beware the tiktok movie rec algorithm
you watch one. the algorithm thinks you like it, it gives you numerous more promoting the same exact movie(s)
you think gosh, this must be good. sooo many ppl say it is
then you watch it, its str8 poopy juice, and now you wasted 2 hrs and got trust issues
when i was little i had a neighbor named captain squid. the police came and took captain squid after they discovered his parents were doing nefarious things. i dont know what nefarious things, i assumed they were drug kingpins living in a basement. i'll always wonder what happened to captain squid
maaan, rizzler really never made it back up from doin that worm...
ok but imagine the costco guys dressing up as defunct 2000s pop group LMFAO and going on a reunion tour
and the rizzler just stands on stage at each show doing the rizzlering
is that bald markiplier?
oh id slip n slide in it, but if everyones got it whys it secret
whys every place got a super secret special sauce except its always that same orangey pink chunkadunk ass sauce
i made a list of shows i need to catch up on. ive knocked out two of them so far. with each passing moment the need to skip the rest of the list and do a sopranos rewatch grows stronger
noith joisey is my stars hollow
just a Sam lookin for his Frodo
lmao its alright, we loves some kill bill
gimme #3 because it looks the softest
