Carter Hanson

Nadia Schadlow, Trump’s former Deputy National Security Adviser, hasn’t read the Constitution

Brian Wilson: I’m going to need 9 years and this list of musical instruments only made in the mountains of Nepal to create my masterpiece, it’s called Goofy Goo Bananas

This is how all my nightmares begin now

Every day of life under Trump is waking up to a headline like, “Wyoming is missing”

This baseball game is almost over, just as soon as I hit the SUPER GRAND SLAM and score 10,000 points.

market people are fucking hilarious you could tell them the moon was discovered to be made out of rare pokemon cards and they'd boost trading cards stock 90000%

The case for it being true this time is solid as Iraq

James Talarico saying he loves trans kids

UNEARTHED: Texas Democrat admits to feeling LOVE, an emotion that is WOKE and GAY

This seems bad

You know who has some cards now? Canada. 🇨🇦

(via B of A) @mark-carney.bsky.social

Too much winning :(

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

To stop this senseless war ye see, ye must answer these riddles three

What does this imply for those of us who are not Christian, and who labor under the assumption that we're protected by the First Amendment?

peepeepoopoo @DeepDishEnjoyer FOR THE LAST TIME HE CAN'T TACO EVEN IF HE WANTED TO THE REGION IS NOW FILLED WITH ESSENTIALLY INDEPENDENT WARLORDS WHO HAVE MISSLES AND DRONES AND THE HATE ALL THE ARAB NATIONS SURROUNDING THEM 3:41 PM · Mar 5, 2026 · 250 Views https://x.com/deepdishenjoyer/status/2029658607659192732

nobody seems to fucking get this!!!! "the enemy gets a vote" but moreover trump/israel deliberately killed all the people at the top controlling the enemy, which does not destroy the enemy but in fact turns them into a dozen new, smaller enemies!! I feel like i'm going fucking insane

We should abolish the United States Senate. It serves no purpose.

UPDATE:

Apparently Donald Trump watched this hearing too. And fired her the very next day.

Jared Moskowitz with some zingers: She will go down as the worst Secretary of Homeland Security since the creation of it. She literally took the president's core issue on immigration, which he was polling at 60% in September and got that down to 39%. She exceeded all expectations.

This is what did Kristi Noem in.

Corey Lewandowski to begin affair with Markwayne Mullin

Sure this can happen in the People’s Socialist Republic of Fayetteville but what about real America?

This is not true.

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

No one is stopping Labour from adopting proportional representation and blocking the fascist party from winning a large majority with 29% of votes in 2029.

Imagine having two buttons—“Share power with the Greens/Lib Dems” and “Dystopian UK from Children of Men”—and struggling with which one to push

stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright

Incredible shot of Rep. Al Green holding up a "BLACK PEOPLE AREN'T APES!" sign with Trump in the foreground from photographer Kenny Holston (Getty)

Community meme: I CAN EXCUSE FASCISM. BUTI DRAW THE LINE AT MERCANTILISM.

The Supreme Court:

Four detainees today, the smallest count I’ve observed.

Checking in with my network: observers are getting harassed by ICE, kids are returning to school, detainments are down, demand for food/rent remains high, donations are down.

We’re not done, but we’re in a new phase. If you can, please help:

A 75% majority of Americans say they think it is definitely or probably true that the federal government is hiding information about the alleged clients of Jeffrey Epstein — Reuters/Ipsos poll.
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