damn i wish i was your lawyer

(...and also kinda shows you how old jamband fans are.)

Ok, the best part of this is Brownstein referring to Shirley Manson as Shirley MacLain.

Is Andy Frasco always this... uh... bad?

I appreciate that Marc Brownstein sounds *exactly* how he looks like he is going to sound. *Exactly.*

Love this. My sophomore roommates *loved* this movie so I watched it so many times. It is equally ridiculous and enthralling. It captures the rush and stupidity and self-destructive egocentrism of 60s boomers like nothing else... and kinda the mythical Jim Morrison (...but not really The Doors).

I hope Timothée Chalamet pisses on landlines next so we can see a bunch of other famous people rush to defend how much they love landlines.

24

But she keeps looking over at the other bank of queues and finally takes her cart and walks over to them, so I move forward. A few minutes go by, my line moves forward, and she gives up on the other bank and comes back and cuts back in front of me. 2/

Uh... ok. How about 97 or whatever is closest to it that has not yet been taken?

I hope you all find someone who loves you as much as Pete Hegseth loves blowing up people on boats.

...I'm sorry.

I go back and forth on waffles.

I love the hell out of some Tarantino, but perhaps his whole "gonna retire after making 10 movies" thing is just that he had a feeling that's when all his bullshit would catch up with him.

Everything Pumpernickel sounds like a truly terrible Mall kiosk.

Antitrust law has subjectivity built in that can be frustrating even under good administrations, but under this one, it's basically just another tool to use to threaten the businesses of people who haven't already taken a knee, while the ones who have get a checkered flag and clear lanes ahead.

This is like, "Ticketmaster acknowledges it has engaged in monopolistic practices and agrees to feel really, really, very bad about it. Really. Our bad! Probably won't happen again! Haha! Did we laugh out loud? Sorry! Just meant to think that."

Just wait 'til you see the Super Platinum Tickets that will come out of this "settlement."

Pretty wild double bill there.

"Hey guys - what if once or twice a year we all just gave ourselves jet lag for no reason whatsoever?"

And the "beer" in "beereavement."

Say what you will about Billy Joel generally, and be as tired of Piano Man as you want, but, "they're sharing a drink they call loneliness, but it's better than drinkin' alone" is a pretty damn good lyric.

What are you gonna buy with all the daylight you saved? Don't spend it all in one place!

Hope you feel better soon! But if you do die, thanks for the Cheekface.

Song!

It sure beat the veggie burritos and lot grilled cheeses I used to get here.

Pretty good looking burger.

Eating a $20 burger in the middle of what used to be the Merriweather parking lot. Oh how far we've come!

My newly minted teenager literally just put on Smells Like Teen Spirit IT'S ALL HAPPENING