Ashhole 🧜🏼‍♀️

I don’t think unconditional surrender is imminent.

I am incredibly stressed about the Luka situation lol

Omg. This is horrible. I’m devastated for her. Please, please tell her the Smith family is thinking of her and Liam. Im so, so sorry to hear this.

Clearly a forgery. Jesus dots his i with a heart.

*on antiques roadshow* I’m sorry…what?

Almost got me lmfao

Let’s go, kings.

Oh we are done done 🤣

I firmly disagree with this, not vaccinating your children is profoundly anti-social, we should not excuse anti-social behavior or, assuming that people are of sound mind, be sympathetic to it.

There are guidelines that you can read, your child has a pediatrician much smarter than you, that's it.

Today’s morning lesson, Robin Hood and coloring 🤣

I genuinely hope every person finds this peace and safety.

On Tuesday I was very sick. I think I threw up like 10 times. Both boys were glued to my side. Never left me alone on the couch and brought me water and snacks while daddy was gone. It was a world I had never seen before. I’m so thankful for my life and mostly my husband. Just wow.

I don’t even know how to explain how weird it would be to 15 year old me to say I have a husband and two sons who actually love and like me and take care of me.

I didn’t even know how much male trauma I had until I was around nice men.

Whew.

It’s so insane to love every single part of your life. Like truly. I’ve never felt this way for this long. I wish I could hug young me and let her know all the good things are coming.

“Mommy, do you want to watch me count?” - G

🤣🥹 yes, baby

Breaking: Ken Paxton says he'll drop US Senate bid if Greg Bovino is tall enough to ride a rollercoaster.

….huh??

look all i'm saying is Talarico/Crockett could be Mamdani/Landers 2.0 and just clown on the republicans for the next 6 months and that's the world i want to be in

The Republican Primary Race for the United States Senate in the Great State of Texas, a State I LOVE and won 3 times in Record Numbers (the HIGHEST vote ever recorded, by far!!!), cannot, for the good of the Party, and our Country, itself, be allowed to go on any longer. IT MUST STOP NOW! We have an easy to beat, Radical Left Opponent, and we have to TOTALLY FOCUS on putting him away, quickly and decisively! Both John and Ken ran great races, but not good enough. Now, this one, must be PERFECT! My Endorsements within the Republican Party have been virtually insurmountable! It is such an honor to realize and say that almost everyone I Endorse WINS, and wins by a lot, especially in Texas! I will be making my Endorsement soon, and will be asking the candidate that I don’t Endorse to immediately DROP OUT OF THE RACE! Is that fair? We must win in November!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

lmao -- Trump says he's going to make an endorsement in the Texas Senate race and he expects "the candidate that I don’t Endorse to immediately DROP OUT OF THE RACE! Is that fair?"

🤣 I live for a good chart.

I just do not care about the drama. Talk about food and I’m good lol

We love top chef and GBBO. Idk if those count or not.

Love this.

I’m a bitch and that’s fine with me bc I’m not really that wrong on anything. 🤣🤣

The only thing close to reality we watch is Top Chef.

I just can’t give those people my clicks and contribute to the wealth nonsense. It makes me crazy.

I despise it. I can’t understand why anyone watches the kardashians and I’m convinced they, along with seacrest, are the biggest reasons we are here. Women completely brain rotted from it. I will die on this hill.

It’s just strange to see all these “hot takes.” I’m not sure why we aren’t all on the same page today. He’s an 8th generation Texan and that’s huge. I absolutely refuse to have two non Texans running shit for us.

Or.. maybe… we like him.

WFH views today with the sweeties. @samthesoupgod.bsky.social

CROCKETT CONCEDES