Pizza Johnny

This is more evidence that it was never going to finish with just the immigrants.

You can almost smell the Tito's in the air.

An adorable raccoon.

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

The fuhrer is starting a new fashion trend. Now that his stuffed shoes and fat cankles have been exposed to the world... He's making it a uniform.

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Some really pleasant disco beats and even a few begrudging looks of approval from Japanese Grandpa. Grandma likes it though and she doesn't care who knows.

youtu.be/GHfyC2qIu-E?...

Those who want war, send your own children.

(You know the ones who won't call you or talk to you because you're blasting Fox News through the home theater system.)

Exclusive: Foreign hacker in 2023 compromised Epstein files held by FBI, source and documents show The hack occurred after a server at the Child Exploitation Forensic Lab in the FBI’s New York Field Office was inadvertently left vulnerable by a special agent.

Scoop: Here’s the bonkers story of how a foreign hacker inadvertently (?) broke into an evidence server holding FBI Epstein material in 2023 and then threatened to call in law enforcement when they found it was full of CSAM.
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When your boss forces you to wear the ill-fitting shoes he bought you and the rest of the team.

(cartoon Adam Zyglis)

An adorable raccoon.

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If the Cannabis addict uses daily for a long enough time, they will develop cannabis hyperemesis syndrome....

Is an example of reefer madness.

Potato is sleeping on Clyde-frog so hard that his snouty is twisted.

Potato is sleeping on Clyde frog so hard that his snouty is twisted.

Can we normalize Dutch profanity and wishing diseases on others?

Some of y'all need cholera.

When you're tired of explaining volume stacking.

Our town is the last thing on the highway before pure wilderness so we're not really on the way to anywhere. We have a grocery store called The Harvest market and it's struggling to compete against a dollar store.

It would be nice to have a Fred Meyer which is kind of the standard in these parts.

Estacada needs a year round aquatic center and an ice rink. Keep the kids on the right track with jobs and swim teams, lifeguard programs and hockey and figure skating.

A decent grocery store would be nice, but let's not get crazy.

Why isn't Israel eager to put its own troops on the ground in Iran?

Hmmm. I wonder. 🤔

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Holden Bloodfeast is from 2018 and I don't understand why people don't understand why America attacked Iran (again)

Glass of Cone Head Zero non-alcoholic IPA next to the can, on my kitchen counter. The beer is straw colored with a finger width of foam.

Zero Gravity is producing NA versions of their Green State Lager and Cone Head IPA. Breweries are getting *really good* at making legitimate NA versions of their offerings. This is tasty.

Watching my cat lick his own butthole.

-jealously

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I live in Oregon. We don't have money for that kind of enforcement.

Most dudes can only do a very little bit of cocaine and still participate in an orgy. Girls are impervious to that but with most blow the conversation gets in the way. MDMA make out / group massage is pretty good though.

I'm Pizza Johnny and I've done all the drugs and fucked all the holes.🙋

If we had good trains then we wouldn't need cheap gasoline, but it almost seems like the point is to keep people from geographic mobility.

Nice to see people calling a concentration camp, a concentration camp. Now if the legacy media could just start calling it like it is.

Fuck world... Why do we even have this relationship?

Get back to me tomorrow.