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Musician. Wannabe actor and comedian. If you don't like profanity, best fuck off.

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My favorite band used to be the Buttplugs From Hell.

80's punk were a different time.

14.03.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To use a metaphor from Frank Underwood:

Mike Johnson is the massive turd that blocks the pipes of Congress. He must be removed so that the sewage can continue to flow freely again.

14.03.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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this means it is not open for transit

13.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 13866 πŸ” 2576 πŸ’¬ 883 πŸ“Œ 1045

I've seen a lot of butt plugs, and tbh most of them look better than Stephen Miller's head

13.03.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To use a metaphor from Frank Underwood:

Mike Johnson is the massive turd that blocks the pipes of Congress. He must be removed so that the sewage can continue to flow freely again.

13.03.2026 11:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mike Johnson was consulted, but he couldn't reply as he still had Trump cock in his mouth

13.03.2026 11:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To use a metaphor from Frank Underwood:

Mike Johnson is the massive turd that blocks the pipes of Congress. He must be removed so that the sewage can continue to flow freely again.

13.03.2026 08:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How dya know what Satan's butt plug looks like?

13.03.2026 08:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you confused, this is substack not loveshack

11.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This level of stupidity is perfectly consistant with these idiots

11.03.2026 11:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shouldn't you be blaming Kamala?

Biden was a complete dead duck as you told us many times

10.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The last one I sent was left in the recycling bin by the driver, who forgot to leave a note for the recipient.

Ebay had fun with that one tracking it down

10.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought Iranian lepers are vegetarian?

10.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't hold your breath

10.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Teenage Reform council leader faces no confidence vote George Finch was appointed leader of Warwickshire council aged 19 last year

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Keep your eye on this
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

10.03.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Teenage Reform council leader faces no confidence vote George Finch was appointed leader of Warwickshire council aged 19 last year

@henryriley1.bsky.social Keep your eye on this
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

10.03.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Teenage Reform council leader faces no confidence vote George Finch was appointed leader of Warwickshire council aged 19 last year

Keep your eye on this...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

10.03.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The first lesson of war is β€˜know your enemy’ – and Britain’s enemy now is Donald Trump | Simon Tisdall As the Iran disaster escalates, the US president should be seen as an enemy whose actions threaten the lawful, democratic way of life everywhere, says Guardian foreign affairs commentator Simon Tisdal...

Finally, hit the nail on the head
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

09.03.2026 11:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You will have to do the N3 now with Roger.

It's mandatory.

(I suggest you do it from Bromley, otherwise you won't get home)

08.03.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh dear, you may need to update your analysis.

WTF is Starmer doing?

07.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you get the barista to read that out loud?

07.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That will just fuel his whining and grievance rants

07.03.2026 12:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He really is making it up as he goes along

06.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Iran doesn't want it.

They might prefer Alaska, but Sarah Palin

05.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, is this @theonion.com ?

05.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, is this @theonion.com ?

05.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Why didn't you use the pic where she shows her bare muff?

05.03.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well it's not Congress doing the "challenging"

05.03.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know why they bother.

Congress has basically abolished itself

04.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought Congress had enough of listening to that woman's endless garbage

04.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0