/33104245

27.10.2024 23:23 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot from ao3 
"sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch
Rated E
M/M
Complete

Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Alternate Universe - Sugar Daddy, sugar daddy Cavendish, sugar baby Bartolomeo, Age Difference, Foot Jobs, public fondling, Lingerie, Humiliation, Praise Kink, Light Virginity Kink, Heavy Daddy Kink, Feminization, purposeful disobedience, and the resulting punishment, Crying, Consensual Slut Shaming, if you want any of the tags before this point to be about Cavendish then you're in the wrong place, Dacryphilia, Face Slapping, spitting, Dirty Talk, some elements of pain play, Cock Rings, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Oral Sex, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Bottom Cavendish, Top Bartolomeo

Summary:
“Being so good for me tonight, aren’t you, baby boy?”

Cavendish’s fingers carded back through Bartolomeo’s hair and Barto rumbled low in his throat, a sound so close to a purr that Cavendish could picture him winding between his ankles in a bid for attention and approval. But there was something in Barto’s gaze when he asked the question, something secret and sly, and Cavendish hesitated when he noticed it.

“Aren’t you?”

Screenshot from ao3 "sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch Rated E M/M Complete Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Alternate Universe - Sugar Daddy, sugar daddy Cavendish, sugar baby Bartolomeo, Age Difference, Foot Jobs, public fondling, Lingerie, Humiliation, Praise Kink, Light Virginity Kink, Heavy Daddy Kink, Feminization, purposeful disobedience, and the resulting punishment, Crying, Consensual Slut Shaming, if you want any of the tags before this point to be about Cavendish then you're in the wrong place, Dacryphilia, Face Slapping, spitting, Dirty Talk, some elements of pain play, Cock Rings, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Oral Sex, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Bottom Cavendish, Top Bartolomeo Summary: “Being so good for me tonight, aren’t you, baby boy?” Cavendish’s fingers carded back through Bartolomeo’s hair and Barto rumbled low in his throat, a sound so close to a purr that Cavendish could picture him winding between his ankles in a bid for attention and approval. But there was something in Barto’s gaze when he asked the question, something secret and sly, and Cavendish hesitated when he noticed it. “Aren’t you?”

"sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet"

Sugar daddy AU, NSFW, sugar baby Barto, frat boy Barto

archiveofourown.org/works/32803813

27.10.2024 23:17 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot from ao3 
"Lights, Camera...Action" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch
Rated E
M/M
Complete

Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Camboy Cavendish, Voyeurism, sorta?, Oral Sex, Dirty Talk, Pet Names, Anal Sex, Creampie, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Sex Toys, Sex Work, Established Relationship, Anal Gaping, Come Sharing

Summary:
“Chat wants you to join me,” Cavendish teases, long lashes fluttering. “They think you sound sexy, baby.”

This isn’t the first time that Cavendish’s fans have tried to urge the camboy’s mysterious and elusive boyfriend to the other side of the camera, but it is the first time that Bartolomeo’s considering it. He had a long day at work, and he’s been getting hard since he was met with a locked front door, and Cavendish looks good right now, naked and flushed and taking their biggest dildo.

“How much?”

Screenshot from ao3 "Lights, Camera...Action" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch Rated E M/M Complete Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Camboy Cavendish, Voyeurism, sorta?, Oral Sex, Dirty Talk, Pet Names, Anal Sex, Creampie, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Sex Toys, Sex Work, Established Relationship, Anal Gaping, Come Sharing Summary: “Chat wants you to join me,” Cavendish teases, long lashes fluttering. “They think you sound sexy, baby.” This isn’t the first time that Cavendish’s fans have tried to urge the camboy’s mysterious and elusive boyfriend to the other side of the camera, but it is the first time that Bartolomeo’s considering it. He had a long day at work, and he’s been getting hard since he was met with a locked front door, and Cavendish looks good right now, naked and flushed and taking their biggest dildo. “How much?”

