Entertain Me

I read my porn mostly 🤷‍♀️

Huh.

But. Hold on. How tf does someone get stuck in the dryer?? I’ve been doing wash a long time and sure I’ve T-Rex armed a top loader but I’ve never gotten stuck??

Lmaooo I’ve never heard of this 😂🤣😂

Ooo I like the way you think. I’ll get the wartenberg wheel while you pour.

You’re either brave or a fool

I’ve left the clothes in the washer again. Fuck. This time maybe I’ll just park myself on top of it and you can kiss me as the spin cycle shakes beneath me and we’ll celebrate switching it to the dryer by you sliding into me as I’m bent over with an armful of wet shirts. Laundry party?
#sveros #W1PP

Yes.

Tingles, Mini. We’re playing with tingles today. I expect you taste lovely. Go have a glass of water just in case though.

I will destroy you if you snap the strand Christoo.

Crowseph, you are absolutely right. A little hokey, but right just the same.

Don’t you forget it xx

Next we’ll try mouthwash 😘

That’s some fine alliteration there. Well done, you. I’ll keep you around a minute.

Mission accomplished, then. I’ll pat myself on the back 👏🏻

🎉🎉🎉

Go Nip go!! You got this!! I believe in you!!

And soon, too.

Yes. You do.

No no. That’s what I meant. 😇

You stumbled on this on a Wednesday, Minn. What W words do you have?

As though I’m a fine wine?

Even when I phone it in like in this one? 😂

Is it your birthday? What are we commemorating with this gift?

Haha thank you. I had a laugh taking these 🤣

🫠 Pardon me while I go steam my red dress 🫠

Em from the back, from thighs to mid-back. She’s wearing a green cropped jersey with white numbers on the sleeve and a pair of bronze panties. Her hand is on her hip.

I’m rooting for you.

And yet it’s in all the small ways that you differ from my own familiar touch that makes me remember yours.