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Where in Athens Georgia can I buy a full size, sentient Dalek after 8PM? Everything closes so early here!! Don’t they know who I am?!?

11.03.2026 00:14 👍 101 🔁 10 💬 8 📌 0
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My counselors had me write a letter to myself when I entered IOP. I’m sharing the letter since I graduated yesterday.

10.03.2026 23:19 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Tonight’s episode of Murder, She Wrote has Courtney Cox!

10.03.2026 22:29 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A screenshot with a weekly forecast.  Temperatures range from 77 degrees Fahrenheit today and 34 degrees Fahrenheit next Wednesday.

A screenshot with a weekly forecast. Temperatures range from 77 degrees Fahrenheit today and 34 degrees Fahrenheit next Wednesday.

Go home, NJ weather, you’re drunk.

10.03.2026 18:39 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Omg I forgot about Dragnet & Get Smart! I watched that with my grandma.

10.03.2026 03:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Which Nick at Nite shows did you watch? I loved Dick Van Dyke, Mary Tyler Moore Show, I Love Lucy, Taxi, & Newhart.

10.03.2026 01:03 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 8 📌 0

Same! I also loved Dick Van Dyke, Taxi, & Newhart.

10.03.2026 01:02 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations, Gorgonzola!

10.03.2026 00:59 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GO PARTRIDGE FAMILY! KICK THEIR ASSES!

10.03.2026 00:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was going to say something in Iceland and then you posted this.

09.03.2026 23:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Derf Backderf | Wexner Center for the Arts One of the many celebrated cartoonists to hail from Ohio, Ohio State alum Derf Backderf is a former cartoonist for the Lantern and the...

Tuesday evening at 7pm, on the campus of the now-leaderless Ohio State University! Likely my final public presentation about Kent State. Signing to follow.

09.03.2026 23:48 👍 56 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 1
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Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music

Several dozen folks did

Some even dubbed music over the original clip.

I haven't been able to get this out of my head.

So I give you

A Bluesky exclusive:

Reservoir Ducks

🐣 🪶

09.03.2026 03:46 👍 2628 🔁 949 💬 86 📌 78

I graduated IOP today. I can’t believe it’s been 3 months. I can’t believe that I wanted to die 3 months ago. The idea of dying feels so absurd now.

09.03.2026 19:07 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
A Facebook post that says, “In 1953, the U.S. and UK instigated a coup in Iran due to prime minister Mosaddegh nationalizing the oil supply, causing BP to lose profits.  This led directly to the ayatollah’s rise to power when Iran had been a relatively liberal country.  Fast forward to 1981-1986.  Congress passes the Bolland Act, cutting of funding to the right-wing Contras fighting the left-wing Sandinistas in Nicaragua, due to the Contras’ human rights abuses.  But how do you fight communism in South and Central America?  You sell weapons to Iran, which by then is under a religious dictatorship and funnel that money to the Contras, because human rights abuses in two continents are less important than stoping communism at all costs.  Oliver North would be in prison for treason if there were justice.  America isn’t a liberating force & hasn’t been since 1945.  We destroy every country that we touch in the name of increasing profit for share holders and spreading right wing ideology.”

A Facebook post that says, “In 1953, the U.S. and UK instigated a coup in Iran due to prime minister Mosaddegh nationalizing the oil supply, causing BP to lose profits. This led directly to the ayatollah’s rise to power when Iran had been a relatively liberal country. Fast forward to 1981-1986. Congress passes the Bolland Act, cutting of funding to the right-wing Contras fighting the left-wing Sandinistas in Nicaragua, due to the Contras’ human rights abuses. But how do you fight communism in South and Central America? You sell weapons to Iran, which by then is under a religious dictatorship and funnel that money to the Contras, because human rights abuses in two continents are less important than stoping communism at all costs. Oliver North would be in prison for treason if there were justice. America isn’t a liberating force & hasn’t been since 1945. We destroy every country that we touch in the name of increasing profit for share holders and spreading right wing ideology.”

You know what’s hot? A guy that understands Iran contra. I just posted this on FB & realized that there’s a good chance that my ex would have never heard of it understood this. I’m not mad at him, I’m mad at me for diminishing myself to be with him.

09.03.2026 13:01 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Should I embroider the Jersey Shore letter to Sammi?

09.03.2026 05:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BEHOLD, I AM HERE FROM THE FUTURE WITH A MESSAGE. Deltron 3030’s eponymous album brought about world peace in the year three thousand and thirty.

09.03.2026 04:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Miss Bliss’s class are about to cost her a lot of money in the stock market.

09.03.2026 03:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

can we at least bring back disco, guys in short shorts, moustaches, and actors with interestingly flawed faces and bodies

09.03.2026 03:06 👍 1144 🔁 135 💬 61 📌 13

We should change the lyrics to “Don’t ask me I don’t give a damn, next stop is Iran.”

09.03.2026 02:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Country Joe & the Fish - VietNam Song - Live Woodstock 1969 - Full HD Video
Country Joe & the Fish - VietNam Song - Live Woodstock 1969 - Full HD Video YouTube video by Dima T

I heard that Country Joe McDonald died. My mom went to Woodstock when she was 15. One of my favorite memories is riding in the car with her listening to the Woodstock soundtrack & she’d fast forward when he started spelling “give me an f!” I know every word to this song.

youtu.be/ft0vkKCadgk?...

09.03.2026 02:25 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Women are my favorite guy!

09.03.2026 02:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought so! They filmed it at the train station I commute through & I think of it every time I walk through it.

09.03.2026 00:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My roommate just got one that was five cups with no candy.

09.03.2026 00:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s really sensible. I loooove jewel tones. I don’t usually do pastels except faded old looking ones. But they usually wash me out so much. The only colors I’d never wear are yellow and orange.

09.03.2026 00:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

maybe I'm focusing on the wrong thing here but this is the wildest shit I've ever heard a white South African say and I study racism for a living

08.03.2026 23:49 👍 9525 🔁 1671 💬 208 📌 34
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happy women’s day

08.03.2026 23:23 👍 652 🔁 197 💬 2 📌 3

I think I want to start wearing color again but I have no clue how.

08.03.2026 23:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Toad saw Cirque du Soleil once and was insufferable for a month after 😂

08.03.2026 22:41 👍 16 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

08.03.2026 18:40 👍 7738 🔁 2343 💬 33 📌 45

Hey @gonzo.bsky.social, you like this song, right?

08.03.2026 23:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0