"Lights, Camera...Action"

Camboy AU, NSFW, sex work

archiveofourown.org/works/32317609

27.10.2024 23:05 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot from ao3 
"Kiss from a Rose" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch
Rated E
M/M
Complete

Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Minor or Background Relationship(s), Alternate Universe - Flower Shop & Tattoo Parlor, did I ACTUALLY fall into this old trope?, You bet your ass I did, Florist Cavendish, Piercer Bartolomeo, Neighbors, Denial of Feelings, Language of Flowers, Developing Friendships, Slow Burn, Piercings, quite a few of them, Barto's canon ones plus, Tongue Piercings, Cock Piercing, but plural, Mutual Masturbation, Sort Of, Accidental Voyeurism, but auditory not visual, also the actual process of piercing happens in this, Navel piercing, the Straw Hats and co. are terrible matchmakers, but they're really giving it their all anyway, Roller Derby, Past Relationship(s), Miscommunication, Mutual Pining, Feelings Realization, Love Confessions, Tarot, Oral Sex, First Time Together, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Unprotected Sex, switch Bartolomeo, switch Cavendish, Laughter During Sex, Multiple Orgasms, First Dates, Background Hawkins/Apoo, Kaya/Usopp, Nojiko/Reiju, Luffy/Law, Franky/Robin, zoro/sanji, and Nami/Vivi/Kohza

Summary:
Cavendish is a new arrival on Loguetown's main street, but what he was hoping would be a fresh start becomes a lot more complicated when he meets the man who lives and works next door.

Screenshot from ao3 "Kiss from a Rose" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch Rated E M/M Complete Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Minor or Background Relationship(s), Alternate Universe - Flower Shop & Tattoo Parlor, did I ACTUALLY fall into this old trope?, You bet your ass I did, Florist Cavendish, Piercer Bartolomeo, Neighbors, Denial of Feelings, Language of Flowers, Developing Friendships, Slow Burn, Piercings, quite a few of them, Barto's canon ones plus, Tongue Piercings, Cock Piercing, but plural, Mutual Masturbation, Sort Of, Accidental Voyeurism, but auditory not visual, also the actual process of piercing happens in this, Navel piercing, the Straw Hats and co. are terrible matchmakers, but they're really giving it their all anyway, Roller Derby, Past Relationship(s), Miscommunication, Mutual Pining, Feelings Realization, Love Confessions, Tarot, Oral Sex, First Time Together, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Unprotected Sex, switch Bartolomeo, switch Cavendish, Laughter During Sex, Multiple Orgasms, First Dates, Background Hawkins/Apoo, Kaya/Usopp, Nojiko/Reiju, Luffy/Law, Franky/Robin, zoro/sanji, and Nami/Vivi/Kohza Summary: Cavendish is a new arrival on Loguetown's main street, but what he was hoping would be a fresh start becomes a lot more complicated when he meets the man who lives and works next door.

"Kiss from a Rose"

Florist/Tattoo Shop AU, queer community, NSFW, 30k+

archiveofourown.org/works/300815...

26.10.2024 19:51 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
"Bad Obsession" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch
Fandom: One Piece
E
No Archive Warnings Apply
M/M
Complete

Tags:
Bartolomeo/Cavendish, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Pop Stars, Rivals With Benefits, Rivals to Lovers, Concerts, Semi-Public Sex, Oral Sex, Rimming, Hand Jobs, Exhibitionism, Narcissism, Biting, Quickie, Dressing Room Sex, Opposites Attract

Summary:
During the next brief instrumental lull, Cavendish looks out across the crowd, absently wondering if anyone will catch his eye. He’s scanning the first few rows because that’s all he can make out with the lights in his eyes, and then—

There’s an almost imperceptible skip in Cavendish’s flawless, long-since-memorized choreography.

What the fuck is he doing here?

If he didn’t know better, Cavendish would think that he was seeing things. Or maybe that it’s just a trick of the light.

But no, it's neither of those, because this man is—among many other things—absolutely unmistakable.

Bartolomeo, lead singer of the Cannibals, is in the pit at Cavendish's show.

"Bad Obsession" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch Fandom: One Piece E No Archive Warnings Apply M/M Complete Tags: Bartolomeo/Cavendish, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Pop Stars, Rivals With Benefits, Rivals to Lovers, Concerts, Semi-Public Sex, Oral Sex, Rimming, Hand Jobs, Exhibitionism, Narcissism, Biting, Quickie, Dressing Room Sex, Opposites Attract Summary: During the next brief instrumental lull, Cavendish looks out across the crowd, absently wondering if anyone will catch his eye. He’s scanning the first few rows because that’s all he can make out with the lights in his eyes, and then— There’s an almost imperceptible skip in Cavendish’s flawless, long-since-memorized choreography. What the fuck is he doing here? If he didn’t know better, Cavendish would think that he was seeing things. Or maybe that it’s just a trick of the light. But no, it's neither of those, because this man is—among many other things—absolutely unmistakable. Bartolomeo, lead singer of the Cannibals, is in the pit at Cavendish's show.

