Jasper Mars AU

Image from Slay the Spire 2

Only my third Ironclad run and I got him a Sovereign Blade #STS2

Me flexing in a nightclub bathroom mirror with obscenely beneficial lighting

Didn’t go out after my rooftop gig last night but this is what I would’ve looked like if I did (photo taken at the place I was considering going but was too zonked from DJing)

Played some gorgeous melodic techno to close out a friend’s rooftop party last night and managed to take a video while DJing one-handed 🎧 🤳

Feedback was amazing and I felt my set was very polished and put together. One for the books! 🚀

Hi Bald!

@ jaspermars dot au

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Omw across oceans to obtain brownie

As an autistic person named Shane, I feel that Heated Rivalry owes me some kind of royalties for having an extremely autistic coded main character sharing my name.

Went to the gay sauna (very rare for me) and I won’t say how it went or what I did, but I will say that I told some friends about it and they introduced me to the term ‘Lucky Pierre’.

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Oh it’s really quite

Butt in mirror

Mirror butt

Lisa’s glasses were so iconic, quite gagworthy in retrospect(acle).

Where’s the jock from? 👀

I was confused when that song wasn’t more successful - it’s incredible. It’s better than her actual worldwide smash hit.

So glad you enjoyed it!

Where was that bicep thread when I needed it twelve days ago

Quality glassware makes such a difference! 🥂

Me wearing a jockstrap taking a mirror selfie as a club

Me wearing a jockstrap taking a mirror selfie at a club

Party time!

:( well it can only get better from here!

Happy new year handsome!

Love new stuff and people and things!

Absolutely. It looks glorious. Sensory experiences are absolutely worth spending money on if it’s within means (I save up specifically for them!) - if you have people to share it with who’d appreciate it then that would be perfect!

Screen cap of an article drawing a connection between neurodivergence and having a thick, juicy butt.

I cannot impress upon you how many people have sent this to me.

Me at a nightclub wearing sunglasses and a cute gingerbread man shirt

So you’re telling me a ginger bred this man

Me in swim trunks

Okay fine here’s the front

Me wearing swim trunks that don’t quite manage to cover the top of my butt

Difficult to find swim trunks that have a chance in hell of covering the entire real estate.

Me wearing a gingerbread man shirt which is quite cute

Trying out some Downtempo vibes for summer and I’m very into it 🎵

One of my favourite games I ever streamed. Give it a play!

I loved this game. Might replay it.