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Hollywood crisis PR teams get paid lots of money to make the situation worse

14.03.2026 02:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Oh, honey . . . just because you played dress-up at a fake "military academy" that your parents sent you to because you were such an unmanageable, obnoxious teenager doesn't mean you were in the miliary. You had that duty, but lied to get out of it.

13.03.2026 16:22 👍 10409 🔁 2809 💬 1356 📌 297
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Who wore it better?

#PedoPals

13.03.2026 19:59 👍 13816 🔁 2493 💬 496 📌 98
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13.03.2026 19:29 👍 12518 🔁 3105 💬 943 📌 196
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13.03.2026 02:37 👍 5588 🔁 2580 💬 155 📌 110
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Yesterday was a tragic day for America and our Air Force. I flew the KC-135 for just two years at the start of my Air Force career, but this one still hits close to home. Keep our military in your prayers.
Link to full video: open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

13.03.2026 15:54 👍 4165 🔁 796 💬 158 📌 35
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SAM ALTMAN: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."

@TheChiefNerd SAM ALTMAN: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."

i don’t know how this is supposed to work in terms of intelligence but whatever these guys do is taking stuff that is not theirs to take and then sell it for the highest possible price

electricity water clean air knowledge

you name it

they should be treated like the common thieves they are

13.03.2026 08:13 👍 7603 🔁 2428 💬 741 📌 271

Trump will trash the economy as he and his kids place big bets to the short side in both the stock market & polymarket

13.03.2026 18:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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13.03.2026 16:52 👍 4767 🔁 2134 💬 278 📌 156
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Happening now: The Bay showed UP for Alysa Liu’s celebration rally in Oakland 🤟🥇

12.03.2026 18:59 👍 4494 🔁 519 💬 53 📌 25
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It’s funny cuz it’s true.

12.03.2026 23:33 👍 590 🔁 155 💬 18 📌 6

Navy needs to learn how to say no

13.03.2026 01:34 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Somewhere Baghdad Bob is smiling

13.03.2026 01:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Talarico on Trumpworld's "short term pain" talking point: "I'd like them to tell that to the parents of the American troops who have lost their lives. That is not short term pain. That is pain that will last forever ... no one asked for this."

13.03.2026 01:22 👍 11471 🔁 3246 💬 232 📌 96
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12.03.2026 19:05 👍 7981 🔁 2445 💬 802 📌 215
ALT TXT: Truth Social post from Donald Trump on March 12, 2026: “The United States is the largest Oil Producer in the World, by far, so when oil prices go up, we make a lot of money. BUT, of far greater interest and importance to me, as President, is stoping an evil Empire, Iran, from having Nuclear Weapons, and destroying the Middle East and, indeed, the World. I won't ever let that happen! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP”

ALT TXT: Truth Social post from Donald Trump on March 12, 2026: “The United States is the largest Oil Producer in the World, by far, so when oil prices go up, we make a lot of money. BUT, of far greater interest and importance to me, as President, is stoping an evil Empire, Iran, from having Nuclear Weapons, and destroying the Middle East and, indeed, the World. I won't ever let that happen! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP”

Who's the "WE" making "a lot of money" from skyrocketing gas prices, Trump?

It's definitely not the Americans struggling to pay an extra $1.5 billion at the pump this week.

12.03.2026 17:41 👍 1838 🔁 578 💬 174 📌 36

Florida can have them.

12.03.2026 18:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Every Element of Stephen Miller's Immigration Agenda Is Designed for Ethnic Cleansing He is effectively engaging in regime change to demographically purify America

"What was sold to voters as a program of robust law enforcement intended to restore order has become something wholly different: a campaign of ethnic cleansing." open.substack.com/pub/theunpop...

12.03.2026 15:11 👍 266 🔁 98 💬 10 📌 8

People need to learn how to be on their phones with headphones. JFC

12.03.2026 15:32 👍 2032 🔁 139 💬 130 📌 27
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Every Element of Stephen Miller's Immigration Agenda Is Designed for Ethnic Cleansing He is effectively engaging in regime change to demographically purify America

"What is unfolding is not immigration enforcement. It is a state project of ethnic rollback. The purpose is not to administer law but to override it. The aim is not security but purification. The prerogative state is not a bug—it is its essential operating system." open.substack.com/pub/theunpop...

12.03.2026 15:21 👍 550 🔁 226 💬 19 📌 10
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"The spirit of liberty requires moral courage among the people who are elected to Congress... but it also requires all of us It requires us to speak out without fear It requires us to tell others unpleasant truths that they do not want to hear."

11.03.2026 23:30 👍 5205 🔁 1272 💬 140 📌 54
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Ari Melber Breaks Down Secret FBI Log Raising New Questions About Epstein’s Death MS NOW's Ari Melber raised shocking new questions about the death of convicted sex offender Jeffery Epstein on Wednesday in a dive report charting the events around his suicide.

Great reporting @AriMelber.bsky.social. I’m not a conspiracist, but I’ve always doubted Epstein killed himself. He knew way too much on way too many powerful people. And those powerful people, including the current POTUS, did not want him to ever say what he knew. www.mediaite.com/media/news/w...

12.03.2026 02:33 👍 1066 🔁 397 💬 51 📌 16
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Ossoff: "The president appears increasingly to have lost touch with reality. That is deeply concerning when you have a a cabinet much more concerned with winning his favor than giving good advice & the nation now plunged into war. It speaks to the necessity of winning these midterms in a landslide."

12.03.2026 02:38 👍 15308 🔁 4532 💬 395 📌 218
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Another hush money payment.

11.03.2026 22:11 👍 13784 🔁 5477 💬 364 📌 202

There are 56,000 manufactured homes across Pennsylvania — where residents own their home, but a company owns the land those homes sit on and charges them rent for it.

11.03.2026 18:31 👍 35 🔁 11 💬 6 📌 1

Thanks to the partnership between @agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov and the U.S. Marshals Service, 37 missing children were found in a Riverside County operation.

10.03.2026 21:47 👍 795 🔁 176 💬 18 📌 6
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‘Lies that undermine our democracy’: Arizona governor slams FBI election probe “Arizonans are tired of election conspiracies."

Arizona Gov. Katie Hobbs (D) and several Democratic officials and voting rights organizations have denounced the FBI’s decision to subpoena records related to the 2020 presidential election in Arizona’s Maricopa County. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

10.03.2026 01:32 👍 5566 🔁 1784 💬 162 📌 63

Leaders of both parties should be calling for Witkoff's immediate resignation after these remarks. He is a Russian patsy, a traitor, and this has just gone for too long. It is has to end.

10.03.2026 16:22 👍 4010 🔁 1318 💬 280 📌 56
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How dating apps make you lonelier: links.profgmedia.com/4beRRkT

10.03.2026 14:13 👍 142 🔁 17 💬 13 📌 0

You know what pisses me off about the announcement by Oz and Makary, now disproven, that leucovorin could treat autism?

It’s the false hope given to people with autism and those who love them.

If you’ve ever had a kid with a complex condition and you’re desperate for help, you are vulnerable.

10.03.2026 15:05 👍 391 🔁 82 💬 21 📌 3