And without further ado, here's the nsfw bartocav fic that @cinziq.bsky.social and I worked on together for @cavendishzine.bsky.social! 💚🌹 Back to our roots!

03.02.2026 14:22 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1
Screenshot from ao3 
"The Easiest Thing" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch
Rated E 
M/M
Complete

Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Gambia (One Piece), Suleiman (One Piece), Bellamy (One Piece), Modern AU, model Cavendish, pro wrestler Bartolomeo, pansexual Cavendish, bisexual Bartolomeo, Mutual Pining, they went to high school together, Rivals to Friends to Lovers, Anxiety, some description of panic attack symptoms, Miscommunication, Masturbation, Top Bartolomeo, Bottom Cavendish, but implied switching, Lingerie, Body Worship, Rimming, Anal Fingering, Choking, but not as a power thing, Anal Sex, Unprotected Sex, but also discussion about sexual history, Mirror Sex, Praise Kink, brief minor recreational drug use, Photo Shoots, Semi-Public Sex, Frottage, Oral Sex, just two boys having a lot of feelings

Summary:
Cavendish reluctantly gets into an Uber, only to be reunited with his old high school classmate and rival, Bartolomeo, and as unlikely as that is, what's even less expected is just how easily everything else falls into place.

Screenshot from ao3 "The Easiest Thing" by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch Rated E M/M Complete Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Cavendish (One Piece), Gambia (One Piece), Suleiman (One Piece), Bellamy (One Piece), Modern AU, model Cavendish, pro wrestler Bartolomeo, pansexual Cavendish, bisexual Bartolomeo, Mutual Pining, they went to high school together, Rivals to Friends to Lovers, Anxiety, some description of panic attack symptoms, Miscommunication, Masturbation, Top Bartolomeo, Bottom Cavendish, but implied switching, Lingerie, Body Worship, Rimming, Anal Fingering, Choking, but not as a power thing, Anal Sex, Unprotected Sex, but also discussion about sexual history, Mirror Sex, Praise Kink, brief minor recreational drug use, Photo Shoots, Semi-Public Sex, Frottage, Oral Sex, just two boys having a lot of feelings Summary: Cavendish reluctantly gets into an Uber, only to be reunited with his old high school classmate and rival, Bartolomeo, and as unlikely as that is, what's even less expected is just how easily everything else falls into place.

"The Easiest Thing"

Modern AU, Pro Wrestler/Model AU, my baby, my most precious first bartocav fic, 50k+, NSFW

archiveofourown.org/works/289833...

26.10.2024 03:35 👍 2 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
Post image

Frodo & Sam ⭐️ by me

13.11.2025 15:16 👍 1996 🔁 868 💬 20 📌 8

Been rereading TET the last couple of days and I forgot that I named all of the background people during the photoshoot/interview after my coworkers at the time.

That job sucked and I don't miss Oklahoma but I do miss them and it's nice to see that I immortalized our friendships in my favorite fic

14.03.2026 13:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The procreate interface with a messy sketch on a soft gray canvas of Bartolomeo from One Piece live action series as he sneers while talking with Nami.

The procreate interface with a messy sketch on a soft gray canvas of Bartolomeo from One Piece live action series as he sneers while talking with Nami.

The same sketch but the facial proportions feature placement have been adjusted.

The same sketch but the facial proportions feature placement have been adjusted.

Time to learn a new likeness!

First is my sketch while looking at a photo, second is my sketch after I overlaid it on the photo to check proportions. It's funny to me that I nailed his head shape but made the face too small. Even if it's not exact, I do think my original pushed the expression more.

12.03.2026 16:35 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Flat color sketches of Bartolomeo (left) and Cavendish from One Piece. Barto looks particularly well-muscled and Cav is rocking full, layered, Farrah Fawcett hair. They’re both mid sentence, gesturing at each other. A speech bubble floats between them with a screenshot of a tumblr post by user heavenlyres, as if they’re both speaking the same text. The tumblr post reads, “This man can’t be fixed. I can fuck him though. Maybe that will calm him down.”

Flat color sketches of Bartolomeo (left) and Cavendish from One Piece. Barto looks particularly well-muscled and Cav is rocking full, layered, Farrah Fawcett hair. They’re both mid sentence, gesturing at each other. A speech bubble floats between them with a screenshot of a tumblr post by user heavenlyres, as if they’re both speaking the same text. The tumblr post reads, “This man can’t be fixed. I can fuck him though. Maybe that will calm him down.”

An oldie but a goodie #BartoCav

12.03.2026 06:15 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0