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I once won $100 by being the fastest to eat a Fla-Vor-Ice Pop.

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I was expecting a much different answer.

21.04.2025 07:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@secretcabdrivre.bsky.social
When has Harry Hood and Slave to the Traffic Light been in the same show together before?

21.04.2025 06:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

22 years ago my car window went down to pay the Mass Pike toll. It broke and never came back up. Drove to and from Nassau Coliseum in subzero temps. Worth it. #Phish

28.02.2025 14:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On this date in 2003 @thesexauerswife.bsky.social called the YEM opener. I laughed in her face and was pleasantly proven wrong.

26.02.2025 13:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's the Moma standard I hold all other Momas to.

26.02.2025 13:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't want you to act differently around me, but I just beat Banjo-Tooie on the N64.

23.02.2025 21:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know at least one person still clapped when the Toronto plane came to a stop.

17.02.2025 22:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Parsley doesn't stand a chance

06.02.2025 17:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is my favorite bathroom between the Quabbin Reservoir and the Great Lakes
#umass #stockbridgehall #bowkerauditorium

01.02.2025 17:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MGM Studios
Great Woods
Sears Tower

28.01.2025 03:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Brisket Burnt Ends: A Kansas City Original Made At Home When done right, smoked brisket burnt ends are the perfect bite. Find out how to make your own with this tested recipe featuring the point muscle of the brisket.

Menu item no. 2 for Super Bowl Sunday

amazingribs.com/brisket-burn...

27.01.2025 02:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A Philly Roast Pork Beats a Cheesesteak Any Day, Just Saying Bursting at the seams with thin slices of succulent pork shoulder, garlicky broccoli rabe, sharp provolone cheese, and finished with a ladle of savory jus, this Philly roast pork sandwich is the real ...

Menu item no. 1 for Super Bowl Sunday:

www.seriouseats.com/philly-roast...

26.01.2025 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is Dingo
He has an instagram: @zootanddingo

#rabbit #bunny #houserabbit

26.01.2025 22:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm so torn today. As a Swiftie, I'm pulling for KC. But I would love nothing more than to watch the Bills lose a 5th Super Bowl.
Realistically I'm rooting for Bane:

26.01.2025 15:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Welcome to Bluesky, @thesexauerswife.bsky.social !
Keep the swear words to a minimum.

24.01.2025 23:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2pm on a Tuesday shopping crowd at Market Basket. Just the right demographic for the store to be playing "The Power" by Snap!

14.01.2025 23:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Starting a new thing: half day PD sandwiches. I can't wait for this.

14.01.2025 02:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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13.01.2025 04:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They say online shopping is so easy, you can do it in your underwear.
On a related note, I'm not allowed at the library anymore.

11.01.2025 00:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0